Destati_Dream_XIII 91 Posted June 5, 2011 Finally, here's another story. This is a fan-fic aiming towards creating a comedic version of what a meeting is like in the Organization. Hope it makes you smile/laugh!! Seriously?!: Saix: Xemnas is calling for a meeting. Everyone: Oh......*goes to the Round Room for the meeting* Once they're all in their seats, they wait patiently... --10 minutes pass-- Zexion: *reading book and flipping pages* Xaldin and Demyx: (eating chips) *munch* *crunch* Xigbar: (drinking tea) *stir* *stir* *sip* *stir* Luxord: *shuffling cards* Marluxia: *flowers ruffling* Lexaeus: .... Vexen: *writing notes* Roxas: *looking bored* Larxene: *smirking for no reason, and looking annoyed* Saix: ... *staring at floor, looking tense* Demyx: *whispers* Hey, Saix looks sorta....tense? ..mad? Xigbar: *whispers* He always does! Demyx: ...true... Axel: ...*bored*... Ugh! I have better things to do than this! Like....stare at my room ceiling! --another 10 minutes later-- Saix: *really tense* Axel: *opens a small snack bag* (All the "noise" just accumulated enough to....) Saix: SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone: O.O Saix: *calm again* ..I just....some peace and quiet, okay?! *stares at floor again* Everyone: @.@ Demyx: *quietly* ..munch.... Saix: *eye twitching* --yet another 10 minutes-- Xemnas: *shows up* Saix: FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone: *shocked* Xemnas: O_o Wow, that's....the first time I've ever seen Saix lose his cool...outside of battle, that is... Did I really take that long? Saix: *calm again* ..well....uh...we were here waiting for you for about half-an-hour... Demyx: HALF-AN-HOUR?!! NAH, MAN!! MORE LIKE ETERNITY!!!!!!!!! Axel: Psst! *signals Demyx to shut up* Demyx: Oh! *pretends to "zip" his mouth as if it were a zipper* Zexion: Let's just start the meeting! Everyone: *nods* Xemnas: Very well... I just wanted to inform all of you that progress is continuing at a steady rate. That is all. *leaves* Everyone: *jaw-dropped* O.@ -5 minutes pass- Everyone: *still sitting there, mouths wide open* Lexaeus was surprisingly the one to break the silence: That was all???! Xigbar: -.o THAT WAS SERIOUSLY WHAT HE GATHERED US IN THIS MEETING FOR??!!! -5 more minutes- Everyone: *mouths still wide open* Vexen: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! THE AMOUNT OF TIME WE WAITED WAS 29 TIMES LONGER THAN THE "MEETING"!!!! ...long, awkward silence.... Saix: Well, uh......you heard Lord Xemnas! Things are progressing steadily! Now everybody, get back to work! *leaves* Everyone: @_e ...... Geez, Xemnas....: Takes place a few days later... Saix: Xemnas is calling for a meeting. Everyone: ..oh, no..... *reluctantly goes to the Round Room* To their surprise, Xemnas was at least already there. Xemnas: *begins a long, speech* Demyx: These chairs are so cold....my butt is freezing... Orginal members and Saix: *listens intently* Marluxia: *stares at Xemnas with an evil gaze* If only I were in charge.... Axel and Roxas: *cold and bored* Larxene: *rolling her eyes* Luxord: *half-way interested in the speech* --2 hours later-- Xemnas: *still talking* (How long does your speech have to be??!!!!) Demyx: *fell asleep* ..zzzzz.... Axel: *about to fall asleep* Marluxia: *muttering to himself* ...my throne.....if only I was the Superior.... Xemnas: Well, today's meeting has come to a conclusion. Keep everything I said today in mind. That is all. *leaves* Orginal six and Saix: *nods and leaves* Axel: Finally! ..my ass is freezing..... *leaves* Roxas: ...took long enough... *yawns and leaves* Luxord: Hmm....today was rather interesting, wouldn't you say? *leaves* Larxene: Hmph! My day was officially wasted!! Soon these lame meetings will stop....*leaves* The only two that hadn't left yet were Demyx (whom was still asleep) and Marluxia (whom was still yearning over his dream of power/becoming Superior). Marluxia: That throne....MY throne.....soon...very soon.... Demyx: *woke up and heard Marluxia muttering* I know, right?! Marluxia: Huh?! Wha-?! ..didn't realize...I must've been thinking aloud again... Demyx: Xemnas's chair probably has a seat-warmer!!! Marluxia: What? Demyx: 'Cause those original members don't seem to be bothered by the freezing chairs! But I sure am!! Meaning, their's probably have seat-warmers on them!!!! Marluxia: Uh.....Wow, he's stupid...*leaves* Demyx: *yawn* *stretches arms* *leaves* In the Grey Area: ..okay, it's a bit off topic... Demyx: Hey, Axel!!! Those seats in the Round Room are killer freezing!! Axel: Uh...yeah, they sure are. Demyx: Ya know, I think the originals might have either cushions or seat-warmers on their chairs. How else are they able to be unaffected by the cold??? Axel: Uh.....maybe they're used to it? Demyx: Nuh-uh. You can't get used to something that cold. Xigbar overheard: Hey-ey!! So, you guys were complaining about the seats in the Round Room??? Demyx: Do you have a seat-warmer on your chair? Xigbar: No. Honestly, I'm a cold guy and would melt if I did. And, quite frankly, I'm so attractive right now that I don't feel like melting away. Demyx: O_@ ..As if!...... Well, uh...what about the others?! Xigbar: When you're interested in something, you sorta forget about the cold seats. And it just so happens that we find meetings pretty interesting. Enough for us to want to pay attention, at least. Demyx: ....pay attention? ..well...that's one thing I'll never do... Well, thanks for reading and I hope you enjoyed it! But if you didn't.....http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/smiley-confuse.png......well...at least you know the Organization's meetings from the point-of-view of my crazy mind? (Mwahahahaha!!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hazimie 1,595 Posted June 5, 2011 THIS IS AWESOME AND LAUGHABLE,hope you post some funny stories :lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roxaskeybladeart55 72 Posted June 5, 2011 *Sniffle* I wish Marluxia was the superior... *sniff-sniff* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kingdom Sora 464 Posted June 5, 2011 LMAOOOO, this was hilarious! Another GREAT JOB ON THE STORIES, KEEP IT UP! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Aleister 1,677 Posted June 10, 2011 lol you should really make more!! :lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KHfan4 106 Posted July 3, 2011 haha! aw man this is hilarious! you should make the meeting from 3588/2 days with Axel, Demyx, and Roxas muttering something about a cheeseburgar that never was. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Destati_Dream_XIII 91 Posted July 3, 2011 haha! aw man this is hilarious! you should make the meeting from 3588/2 days with Axel, Demyx, and Roxas muttering something about a cheeseburgar that never was. ^^lmao, the snack that never was! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sephyfan98 8 Posted July 19, 2011 ......I wish Marluxia was the Superior.......and Xemnas will be obliterated.......oh, wait. he already has been. Fail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*Rikku* 90 Posted July 28, 2011 Heheh Nice job. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
