Crush-A-Wish

[rikunobodyxiii 700]

Granted. It remembers the battle of 1812.

 

I wish for a Airsoft rifle.

[Sora's Baby 729]

Granted, you get air

I wish to not be raped by every 1

[Snow 1,800]

Granted, but you wished for the exact opposite so it canceled out.

I wish this cat was better:

[rikunobodyxiii 700]

Granted. It leaves the picture.

 

I wish for Azrael's wrist blades.

[Sora's Baby 729]

Granted you get a his wrist

I wish you hated me

[rikunobodyxiii 700]

Granted. But the hate is short lived.

 

I wish for a robot.

[Sora's Baby 729]

Granted I become a robot

I wish for Beep bup bob

[Snow 1,800]

@rikunobodyxiii (How did me and sorasbaby post at the exact same time?)

Granted, but it leaves you and rapes sorasbaby.

I wish for better headphones.

[Sora's Baby 729]

robotXrobot

Beep

[rikunobodyxiii 700]

(@Roxas1432: Perfect timing.)

Granted. Then the headphones break.

 

I wish for a lemonade.

[Snow 1,800]

Granted, it's too sour to drink, but it was too late for you too realize. (RIP rikusnobodyxiii)

I wish he was alive again.

[Sora's Baby 729]

Granted,beep

I wish at i was not a robot

[Snow 1,800]

Granted, you get raped by another one, though.

I wish I was in FF13.

[Loki 1,184]

Granted but your a minor character that is killed in .5 seconds.

I wish I could win every competition I ever enter.

[Sora's Baby 729]

Granted,that is a stupid wish

(to lazy to wish)

[Snow 1,800]

(@Loki, sorasbaby's was too stupid to even be a post.)

Granted, you're the clone of the original that's getting all the recognition, and you get killed by a falling billboard.

I wish that the Lilo and Stitch series wasn't ruined.

[Sora's Baby 729]

Um bother Im light I cant die

I wish for that too

[Snow 1,800]

I have no idea what your first sentence said, but I agree with the second.

I wish for pop.

[Loki 1,184]

Granted. The movie was ruined instead. (All disney series suck anyway)

Edit: And I drank your pop...

 

I wish my wishes would earn some respect

[Sora's Baby 729]

Granted, done

I wish that you would under stand me

[Snow 1,800]

@Loki (sorasbaby, stop posting at the same time as me!)

Granted, your original's wishes get respect. You're the clone, remember?

I wish my pop was back.

[Sora's Baby 729]

No thats gross

I wish I was not a clone

[Loki 1,184]

(Gah, posted at the same time)

Granted. I regurjitated it into a cup for you.

 

I wish my clone would go to hell.

[Sora's Baby 729]

Im not your clone

I wish I was not a cup

[Loki 1,184]

Granted. You are now a toilet.

 

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