Signs of a Weaboo!

[Koko 3,944]

Hello audience!

Do you ever see those weird kids at school trying to be like Naruto?

Or have ever gone to a con and have some stranger glomp you?

Well, it may be that you encountered a weaboo!

A weaboo is a wannabe japanese person.

 

So here are a few traits of a weaboo

 

1. They think everything from Japan (or even anything Asian in general) is superior to everything else. They think that Japan is the God of countries and everyone else, especially Americans, suck.

 

2. They speak in broken Japanese. Or even just throw in words like 'kawaii' 'desu' 'domo' 'baka' 'neko' 'chan', and etc. And they learn these words from the animes they obsess with.

 

3. They like EVERYTHING from Japan. And I mean EVERYTHING.

 

4. They are immature and don't know how to respect personal space.

 

5. Love saying how Japanese music is better than American music.

 

6. Call themselves 'Otaku', even though that might as well be equally as bad as being a weaboo. (Otakus havve unhealthy obsessions with things, not limited to anime.)

 

7. Have shitty cosplays.

 

 

I'm most likely missing some things, but I'll them later

 

So if you ever meet a weaboo, RUN.

[Amon 4,279]

10 ways to piss off a weeabo

 

1. Mention that Japan killed more people in WWII than Nazi Germany

 

2. Ask them if they watch Hentai, they will rage.

 

3. Tell them "If an actual Japanese person met you he/she would punch you in the face."

 

4. Ask them how much money they donated to the victims of the Japan earthquake, then tell them you donated more.

 

5. Speak fluent Japanese to them. At first they will like it but as the conversation goes on they will run out of things to say simply because they don't actually know japanese.

 

6. Challenge them to a fist fight, watch as they hurt themselves trying to do something from an anime that isn't physically possible.

 

7. After they get a failing grade, mention "Colleges don't give a crap if you know every line from every episode of Death Note" or "If you actually spent more time studying than watching Hentai you would be passing"

 

8. Say something is better than their favorite anime. Rage will immediately follow.

 

9. Tell them "You have no originality, every other person is going to dress up as an Org XIII member."

 

10. Create the crappiest cosplay you can make. Then insist it is better than their cosplay (chances are it probably is).

[King Riku 2,063]

Lucky for me, only the loving Japan and hating everywhere else is true for me. Seriously, I can't stand the way America works..

[Cyber Shaman 990]

Hello audience!

Do you ever see those weird kids at school trying to be like Naruto?

Or have ever gone to a con and have some stranger glomp you?

Well, it may be that you encountered a weaboo!

A weaboo is a wannabe japanese person.

 

So here are a few traits of a weaboo

 

1. They think everything from Japan (or even anything Asian in general) is superior to everything else. They think that Japan is the God of countries and everyone else, especially Americans, suck.

 

2. They speak in broken Japanese. Or even just throw in words like 'kawaii' 'desu' 'domo' 'baka' 'neko' 'chan', and etc. And they learn these words from the animes they obsess with.

 

3. They like EVERYTHING from Japan. And I mean EVERYTHING.

 

4. They are immature and don't know how to respect personal space.

 

5. Love saying how Japanese music is better than American music.

 

6. Call themselves 'Otaku', even though that might as well be equally as bad as being a weaboo. (Otakus havve unhealthy obsessions with things, not limited to anime.)

 

7. Have shitty cosplays.

 

 

I'm most likely missing some things, but I'll them later

 

So if you ever meet a weaboo, RUN.

 

Lol, I have alot of those in my school. I'm friends with some of them.I have a question, Does weaboos spread like a decease? If so then I gotta go to the doctor.

[Koko 3,944]

Lucky for me, only the loving Japan and hating everywhere else is true for me. Seriously, I can't stand the way America works..

 

Get help, this is the beginning of something more serious.

[Cyber Shaman 990]

Get help, this is the beginning of something more serious.

