You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, You have brain injuries and cant think past a 5th grades mind.

 

I wish to visit planets other that the ones we know.

Granted but you never return~

 

 

I wish I didn't suck at making Flipnotes '

Granted but they aren't very good

 

I wish for a spirit dream eater.

Granted, but it runs away

 

I wish for a controlled superpower.

Granted.

 

Any KH game is your Kryptonite.

 

I wish I had a Sudo Neku Dream Eater.

Granted but it runs away in battle.

 

I wish I had a green lantern ring.

Granted, but you don't have the will power to create anything.

 

I wish for a hot dog.

Granted but it will be an actual hot dog

 

I wish i could fart to your faces

I don't want to grant...

Edited September 9, 201213 yr by Caity Raindrop

Granted, but you get one anyway!~

 

I wish everybody was clean every day without having to take a shower!^^

Granted but now we are the dirtier than all other life forms.

 

I wish I could rewind space time!

Granted, but you keep phasing in and out of time and can't stay in any one moment for very long.

 

I wish I was a Jedi Master.

Granted but a sith lord cuts of your hand.

 

I wish for a Tyranto Rex spirit.

Granted but it's a pacifist.

 

I wish for this wish to be granted without any wish crushing.

I mean, uh, Granted!

 

Except... I'm not really a djinni...

>:}

 

I wish I had a pet Magpie named Nevermore who would say "Nevermore!" a lot even though it's not a raven.

Edited September 11, 201213 yr by Zola

Granted, but Nevermore fled to Neverland

 

I wish to be a Red Mage

Granted, but the shops are always sold out of Red Mage stuff, so you get to wear your cotton tunic FOREVER.

 

I wish I was a Time Lord.

Granted, but you forget that you are one.

 

I wish for a batarang.

Granted but it is plastic.

 

I wish for a statue that does'nt represent anything.

Granted, but it moves sometimes when your back is turned...

 

I wish a meteor would land in my backyard so I could sell it for tons of money.

Granted but it turns out to be radioactive and all your hair falls out.

 

I wish for the power of sin empowerment!

Granted.

 

You are now overdosing on Sin's Toxin.

 

I wish that Final Fantasy XIV was F2P

Granted, but it isn't.

 

I wish I wasn't feeling sick...

Granted! But now your so tired you can't stay awake.

 

I wish I had enough money to open a store filled with tons of nerdy awesome things.

Granted. But your only customers are dolphins.

 

I wish I was good at writing.