Crush-A-Wish

[Zola 3,038]

( ;~; My portal gun...)

 

Granted, but you can only use them on this thread.

 

I wish I could split into multiples of myself, go and do lots of things, and then rejoin into one person at the end of the day and retain everything I learned.

Edited September 22, 2012 by Zola

[Weiss 8,279]

Granted, but each split of yourself retains a specific personality of yours

 

I wish for a site-wide party!

[Imoore4 687]

Granted, but instead you got a fat party!~

 

I wish for it to be cooler today!~

[XIIISwords 1,059]

Granted! Incoming, a blizzard into Imoore4's hometown!

 

I wish that Patrick Star became the next president.

[Weiss 8,279]

Granted, but he is the worst president ever.

 

I wish, I wish I had a fish.

[Sora's Baby 729]

Granted, but it died. http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/smiley-cry.png

I wish for anime to be real.

[XIIISwords 1,059]

Granted, but your name is written in the Deathnote book.

 

I wish K-Stew was hit by a Willemstad... uh, how did auto-correct correct wildebeest to Willemstad?

[Imoore4 687]

Granted, but instead he got hit by Patrick Star!

 

I wish it wasn't always so dark in the house.

[Weiss 8,279]

Granted, but now it is way too bright.

 

I wish for...a wish!

[XIIISwords 1,059]

Granted, a but that was your wish...

 

I wish that Red was the Champion in Pokemon BW2.

[Weiss 8,279]

Granted, but it's the color red.

 

I wish that I could control the weather.

[XIIISwords 1,059]

Granted, but you can only control the weather above your own head.

 

I wish that I had fish eyeballs on my plate to eat for dinner last Thursday instead of jellybeans.

[Sora's Baby 729]

What? Not granted.

 

(But no one on here, spare two people, know my real name.) ....I wish for a neko then!

[XIIISwords 1,059]

Granted, but now you're Neko.

 

I wish that somebody would make a thread about the decline of today's children due to juice boxes.

[Weiss 8,279]

Granted, but it is poorly made.

 

I wish the Legendary title came after the Whore title.

[XIIISwords 1,059]

Granted, but the title progressions are now Whore (1000-1001), Legendary (1002-1003), Daniel's Whore (1004+)

 

I wish that I could manipulated space-time.

[Roxas_Wagner 174]

Granted,but them you lost yourself in time '-'

 

I wish for chatroom became more popular '-'

[Zola 3,038]

Granted, but so many people are on it that you can't keep up any conversations because everyone is constantly posting.

 

I wish that when I got angry, my hair would start whipping around dramatically like it does in Japanese cartoons.

[Keyblade Master Xoncron 499]

Granted, but you keep takeing someone's eye out.

 

I wish my friend had a turtle.

[Weiss 8,279]

Granted, but it is a really fast turtle.

 

I wish I could fly.

[Zola 3,038]

Granted, but you can only fly very slowly and you can only go down, not up. Unless you go to Neverland. That's a different story.

 

I wish that I could always understand people, and that people could always understand me.

[XIIISwords 1,059]

Granted, but then the human population turns into zombies and you cannot understand them.

 

I wish that I knew the cure for boredom.

[P50L 610]

Granted. But you need to meld Esuna.

 

I wish for a plane ticket to New York

[Weiss 8,279]

Granted, but it will take 5 years for the plane to get there.

 

I wish I could vote.

[XIIISwords 1,059]

Granted, but the options are Meow Wow or death.

 

I wish I had a monkey for an uncle.