 

lol, it's a new deacese

[Protoman 1,974]

7. Have shitty cosplays.

 

BUT THAT WAS THE MOST FUN IVE EVER HAAADDD.

[hawk222 152]

6. Call themselves 'Otaku', even though that might as well be equally as bad as being a weaboo. (Otakus havve unhealthy obsessions with things, not limited to anime.)

I don't know if this one is entirely true. I mean, I call myself an otaku, but in the geek/nerd sense of the term, not the negative sense.

 

9. Tell them "You have no originality, every other person is going to dress up as an Org XIII member."

But I have a good Luxord cosplay, and I actually try...

[Amon 4,279]

Lucky for me, only the loving Japan and hating everywhere else is true for me. Seriously, I can't stand the way America works..

 

America is a thousand times better than Japan could ever hope to be.

 

 

lol, it's a new deacese

 

Agreed. I say we should round all the weaboos up and have them executed, it seems to be the only cure for the virus. The only person who would miss a weaboo is another weaboo.

[Koko 3,944]

I don't know if this one is entirely true. I mean, I call myself an otaku, but in the geek/nerd sense of the term, not the negative sense.

 

 

straight from urban dictionary

Otaku is the honorific word of Taku (home).

 

Otaku is extremely negative in meaning as it is used to refer to someone who stays at home all the time and doesn't have a life (no social life, no love life, etc)

 

Usually an otaku person has nothing better to do with their life so they pass the time by watching anime, playing videogames, surfing the internet (otaku is also used to refer to a nerd/hacker/programmer).

 

In the Western culture, people confuse otaku to be something positive like "Guru". If you think about it, it's not really good to be called a guru if it means you are a total loser who can't socialize with other people except through the Internet.

 

Other Japanese words which have been confused by Westerners also include but not limited to: Anime, Manga, etc

[ssceles 134]

Not a weeaboo... but I am an otaku. Proud of it? Ehhhh. Not really. But its so much FUN being lazy and not having a job right now. *would dodge flying objects from roommate* . . . . . I really need a summer job.

 

No social life? Check. Love life? Oh, I've got one of those. And that's the real reason I need to get out of my apartment more - she shouldn't be the only one paying the rent.

 

Pass the time watching anime? Ahh... less than most people, actually. I haven't touched a 'new' anime since last fall and I don't keep up to date very well. Video games? Hell to the yes. Surfing the internet? Almost every waking moment. Nerd? Hacker? Programmer? .....*holds up nearest books the size of textbooks* PHP, MySQL, and Actionscript 3. I've got a folder on my desktop called 'AwesomeSauce' in which I keep everything related to a very lame server I host myself. Aside from the stuff no one understands but me, I'm sure you can all understand what a Flash game is. I experiment with making those in my free time.

 

The coolest thing about me isn't that I'm a nerd. It's that I'm okay with it.

 

At least as an otaku I get to sit behind the scenes and make people happy with stuff I make. And with all the rest of my free time? I practice my art.

 

So when the last person says "not in the negative sense" its all perspective. There's nothing negative about being a loner or productively learning about computers. There IS something negative about not getting out of your room to work. T_T But that's my only regret.

[Kinode 3,056]

Not a weeaboo... but I am an otaku. Proud of it? Ehhhh. Not really. But its so much FUN being lazy and not having a job right now. *would dodge flying objects from roommate* . . . . . I really need a summer job.

 

No social life? Check. Love life? Oh, I've got one of those. And that's the real reason I need to get out of my apartment more - she shouldn't be the only one paying the rent.

 

Pass the time watching anime? Ahh... less than most people, actually. I haven't touched a 'new' anime since last fall and I don't keep up to date very well. Video games? Hell to the yes. Surfing the internet? Almost every waking moment. Nerd? Hacker? Programmer? .....*holds up nearest books the size of textbooks* PHP, MySQL, and Actionscript 3. I've got a folder on my desktop called 'AwesomeSauce' in which I keep everything related to a very lame server I host myself. Aside from the stuff no one understands but me, I'm sure you can all understand what a Flash game is. I experiment with making those in my free time.

