Crush-A-Wish

[Imoore4 687]

Granted, but it did you instead!~

 

I wish KH13 was a High School!~

[SinHeartlessAngel 555]

Granted, You have brain injuries and cant think past a 5th grades mind.

 

I wish to visit planets other that the ones we know.

[StarStruck 78]

Granted but you never return~

 

 

I wish I didn't suck at making Flipnotes '

[Keyblade Master Xoncron 499]

Granted but they aren't very good

 

I wish for a spirit dream eater.

[Gambler'sApprentice 131]

Granted, but it runs away

 

I wish for a controlled superpower.

[P50L 610]

Granted.

 

Any KH game is your Kryptonite.

 

I wish I had a Sudo Neku Dream Eater.

[Keyblade Master Xoncron 499]

Granted but it runs away in battle.

 

I wish I had a green lantern ring.

[Gambler'sApprentice 131]

Granted, but you don't have the will power to create anything.

 

I wish for a hot dog.

[SoraKH 793]

Granted but it will be an actual hot dog

 

I wish i could fart to your faces

[Caity 3,946]

I don't want to grant...

Edited September 9, 2012 by Caity Raindrop

[Imoore4 687]

Granted, but you get one anyway!~

 

I wish everybody was clean every day without having to take a shower!^^

[Weiss 8,279]

Granted but now we are the dirtier than all other life forms.

 

I wish I could rewind space time!

[Zola 3,038]

Granted, but you keep phasing in and out of time and can't stay in any one moment for very long.

 

I wish I was a Jedi Master.

[Keyblade Master Xoncron 499]

Granted but a sith lord cuts of your hand.

 

I wish for a Tyranto Rex spirit.

[Weiss 8,279]

Granted but it's a pacifist.

 

I wish for this wish to be granted without any wish crushing.

[Zola 3,038]

I mean, uh, Granted!

 

Except... I'm not really a djinni...

>:}

 

I wish I had a pet Magpie named Nevermore who would say "Nevermore!" a lot even though it's not a raven.

Edited September 11, 2012 by Zola

[P50L 610]

Granted, but Nevermore fled to Neverland

 

I wish to be a Red Mage

[Zola 3,038]

Granted, but the shops are always sold out of Red Mage stuff, so you get to wear your cotton tunic FOREVER.

 

I wish I was a Time Lord.

[Gambler'sApprentice 131]

Granted, but you forget that you are one.

 

I wish for a batarang.

[Weiss 8,279]

Granted but it is plastic.

 

I wish for a statue that does'nt represent anything.

[Zola 3,038]

Granted, but it moves sometimes when your back is turned...

 

I wish a meteor would land in my backyard so I could sell it for tons of money.

[Keyblade Master Xoncron 499]

Granted but it turns out to be radioactive and all your hair falls out.

 

I wish for the power of sin empowerment!

[P50L 610]

Granted.

 

You are now overdosing on Sin's Toxin.

 

I wish that Final Fantasy XIV was F2P

[Imoore4 687]

Granted, but it isn't.

 

I wish I wasn't feeling sick...

[Zola 3,038]

Granted! But now your so tired you can't stay awake.

 

I wish I had enough money to open a store filled with tons of nerdy awesome things.