Weedanort 8,786 Posted August 9, 2011 Granted. It backfired. I wish to live and learn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OblivionRider 50 Posted August 9, 2011 Granted, you’ll never die, be a genius, but be old and immobile. I wish my keyboard-was-fixed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Key2Oblivion 37 Posted August 9, 2011 granted but your screen will crack once you use it. I wish I had a new baseball glove. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rikunobodyxiii 700 Posted August 9, 2011 Granted. It's pink and made for a two year old. I wish I could make it rain when ever I want. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TripleNipple 308 Posted August 9, 2011 Granted, but the rain drowns you. I wish for poop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OblivionRider 50 Posted August 9, 2011 Granted, now you're covered in it. I wish Sora used the original Keyblade (chainsaw). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rikunobodyxiii 700 Posted August 10, 2011 Granted. He is now a lumberjack. I wish for a flame thrower. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OblivionRider 50 Posted August 10, 2011 Granted, Charizard burns you with Flamethrower. I wish Beast was killed by Gaston. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TripleNipple 308 Posted August 10, 2011 Granted, but the world ends. (sorry, I'm out of ideas) I wish for poop that won't magically cover me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rikunobodyxiii 700 Posted August 10, 2011 Granted. It cover your next date. I wish for a rocket powered sofa. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TripleNipple 308 Posted August 10, 2011 Granted, but after zooming through New York City, it hits the Emprie State building, and you fall down to your death. I wish for poop that didn't cover anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weedanort 8,786 Posted August 10, 2011 Granted. It flied towards you. I wish to have a horse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rikunobodyxiii 700 Posted August 10, 2011 Granted.You now have a stuffed toy of Bullseye from Toy Story. I wish for a Lightsaber. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weedanort 8,786 Posted August 10, 2011 Granted but you got cut by the lightsabes. I wish to win the Horus yugioh tournament, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darkaeroga 1 Posted August 10, 2011 granted but some baby killed you and took the prize i wish i had useless psychic powers just like bardock from dbz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weedanort 8,786 Posted August 11, 2011 Granted. They're useless. I wish to win today's local yugioh tournament. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dax 3 Posted August 11, 2011 Granted,but someone steals your prize. I wish Genies were really nice to everyone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Number XV 490 Posted August 11, 2011 Granted, they are so nice they think that wishes are mean to everybody else, so you don't get one. I wish I was Roxas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rikunobodyxiii 700 Posted August 11, 2011 Granted. Your summer vacation is...over. I wish I had a working flying saucier Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weedanort 8,786 Posted August 11, 2011 Granted but NASA blew it up. I wish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kingdom Sora 464 Posted August 11, 2011 Granted but now your a nobody that no one remembers I wish I could live in the Kingdom Hearts world with a awesome keyblade that can kill anything! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TripleNipple 308 Posted August 11, 2011 Granted, but a fat person steals it and eats you up. I wish for a rock pet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kingdom Sora 464 Posted August 11, 2011 Granted but it grows up to be a boulder and squishes you to death I wish for a magic pencil! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weedanort 8,786 Posted August 11, 2011 Granted. You drew lions and they ate you. I wish to write in invisible ink. Wait, I can do that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kingdom Sora 464 Posted August 12, 2011 Granted but someone wrote all over you and your invisble I wish for eternal life Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