 

The coolest thing about me isn't that I'm a nerd. It's that I'm okay with it.

 

At least as an otaku I get to sit behind the scenes and make people happy with stuff I make. And with all the rest of my free time? I practice my art.

 

So when the last person says "not in the negative sense" its all perspective. There's nothing negative about being a loner or productively learning about computers. There IS something negative about not getting out of your room to work. T_T But that's my only regret.

 

You win for that bold line.

[Cyber Shaman 990]

New decease dicovered! a weaboo.

 

`A weaboo is a decease that comes from whatching too much anime.

symtoms are: in denial, explosive dioriya, pale skin, in secure, wanna defy the law of physics, wanna-be naruto, a craving for chinnese food, re-jackulating, and no life.

 

The cure for weaboo is to get a girlfriend or win a fist fight

 

Call your docter if you have any of these symtoms

 

Proactive can helpXD

[Koko 3,944]

Um

 

*disease

 

not decease

 

that means dead

 

also, most weaboos are girls.

awkward teenage girls with no hopes of finding love except in another weaboo.

[Cyber Shaman 990]

Um

 

*disease

 

not decease

 

that means dead

 

also, most weaboos are girls.

awkward teenage girls with no hopes of finding love except in another weaboo.

 

That's disturbing

[Zero 9]

Here is the average life of a weeaboo. Taken from the ED page for 'Wapanese', found here.

 

 

Omg hai ^___^ Im (Insert ghey wap name here)-chan and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ 4chan and my fav is the anime and yaoi boards!!!!! OK so anyways, I'm going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband Sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! SUPAA KAWAII DESU NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^

 

 

When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^= I looked up and saw SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!

 

 

KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPAA SUPAA SUPAA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!! I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!

 

 

he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TONGUE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! <.< (^O^) (^O^) (^O^)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT'S MY MAN WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó) then Sasuke held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me!!!!!!!! And guess what!!!!!! He kissed me again!!!!!!! ** \(^O^)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<) ^_________________^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

 

 

 

 

Now that we got that over with, here are some other things that describe them:

 

Watching shitloads of anime definently makes you a weeaboo, in my opinion.

 

Shitty cosplaying isn't wapanese. Cosplaying all the time is wapanese.

 

Going online and ordering Japanese foods, like 'bentos and pocky.'

 

They always call Japan, 'Nippon-desu ^_____________^'.

 

A weeaboo spends 59% of their time spent in their bedrooms watching anime, reading mangas, cosplaying in front of a mirror, watching hentai while fapping/schlicking, going on Japanese-related forums or chat sites, and obsessing over everything made in Japan. The other 40% is going to conventions. The 1% is what normal people do like eating.

[Cyber Shaman 990]

Here is the average life of a weeaboo. Taken from the ED page for 'Wapanese', found here.

 

 

Omg hai ^___^ Im (Insert ghey wap name here)-chan and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ 4chan and my fav is the anime and yaoi boards!!!!! OK so anyways, I'm going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband Sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! SUPAA KAWAII DESU NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^

 

 

When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^= I looked up and saw SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!

 

 

KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPAA SUPAA SUPAA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!! I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!

 

 

he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TONGUE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! <.< (^O^) (^O^) (^O^)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT'S MY MAN WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó) then Sasuke held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me!!!!!!!! And guess what!!!!!! He kissed me again!!!!!!! ** \(^O^)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<) ^_________________^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

 

 

 

 

Now that we got that over with, here are some other things that describe them:

 

Watching shitloads of anime definently makes you a weeaboo, in my opinion.

 

Shitty cosplaying isn't wapanese. Cosplaying all the time is wapanese.

 

Going online and ordering Japanese foods, like 'bentos and pocky.'

 

They always call Japan, 'Nippon-desu ^_____________^'.

