Lt Ultima 82 Posted July 11, 2011 your mom all the babys come from ur mom!!! noo its what firestorm said!! and googleing p0rn doesnt work cuz u could get viruses! and last time i checked babys dont come from trojan horses Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnsemTheWise 1,114 Posted July 11, 2011 last time i checked babys dont come from trojan horses Whoa, wait. What? You're tearing down everything I believe! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Think Pink 1,967 Posted July 11, 2011 When two people love each other very much, they walk into a cabbage patch and pick a baby. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hige Unari 5 Posted July 11, 2011 Whoa, wait. What? You're tearing down everything I believe! well babies don't come from Trojans cause..... Well they still do never mind Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ivan 969 Posted July 11, 2011 You guys got it all wrong. You know how there's Build A Bear workshop? There's a Build A Human workshop. The thing is, only bears can go to it. Bears make their own human baby. Somehow, when they make the babies in the workshop, something goes wrong when putting in the heart, so the human comes to life instead of staying as a toy. Then the human government finds babies with these bears, takes the child away from it, and shoots the bear on the account of the bear 'stealing' the child. So the child is given to a couple in the hospital who was led to believe that the woman was pregnant. Because you see here children, women don't get pregnant. When a mommy and daddy do the bedroom brawl, the woman's body becomes so tired it just can't do anything. Over time the mommy gets fat and moody and all that good stuff. Then when nine months is up, they go to the hospital when the mommy gets bad stomach cramps. The hospital sucks out all of the mommy's tummy fat and then hands her a baby as an excuse. And that my dear children is where babies come from. 3 Think Pink, FireStorm 162 and Kaiso reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Transcendent Key 12,109 Posted July 11, 2011 Okay let me put this in the most kid friendly way as possible. 10 years ago when Sora and Riku were little kids they were bored so they came up with a conversation. Sora: Hey Riku. Riku: Hmm? Sora: I got a question. Riku: What is it? Sora: Where do babies come from? Riku: What makes you think I know that? Sora: I dunno, but im curious. Riku: Go ask your mom. Sora: Okay. After eating dinner, Sora asks the question: Hey mom, where do babies come from?( He only asks his mom because his dad is trying to fix something in the other room and he's furious.) Mom: Well you see when a mommy and a daddy love each other they-- Dad: Firetruck, damn it Firetruck! Mom: And when they-- Dad: Firetruck!!! Mom: Nine months later, out comes the beautifull miracle that is a baby, they come from vaginas. Sora goes to his room with his eyes wide opened, and is emotionally scarred for life..... 0_0 S-so that's where babies come from... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oishii 3,987 Posted July 12, 2011 Gosh, if I were 8 years old and reading this, I would have been really confused. I'd just have to assume A) When a mom and dad love each other they do something involving shooting bears in China on a Trojan horse with a stork while ordering on Ebay or B ) You guys don't know either Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
P50L 610 Posted July 12, 2011 Gosh, if I were 8 years old and reading this, I would have been really confused. I'd just have to assume A) When a mom and dad love each other they do something involving shooting bears in China on a Trojan horse with a stork while ordering on Ebay or B ) You guys don't know either My mom said they come from kisses and special hugs at night when i was 7 :I Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pokebobhearts 22 Posted July 12, 2011 woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow man + woman = vagina + penis = baby Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace326 79 Posted July 12, 2011 Some come from China while others come from Detriot (dont get one from Detriot, they are the ugly, bad ones) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ultimate Oblivion 52 Posted July 14, 2011 my mom says she ate too much till she is 2000 kg, went to have a poop and i nearly drown in the toilet bowl. i was born Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weedanort 8,786 Posted July 14, 2011 It's simple kiddies. God made babies- Babies come from their respective mothers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Junko 2,815 Posted July 15, 2011 they come from storks. if u wanna kno the 'big boy version' then look it up cuz i don't wanna explain it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Demyx-Buddy 2 Posted July 15, 2011 When a man and a woman love each other very much they decide to have a baby! First the man steps up on woman's shoulder. Both proceed to sing . The second step is the man uses his left hand to break the jaw of the woman. Next the man pees, then poops in the womans mouth. Afterward the woman must eat a mixture of baby vomit, and baby food, this is known as "The paste of fertility" and must be consumed. Then the stork needs to be called. When the stork arrives he will use his beak to cut open the womans stomach and will pull out something that looks like this... Then the stork carries the substance all the way to a baby making factory. After processing the baby looks like this. The stork must then shove the baby down the mothers throat where it will rest for about 5 episodes of spongebob. Then the mother gives birth and you have a baby. And that children, is where babies come from. im going to have night mares for a very long time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyber Shaman 990 Posted July 15, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpfohJY_2i4 babies come from stork that or this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymDnUbq3dVw&feature=related Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted July 16, 2011 im going to have night mares for a very long time Just remember that you started life as a green piece of goop too! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
P50L 610 Posted July 16, 2011 Just remember that you started life as a green piece of goop too! so did you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cellar Door 652 Posted July 17, 2011 babies come from this man 2 Rose Riku and Kaiso reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rose Riku 39 Posted August 7, 2011 babies come from this man Oh Cella. I love you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 5,571 Posted August 7, 2011 Babies come from a mothers strawberry shotcake 1 P50L reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cellar Door 652 Posted August 7, 2011 Oh Cella. I love you. ilu2 bby Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lu Xun 2,069 Posted August 7, 2011 Some come from a store, in which babies are paralized, and some other children buy them. The rest, they come from Santa Claus. He works everytime, not only in Christmas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weedanort 8,786 Posted August 8, 2011 Some come from a store, in which babies are paralized, and some other children buy them. The rest, they come from Santa Claus. He works everytime, not only in Christmas. ...what? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
