King Riku 2,063 Posted May 26, 2011 So there was this kindergarten class and the teacher set them a homework task. She said, 'Okay class I want you to find out about something exciting to tell the class tomorrow'. The kids were all planning what exciting thing they would talk about. The next day, when the time came for everyone to do their talks, the teacher called on a little boy called Johnnie. We've had frog, a picture of Mary's granddad and a stone so far, thought the teacher, I wonder what Johnnie has for us. Little Johnnie simply walked to the front of class with a piece of chalk and made a small dot on the back board before returning to his seat. The teacher was a bit confused as to what it was so she asked him. 'It's a period' said little Johnnie. 'I can see that dear, but why is a period exiting?' 'I don't know,' Sighed Johnnie, 'but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then my Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself.' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
::Heart_XIII:: 2 Posted May 26, 2011 Oh... Oh dear... O___O Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HoodedXIII 0 Posted May 26, 2011 wow wonder why the guy next door shopt himself maybe he woulda been the dad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VENROXAS 152 Posted May 26, 2011 What.....I don't even know..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bleach 309 1 Posted May 28, 2011 lol i get it' funny stuff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
