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What Would You Say If You Had Only Three Seconds To Live?

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Me: Tell my wife, I love her

Killer: No one ever loved you, you have no wife.

Me: oh yeah... I love you.

Killer: wtf?

Me: TROLOLLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Well... I've got a crapload to pick from.

 

"Everyone of you... just lost the game."

"Eat my shorts."

"But what about boomer?"

"Boomer, will live."

"I'm about to lose control and I think I like it."

"Well... it's come to this. I've gotta say, I didn't think I'd last this long."

"But, KH3 isn't out yet!"

"See ya in hell."

"I think I left the stove on."

"I don't have a will prepared. So all my money goes to-"

"Remember, the right wire to snip to deactivate the bomb is the color-"

"And to all a good night."

"Everybody in the audience is now deaf."

"Speak softly and carry a big stick, in your pants..."

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