Crush-A-Wish

[Number XV 490]

Granted, but the movie sucks, and it goes out of theaters before you can see it.

 

I wish for world domination.

[rikunobodyxiii 700]

Granted. Now Bill Gates rules the world.

 

I wish for a tungsten steel katana.

[OblivionRider 50]

Granted, but it lands on your foot.

 

I wish I could read Japanese so I could understand the FF Type-0 demo…

[Number XV 490]

Granted. Now it's in French, though. (Sad for you!)

 

I wish for monkeys to kill Bill Gates, and rule the world.

[OblivionRider 50]

Granted, but they kill you too.

 

I wish to have a house on a ski slope.

[rikunobodyxiii 700]

Granted. Skiers are now plastered all over the front of your house.

 

I wish for more info on BBS Volume 2

[kingdumbfarts 16]

Granted. but there was so much info it filled up you screen.

 

i wish for a house. that would not burn down or be hit by a tornado

[rikunobodyxiii 700]

Granted. It's a doll house.

 

I wish for a sonic screwdriver.

[kingdumbfarts 16]

Granted. but to get it u lost your hands

 

 

i wish you DIE!!!

[rikunobodyxiii 700]

Granted. I Dynamically Injure Elephants.

 

I wish for an anti-zombie spray.

[Weedanort 8,786]

Granted but it's useless since zombies are fictional.

I wish to know what a man is.

[rikunobodyxiii 700]

Granted. you know know that a man is a carbon-based life form.

 

I wish there was more hours in a day.

[kingdumbfarts 16]

Granted. but you didnt get any sleep so u died!!!

 

i wish that i had a slave

[OblivionRider 50]

Granted, but you get arrested because slavery is illegal.

 

I wish Sora used the Keyblade like Ventus.

[rikunobodyxiii 700]

Granted. Sora used his Keyblade to destroy the darkness of his heart given form and is now without a heart.

 

I wish that I could go to the Dreaming.

[kingdumbfarts 16]

I DONT KNOW WTF THAT IS but

 

Granted. but you explode

 

i wish for V*gina!!!

[Weedanort 8,786]

Granted. Now you have one on the top of your head.

I wish to control evil fiends to take over the human world.

[OblivionRider 50]

Granted, but you get struck down by four heroes.

 

 

I wish for my AP summer work to be non-existent.

[HelpMeRan-Sama 141]

Granted, but then your money was stolen.

I wish I would stop procrastinating.

[kingdumbfarts 16]

Granted. but you stop procrastinating so much u didnt have anytime for kh13

And You Exploded

 

I wish For Kh13 To Be Even better

[Weedanort 8,786]

Granted. Now kh13.com is in real life and it sucked.

I wish for fiernhigjerg

[rikunobodyxiii 700]

Granted. But the genie has no idea what you asked for, so he gave you 5 dollars.

 

I wish for a platform with which to play all video games on.

[OblivionRider 50]

Granted, it's a platform (as in floor) that you are allowed to play games on.

 

 

Granted, but then your money was stolen.

I wish I would stop procrastinating.

 

I meant Advanced Placement HOMEWORK , but I guess I'm poor now too.

 

I wish he would have understood what I had said.

[rikunobodyxiii 700]

Granted. But that changes history, making what you wished for null and void and here we are back again with the misunderstanding.

 

I wish for a three headed dog I can name Cerberus who is loyal to me.

[Weedanort 8,786]

Granted but it ate your family.

I wish to take evil pictures.