 

A weeaboo spends 59% of their time spent in their bedrooms watching anime, reading mangas, cosplaying in front of a mirror, watching hentai while fapping/schlicking, going on Japanese-related forums or chat sites, and obsessing over everything made in Japan. The other 40% is going to conventions. The 1% is what normal people do like eating.

 

I like your example, but your wrong. A weaboo is not a person who spends their day whatching anime, a weaboo is a person influinced by anime.

 

I'm no expert, but whatching anime all day, or read mangas', or doing cosplays is called a Fan boy/girl

[HelpMeRan-Sama 141]

Another fact about weaboos:

 

Most of them love Yaoi and hate Yuri, or vice versa.

They think watching Marisa stole the precious thing equals to "OH I KNOW TOUHOU!! MARISA AND ALICE IS A KAWAII PAIRING DESU!! ^__^"

They secretly wish to be Japanese or Asian

 

Eh, I'm pretty much an Otaku (My sis's friend called me that k?)

I'm obsessed over Yuri and reading manga as well as sitting in my bro's room surfing the internet, chatting with mai waifus and listening to Touhou/Pokemon music haha.

Oh and I go to conventions too (Comic Fiesta and sometimes if my bro asks me if I wanna go with him to some other cons)

[Zero 9]

I like your example, but your wrong. A weaboo is not a person who spends their day whatching anime, a weaboo is a person influinced by anime.

 

I'm no expert, but whatching anime all day, or read mangas', or doing cosplays is called a Fan boy/girl

 

My opinion isn't wrong. Just different from yours.

You are correct when you say that not everyone who watches anime is a weeaboo, but there are a few people who are into anime, manga, etc., just because it is Japanese.

 

ex.

My cousin watches anime, but rarely. He likes the scenarios and action, but he couldn't care less that it's Japanese.

Not a weeaboo.

A guy I know does not watch American television, but goes on the Internet to watch anime, because in his mind, 'Japan > America.' That's a weeaboo.

[Keyblader 325]

Sounds like I'm an otaku, I need a life...though not all of the definitions of what an otaku apply to me.

[Cyber Shaman 990]

My opinion isn't wrong. Just different from yours.

You are correct when you say that not everyone who watches anime is a weeaboo, but there are a few people who are into anime, manga, etc., just because it is Japanese.

 

ex.

My cousin watches anime, but rarely. He likes the scenarios and action, but he couldn't care less that it's Japanese.

Not a weeaboo.

A guy I know does not watch American television, but goes on the Internet to watch anime, because in his mind, 'Japan > America.' That's a weeaboo.

 

That sounds more explicit

[Godot 513]

People who call themselves otaku deserve to be punched in the face. Srsly. >:U If you have no clue what a word means, then don't say it. dear lord. /rantrant edit;; Also, weeaboos who claim that "animu is nawt cartoons!!!!11one".

 

Sadly, I have a weeaboo friend. ._. She loves everything about Japan, talks about how she wants to go there all the time, and actually wrote "Len Kagamine" in kanji all over her hand. It was kinda cute at first, but...

[Keyblader 325]

People who call themselves otaku deserve to be punched in the face. Srsly. >:U If you have no clue what a word means, then don't say it. dear lord. /rantrant e

 

My apologies, I was just taking the word of what someone said, do you expect me to go into a detailed research report on the definition, geez, then maybe you'd like to enlighten everyone on the true definition...

[Amon 4,279]

My apologies, I was just taking the word of what someone said, do you expect me to go into a detailed research report on the definition, geez, then maybe you'd like to enlighten everyone on the true definition...

 

 

Didn't we already discuss this? It's a looser, an outcast, if you told an actual Japanese person you were Otaku they would probably laugh at you then beat you up and take your money.

[Keyblader 325]

Didn't we already discuss this? It's a looser, an outcast, if you told an actual Japanese person you were Otaku they would probably laugh at you then beat you up and take your money.

 

/facepalm

 

Just freak everyone, I don't care anymore.