Crush-A-Wish

[Weiss 8,279]

Granted. But your only customers are dolphins.

 

I wish I was good at writing.

[Zola 3,038]

Granted, but society has deteriorated to the point that no one appreciates your words.

 

I wish I could become a sunset, Or a piece of music.

[VanitasisKirby 1,227]

Granted, but no one enjoys listening to your music.

 

I wish I was a Kirby...

[Keyblade Master Xoncron 499]

Granted but Metaknight turns against you.

 

I wish I had an eye patch.

[Weiss 8,279]

Granted but wearing it will make you blind in that eye.

 

I wish for a refridgerator that can talk.

Edited September 14, 2012 by Keysofblades

[Zola 3,038]

Granted, but it talks so much you never have a chance to open it up for some food without it mashing your hand.

 

I wish I owned a flying carpet.

Edited September 15, 2012 by Zola

[Sora's Baby 729]

Granted, but now your too fat and it can't fly.

 

I wish for some nerd's (the candy).

[XIIISwords 1,059]

Granted, but some nerds (the humans) are eating them.

 

I wish that Type-0 comes out tomorrow!

[Weiss 8,279]

Granted. But it turns out it was only translated up to the title screen.

 

I wish Mario would age.

[Imoore4 687]

Granted, but everyone got bore of him when he got older.

 

I wish I could learn to play the piano right away!

[kh Memories Skyskraper 321]

granted, but then you get a brain disease and you forget how to play

 

i wish that school classes werent sooooo looooong

[Weiss 8,279]

Granted but now there are 100 periods of school a day.

 

I wish we could go back to the first page of this thread.

[Zola 3,038]

You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

[Weiss 8,279]

You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

 

Uhm...

You repeated the rules...O.o

Granted, I guess

 

 

I wish to know why you repeated the rules.

 

Edit: HOLY CRAP I GET IT!!

 

granted! but you lose both of your hands in a horrific accident

 

i wish i had burger...

Edited September 15, 2012 by Keysofblades

[Zola 3,038]

Granted you no have blood thirsty pet burger that hates you

 

I wish I had more pizza

[Weiss 8,279]

Granted, but the pizza is covered in anchovies and pineapples.

 

I wish KH3DS came out tomorrow.

 

(okay that's the last one I'll repeat )

[Imoore4 687]

Granted, but it already came out.

 

I wish for cool Beans!~

[VisitJoan 2,713]

Granted, but they are the food.

 

I wish I could eat as much as I wanted without getting fat.

[Weiss 8,279]

Granted, but now you get stomachaches if you eat too much food.

 

I wish for the like qouta to leave.

[XIIISwords 1,059]

Granted, but you're now allowed to leave to eat or drink until you learn Mozart.

 

I wish I had three more wishes.

 

Granted, but you're now allowed to leave to eat or drink until you learn Mozart.

 

I wish I had three more wishes.

 

Granted, but you're now allowed to leave to eat or drink until you learn Mozart.

 

I wish I had three more wishes.

 

Granted, but you're now allowed to leave to eat or drink until you learn Mozart.

 

I wish I had three more wishes.

[Speed 37]

Granted, but you aren't allowed to use any of your wishes.

 

I wish I had a real keyblade.

[Weiss 8,279]

Granted. But it's stats are all 0.

 

I wish for a giant chocolate chip cookie!

[Zola 3,038]

Granted, but it's from another planet where the people are made out of silicon instead of carbon, so it's toxic to you.

 

I wish I could shape clouds with my mind.

[Weiss 8,279]

Granted, but changing it's shape will cause a nuclear explosion.

 

I wish for the wish below me to include the word "makeshift".

[Zola 3,038]

Granted, but it wont use the actual word.

 

I wish that Hawaii makes HI* ft* for their currency...?

 

 

*Abbreviation for Hawaii

*short for Hungarian Forint, apparently, since I couldn't figure out how to use foot in the sentence...?

*This didn't turn out like i'd hoped. Oh well. >:}