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Text Organization xiii goes to wandka candy factory.

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Demyx are we there yet i want some candy? *whines*

 

Axel: sorry Zexion, *takes book out of hands*

 

Zexion: hey i was reading that!

 

demyx *get's slapped by axel with the book* OW!

 

axel: here you go Zexion.

 

Marluxia: I forgot my pink hair brush!

 

*xion and roxas look up from their picture book, xion and roxas pause their ipod* Xion and Roxas: HMM?

 

saix: SILENCE YOU IMBECILES YOU"RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE!

 

*larxene has annoyed look on her face, raises her fist and BANG!*

 

Saix: why you-

 

Xemnas: SHUT UP!

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Demyx: *grabs some chocolate when tour guide wasn't looking*

 

axel: *elbows demyx* whispers: can i have some?

 

demyx: UH UH! *pulls chocolate closer to himself*

 

Larxene: *rips saix's cloak* Ehh hem

 

demyx: oh right *hands larxene round chocolate*

 

axel: wha- HEY

 

larxene: shh *portals*

 

in the car.....

 

larxene: *smashes chocolate on Saix's seat. portals out*

 

back in the factory....

 

marluxia: *giggles*

 

Roxas: Xion *points toward Saix's boxars*

 

Xion: *giggles*

 

Tour guide: now to the nerd factory!

 

Xemnas: Number vii- *laughs hysterically*

 

Saix: what!

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Back in the castle in TWTNW........

 

Lexaeaus: WHERE ARE THEY?

 

Xigbar: They better bring me some darn chocolate *pirates of the Caribbean plays in backround* PIRATES!

 

Vexen: they are so weird. *sakes head8 now to go watch my TV show: Science with Dr. HOJO!

 

Luxord *in drucken accent*: Just sittin here drinkin me rum.

 

Xaldin: *watching Pocahontas, colors of the wind comes on, sings along* COLOORSSSS OF THEEEE WWWWWWWWWIIINNNNND!

 

everyone, excluding members in field trip and xaldin: OOOOOOOOOWWWWWW my ears!!!!!!

 

with the party at wonka.............

 

Demyx: SUGAR HIGH!!!!!

 

Larxene and Zexion: Why did i even bother to come with these people?

 

larxene: *looks at Zexion*

 

Zexion: *looks at larxene*

 

Larxene: you bored?

 

zexion: yeah.

 

larxene: lets have some action!

 

zexion: this should be exciting. *closes book*

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Saix: i am so happy we're done with that. *sits on seat* hmm this is wet. *stands up, still has boxars showing and now chocolate on his butt.*

 

Xemnas: number vii, did you, POOP YOUR PANTS??!

 

Saix: what? The? Kingdom Hearts? *gets out of car*

 

Zexion and larxene: OH WE HATE WE HATE YOU! WE WISH YOU WOULD LEAVE! *larxene keeps singing that but lowers pitch*

 

Zexion: I HATE YOU HATE YOU! because you ordered Axel to kill me! *runs at saix and punchs him* HAAA *sings chorus to hate you, above where larxene and zexion sing*

 

Larxene: I HATE YOU HATE YOU, HOPE TO GIVE YOU PAIN! because you ordered to kill all traitors including marly and me! *slaps saix*

 

everybody joins in: WE HATE YOU WE HATE YOU WISH THAT YOU WOULD LEAVE, WE EVEN KNOW SECRET THAT YOU LIKE XEMMY!

 

Marluxia: YOU ARE GAY!

 

*invisible band stops and electric guitar player does final play.*

 

Demyx: i hate you because you dislike music!

 

Axel: I HATE YOU CAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE XION OR ROXAS!

 

Xemnas: I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU ACT LIKE ME!

 

* demyx starts playing guitar, everybody starts to sing: you like the moon*

 

*finishes song*

 

everybody: YEAH!

 

saix: *curses under breath* goodbye people

 

everybody: YAY

 

*saix arrives at castle soak in wet* (it was raining)

 

Xigbar: whoa dude what happen to you?

 

saix: can you give me some of your rum?

 

Xigbar: AS IF! *walks away dramatically*

 

saix: OH well *^&$

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*Saix Walks out of the castle drunk.*

 

Saix to Xemnas: Good Mooning mate. *summons claymore and rips Xemnas's cloak to where you can see his Kingdom Hearts and blue puppy underwear*

 

Xemnas: MY Kingdom Hearts!

 

Saix: You should really consider losing weight like instead of eating Kingdom hearty'os start eating cheerios.

 

Later on at the handels homade ice cream that never was........

 

Roxas: I want vanilla Ice Cream!

 

Xion: Me Too!

 

Saix: I want blue moon!

 

employee: okay to vanilla's and a blue moon coming up

 

at the castle.....................

 

Saix: *somewhat drunk and somewhat somber. acting more like Isa right now* I'm sorry guys word is Demyx has just died. *starts to ball* He was the best muscician ever!

 

Axel: During the summer he'd cool me off! *starts crying*

 

Marluxia: He watered my flowers! *starts to cry*

 

Larxene: He was the rain to my homemade Thunderstorms! *starts to sob, lightning and thunder playing in the backround*

 

Me: He's in Fiji! He's in fiji!

 

Zexion: he always bought me books on new worlds and rainforest and waterfalls and rivers and- *starts balling*

 

*Demyx burststhrough the room* Demyx: I'M BACK! Hey I got some new booksfor th- Why are you guys crying?

 

Zexion: Because you're dea- DEMY *runs towards Demy and hugs him then takes the new books* Zexion: Thanks for the books little dude!

 

everyone else: HUH? WHA? AHH GHOST! holy *()^ on a sandwhich with %^&* on top with a side order %^&*

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lol they thought demy was dead when he just walked in

 

I did a little too but this story is just to good and I love you Sasuke for thinking of getting Saix drunk.

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I'M BACK anyway on with the story

 

1 hour later........

 

Sora: Dragonantor!

 

Xemnas: huh when did you get here

 

Oompa loompa: because I want your CHOCOLATE

 

Seto Kaiba: Hey you thief! *points at Xemnas* You stole My BEWD Jet!

 

noah kaiba: get out of here you don't belong here you doof! *pulls kaiba out of the story.*

 

10 minutes later..... (12 AM

 

Demyx and Zexion: Axel wake up on the floor and give me 20!

 

Axel: shut up you fat bookmark and-

 

TO BE CONTUNED.......!

 

everybody bows

 

thanks for the ideas and awesome comments! bye

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