You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

>8D (cool) granted but you accedently wrote your bff's name in it

 

I wish that i could eat all of the junk food that i wanted and still stay healthy

Granted but then you were eaten by a zombie.

 

I wish I could read people's minds, but be able to control it and turn it off when i wanted to.

granted, but you heard someone say that they were going to bomb you

 

i wish that i could change my hair color at any given time

Granted but then after 2 days all your hair falls off

 

I wish I had uber pale skin

granted but all of you skin falls off and you become a skeleton

 

i wish that kingdom hearts 1 was easier to play :[

(cool, best halloween costume ever~) Granted but then every controller in the world breaks

 

I wish I could defeat the parasite cage in KHreCoM again...

granted, then your hand falls off

i wish that i could speak latin

Granted but then thats the only language you can speak and no one understands you

 

I wish that none of my wishes would go wrong

granted then you died (wait a minute...)

i wish that i could beat sephiroth in kh2

(Awh, i died... oh well) Granted, but then your gaming system shuts itself off and you cant save

 

I wish I could meet Riku from KH

granted but he leaves you and goes to talk to me

 

i wish that my ps2 controller wasnt broken

(HOW DARE HE?!?! *KIDNAPS*) Granted but then your ps2 breaks

 

I wish i could breathe underwater and above water

(heeheehee>8D *kidnap back*)granted but you got carried away while swimming and got lost forever

 

i wish that i owned every keyblade out there

(RIKUUU COME BACKK!) Granted but then they all turn out to be made of paper and get dropped into a shredder

 

I wish kh Memories Skysckraper didnt kidnap Riku

crap... cant grant that...

i wish that you never wished that

...granted but then you lose your memories of meeting Riku

 

I wish I could go to Osaka Japan

riku is so awesome that i cant lose memories of him!!!

granted then a tsunami takes you away

i wish that i could live in japan

true, very true

 

Granted but then the very same tsunami takes you all the way to the South Pole

I wish I had my own laptop.

(ha, i wonder wat would happen if someone wished for world peace or something...)

(hahahaha!:]) granted but you get amnesia and you threw it away

 

i wish that this hot weather would end

(WHYYYY) granted but then it snows forever!!!!!!!!!!! (which would be awesome~)

 

I wish i had a chocolate chip cookie...

(snow...not bad :] )granted but the chocolate melts all over the place and you freak out

 

i wish that i didnt have to get off of the computer now

(by!!!)

Granted, but I make you anyway.

I wish I was a rapper.

Granted but no one likes your raps sorry

 

I wish I had a ride to go to Warped Tour

(bye kh Memories Skyskraper!!)

Edited July 8, 201213 yr by AverageGoddess

Granted, but it malfunctioned and you fell off a cliff that was no where near you.

 

I wish I could go to Comic-Con!

Granted but then you got lost on your way there.

 

I wish for more than 2 seasons of Legend of Korra