Crush-A-Wish

[XIIISwords 1,059]

Granted, but it's just a cheap imitation from a cereal box.

 

I wish Godzilla would dine on Blacksun's soul.

[Zola 3,038]

Granted, but that happens in a part of the multiverse you can't get to. Plus, since it's the multiverse, the same thing happens to you out there somewhere, too.

 

 

I wish I didn't have to wait this long to see The Angels Take Manhattan. :'(

[Keyblade Master Xoncron 499]

Granted, but you don't develop a lump in your throat by end of it thus meaning you're an alien and The Doctor comes after you.

 

I wish that the neo nazis didn't exist.

[Sora's Baby 729]

Granted, but I killed you.

I wish for a wish.

[Weiss 8,279]

Granted, but that was it.

 

I wish for the ability to see my dreams like they were a movie.

[Keyblade Master Xoncron 499]

Granted but you can never remember them.

 

I wish I was a timelord.

[Zola 3,038]

(

Granted, but you don't develop a lump in your throat by end of it thus meaning you're an alien and The Doctor comes after you.

 

O____O I ACTUALLY DIDN'T. HOORAY! THE DOCTOR IS FINALLY COMING FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL BE YOUR BESTEST COMPANION, DOCTOR!!!!)

 

 

Granted, but you were trapped in the Time War with all the others.

 

I wish I had a pet lobster.

[xoblivionx13 1,133]

Granted, but then you accidentally eat it for lunch.

 

I wish I lived on Destiny Islands.

[Shera Wizard 2,736]

Granted.

 

 

 

 

 

 

But then it gets swallowed up by darkness and your friends says he'll give you cookies if you go with him. You fail so you're put through worlds full of pretty disney colors camouflaging brain-breaking plot twists. Oh yeah, Goofy and Donald touch you.

 

 

 

I wish I could have a keyblade.

[Crown Unlimit 234]

Granted, but you get a keyblade.... to the heart.

 

I wish I could save Shera from being a heartless/nobody

[Weiss 8,279]

Granted, but instead they become a ghost.

 

I wish for one of every breed of dog.

[Shera Wizard 2,736]

Granted but they turn rabid and eat you for dinner.

 

I wish I to thank Crown Unlimit for the help anyway.

[Zola 3,038]

Granted, your words echo far, but nothing happens.

 

I wish I had a Popsicle right now.

[Weiss 8,279]

Granted, but the popsicle will melt if you don't finish it in 1 minute.

 

I wish for a pouch-full of pheonix downs.

[Zola 3,038]

(brainfreeze)

 

Also, GRANTED! *hands you pouch* The expiration date on the pouch says tomorrows date.

 

I wish I had a nice case for my Viola.

[XIIISwords 1,059]

Granted, but your viola gets stolen and so now it's a case for food.

 

I wish that I had three noses that each smelled different things- food, butter, and horse poop.

[Shera Wizard 2,736]

e.o

 

Granted but you die from over smelling and lung disorder. Thing.

 

I wish I could be a character in Kingdom Hearts.

[Weiss 8,279]

Granted, you are one of the shop clerks.

 

I wish for nothing.

[Zola 3,038]

 

 

I wish I could freeze time to study and take naps randomly throughout the day.

[Crown Unlimit 234]

Granted, but instead you get to do that with super speed and do everything faster than everyone else

 

I wish I could do some HARDCORE PARKOUR!!

[Weiss 8,279]

Granted but if you look down you will fall.

 

I wish for everything!

[Crown Unlimit 234]

Granted, but you become corrupt and screw everything up

 

I wish I had Lightning's freaking sweet pink hair

[Sora's Baby 729]

Granted,but it turns green.

I wish Dora would die.

[Crown Unlimit 234]

Granted but.... Granted

 

I wish the next season of The Legend of Korra would get here faster

[Weiss 8,279]

Granted, but it only has 6 episodes

 

I wish for a video game that you can go inside of and be a part of the action.