OblivionRider 50 Posted August 2, 2011 You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp… Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own. e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins HugsandMuffins: I wish I were a professional pastry chef… OblivionRider: Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems. I wish I didn’t need glasses. HugsandMuffins: Granted, but now you’re blind! I wish… See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off… I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder… 1 TimothyPese reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TerraRedeemed 255 Posted August 2, 2011 granted! but you lose both of your hands in a horrific accident i wish i had burger... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corrupted keyblade 64 Posted August 2, 2011 Granted you no have blood thirsty pet burger that hates you I wish I had more pizza Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OblivionRider 50 Posted August 2, 2011 Granted, but the pizza is covered in anchovies and pineapples. I wish KH3DS came out tomorrow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corrupted keyblade 64 Posted August 2, 2011 Granted but it is sold out before you can buy it and it will never come back I wish my pizza didn't have anchovies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnsemTheWise 1,114 Posted August 2, 2011 (I was thinking about genies today!) Granted! But it's poisoned. DX I wish I was a movie star! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corrupted keyblade 64 Posted August 2, 2011 Granted you are now an actual star which can be seen in a movie I wish you genies weren't so mean Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnsemTheWise 1,114 Posted August 2, 2011 Granted! We're even meaner, so ***** ******* ********** * **** *** **** you. I wish I didn't suck at singing. 1 Queen Tery reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corrupted keyblade 64 Posted August 2, 2011 I'm worried about what I might come up with for your wish. but Granted now you are less bad at singing, you don't suck just less bad but deffineltly not good I wish I were on Conan Obrien Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rikunobodyxiii 700 Posted August 2, 2011 Granted. But you're hit by a truck 10 seconds later. I will I had a katana.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corrupted keyblade 64 Posted August 2, 2011 Granted you will be killed one in 3, 2, now I wish I wish genies were nice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rikunobodyxiii 700 Posted August 2, 2011 Granted. Just not to you. I wish Kingdom Hearts 2 had a multiplayer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corrupted keyblade 64 Posted August 2, 2011 OUCH lol Granted just not for you WHAT I wish I could think up more wishes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oishii 3,987 Posted August 2, 2011 Granted but you will forget a second later I wish I could travel the world. 1 Queen Tery reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corrupted keyblade 64 Posted August 2, 2011 Granted but the trip starts the day you die I wish could think up more wishes, i'm dry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OblivionRider 50 Posted August 2, 2011 Granted, but the wishes you think up will get you killed. I wish Pachirisu evolved into Emolga with good stats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corrupted keyblade 64 Posted August 2, 2011 granted but it won't be yours or will ever happen to yours I wish it would kill a terrorist instead Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnsemTheWise 1,114 Posted August 2, 2011 Granted... after you're killed by a road bomb planted by (guess who). I wish for self-esteem. (Ha!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corrupted keyblade 64 Posted August 2, 2011 Granted your body will now steam and make a really weird E sound I wish I were more B.A. 1 Paranoia reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weedanort 8,786 Posted August 2, 2011 Granted but you were'nt. I wish to become more powerful than a genie. P.S: Wasn't there already a forum game called Corrupt a Wish? Just pointing it out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TripleNipple 308 Posted August 2, 2011 Granted, but I made you a tad bit more powerful than the weakest genie, so then all the genies made an army and killed you. I wish that cheese will never grow mold. 1 SergDiplomatkax reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rikunobodyxiii 700 Posted August 2, 2011 Granted. But now it grows viruses. I wish for a remake of Star Wars: Dark Forces. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roxas27 52 Posted August 2, 2011 GRANTED. There will be no remake for star wars:dark forces, I WISH THAT EVERYONE WORSHIPS ME AS A SUPERIOR INDIVISUAL AND BECOME KRATOS'S ASSISTANT!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TripleNipple 308 Posted August 2, 2011 Granted, but later on, you start drinking, and then you jump off a cliff. I wish that my cheese wouldn't grow viruses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dax 3 Posted August 2, 2011 granted but now it grows mushrooms i wish i had a 3ds Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
