Crush-A-Wish

[SoraBlade 832]

Granted, but you are a person!

 

Wished for Forums to never log out.

[XIIISwords 1,059]

Granted, but you can never leave your computer either.

 

Granted, but instead you failed and cried in front of the classroom!~

 

I wish I saw *Rikku*...

 

How was that wish granted?

 

Fine, I wish that the ungranted wish from Imoore4 was granted.

Edited August 24, 2012 by XIIISwords

[*Rikku* 90]

granted but your wishes won't be granted

I STILL WISH FOR MCR CONCERT

[XIIISwords 1,059]

Granted, but it's held on the moon and they suffocate.

 

I wish for Rikku (the one in the sig) to stop flirting with me.

[Keyblade Master Xoncron 499]

Granted, but Yuna starts to flirt with you.

 

I wish I had the ability to manipulate time.

[*Rikku* 90]

granted but no other wish will come true

I wish MCR concert wasn't on moon

[Keyblade Master Xoncron 499]

Granted but it's on Mercury instead.

 

I wish for a 24 karat diamond!

[*Rikku* 90]

sorry ur wishes can no longer be granted

I wish it was morning

[XIIISwords 1,059]

Granted. You've died and the people you know are mourning.

 

I wish I had broccoli.

[Zola 3,038]

Granted, but now the leprechaun version of greenpeace is after you for eating their forests.

 

I wish I could controll gravity.

Edited August 24, 2012 by Zola

[XIIISwords 1,059]

Granted, but you don't react fast enough when a knife you dropped underneath you starts flying upwards by accident.

 

I wish there were fish in the pond near my house.

[Zola 3,038]

Granted, but they're goldfish crackers.

 

I wish my eraser would work like it's supposed to.

[XIIISwords 1,059]

Granted, but you accidentally drop it on the answers to the questions and it erases them.

 

I wish Zola looked like Master Xehanort.

[Zola 3,038]

. . . >:}

[Zola 3,038]

Granted, but only for TODAY.

 

I wish I had an airship.

[Weiss 8,279]

Granted, but you can only fly vertically.

 

I wish I could grow white wings and fly.

[Zola 3,038]

Granted, but you grew them too fast and are now deficient in calcium and several other vital minerals, leaving you too weak to fly right now.

*gasp for breath*

 

I wish I had a functional food replicator from Star Trek so that I can eat pizza whenever I want to.

[Lady Aleister 1,677]

Sorry, non possible.

 

I wish I could Stardustblade would post on Circus Freak Show

I also wish Timothyg016 would get online and talk to me

Edited August 25, 2012 by Sodom

[Zola 3,038]

Aw man! http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/smiley-cry.png

[Weiss 8,279]

Granted but you have lost the ability to leave this site.

 

I wish that I could control the wind.

[XIIISwords 1,059]

Granted, but the only wind you can control is people's farts.

 

I wish that I controlled Square Enix.

[Zola 3,038]

Granted, but you have to concentrate so hard that you get migraines whenever you do.

 

I wish that I had keyblade armor.

 

 

I WAS TOO SLOW! ALTERNATE UNIVERSE EXPLOSION!

Edited August 25, 2012 by Zola

[Weiss 8,279]

Granted but it is just aesthetic.

 

I wish I could have this hair:

http://comicsnbooks.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/protagonist.jpg

[Zola 3,038]

Granted, but after a few years you develop eye problems from not using your right eye as much as your left.

 

I wish duct tape would work as well as everyone claims it does.

[Weiss 8,279]

Lol to my wish crush

 

Granted but now if ductape is put on something it encases the object in ducktape.

 

I wish for free food from Waffle house.