Weird translator.

[Yuzuki 30]

Okay, so I found this weird translator that translates regular English... Into a over-obsessed 12 girl's English. (Not saying that all 12 year olds are like this.)

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

[HelpMeRan-Sama 141]

This is fun to play with

[AnsemTheWise 1,114]

THES THNG ROX!1!1!1!1 OMG LOL

 

That's honestly what it gave me...

[::Heart_XIII:: 2]

Oh wow. This thing is amazing.

 

"That's not even funny. I don't know why you keep laughing."

TAHTS NOT AVEN FUNY!!!!!1!!! OMG LOL I DONT KNOW Y U KEP LAUGHNG!1!11!! OMG

[Zexion's_Lover_46 76]

That's momma luigi to you!

TAHTS MOMA LUIGI 2 U!11111 OMG WTF LOL

^ LOL XDDD

 

That guy is chillin gaist the side pole while smoking a cigarrette~

TAHT GUY SI CHILIN GASET TEH SIED POL3 WHIEL SMOKNG A CIGAR3TA

^ figured that one lol

[Godot 513]

I LUV ROBRT PATINSON HE SI MAH WAIFU!1!1!!1 LOL

[Amon 4,279]

THES SI RILLY OLD BUT IT SI STIL A GOD SIET!!11!

[Space Cowboy 1,392]

I HAEV HAD IT WIT THESE MOTH3R FUKNG SNAEKS ON THES MOTHAR FUKNG PLAEN

^Lol

 

 

Kill it with fire!

KIL IT WIT FIER!1!!1! WTF LOL

 

Troll detected!

TROL D3TACTAD!!!!1!1! OMG

 

Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?

DO U SMEL WT ROK SI COKNG?!??!?

 

Lol this is fun. It's funny that a couple of members here are fluent in this form of English >_>.

 

A few add-ons:

 

 

7M WAKNG UP IN DA MORNNG

GOTA B FRESH G2G DOWNSTARES

GOTA HAEV MAH BOWL GOTA HAEV C3REAL

SEIN’ EVERYTHNG TEH TIEM SI GOIN’

TIKIN’ ON AND ON EVERYBODY’S RUSHIN’

GOTA GET DOWN 2 TEH BUS S2P

GOTA CATCH MAH BUS I SE MAH FREINDS (MY FREINDS)

KIKIN’ IN DA FRONT SAAT

SITIN’ IN DA BAK S3AT

GOTA MAEK MAH MIND UP

WHICH S3AT CAN I TAEK

IT’S??!!!??! OMG WTF FRIDAY FRIDAY

GOTA GAT DOWN ON FRIDAY

EV3RYBODY’S LOKIN’ FORWARD 2 DA WEK3ND WEKAND

FRIDAY FRIDAY

GETIN’ DOWN ON FRIDAY

EVERYBODY’S LOKIN’ FORWARD 2 DA WEK3ND

PARTYIN’ PARTYIN’ (YEAH)

PARTYIN’ PARTYIN’ (Y3AH)

FUN FUN FUN FUN

LOKIN’ FORWARD 2 TEH WEK3ND

 

745 WA’R3 DRIVIN’ ON TEH HIGHWAY

CRUISIN’ SO FAST I WANT TIEM 2 FLY

FUN FUN THINK ABOUT U KNOW WUT IT IS

I GOT THIS U GOT THIS

MY FREIND SI BY MAH RIGHT

I GOT THIS U GOT THIS

NOW U KNOW IT

KIKIN’ IN DA FRONT S3AT

SITIN’ IN DA BAK SAAT

GOTA MAEK MAH MIND UP

WHICH SAAT CAN I TAEK

 

IT’S???!?? OMG LOL FRIDAY FRIDAY

GOTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY

3VERYBODY’S LOKIN’ FORWARD 2 TEH WEK3ND WEKAND

FRIDAY FRIDAY

 

 

 

2MY UESD 2 WORK ON TEH DOX

UNIONS B3N ON STRIEK H3S DOWN ON HIS LUK

ITS 2UGH SO 2UGH

GINA WORKS DA DIENR AL DAY

WORKNG FOR HER MAN SHE BRNGS HOM3 H3R PAY

FOR LOV3 MM FOR LOV3

SHA SAYS W3VE GOT 2 HOLD ON 2 WUT WAV3 GOT

IT DO3SNT MAEK A DIFERENCE IF WA MAEK IT OR NOT

WE GOT EACH OTHER AND TAHTS A LOT

FOR LUV W3L GIEV IT A SHOT

O!1!!!11!! OMG WTF W3RE HALF WAY THAR3

O O LIVIN ON A PRAEYR

TAEK MAH HAND W3L MAEK IT I SWAAR

O O LIVIN ON A PRAEYR

2MYS GOT HIS SIX STRNG IN HOK

NOW HAS HOLDNG IN WUT HE UESD 2 MAEK IT TOK

SO 2UGH MM ITS 2UGH

GINA DRAMS OF RUNNG AWAY

WHAN SHE CREIS IN TEH NIGHT 2MY WHISP3RS

BABY ITS OKAY SOM3DAY

[- FROM HTP/WW3LYRISNET/RAAD/B/BON-JOVI-LYRIS/LIVIN_-ON-A-PRAEYR-LYRISHTML!!!1!1! WTF LOL -]

W3 GOTA HOLD ON 2 WUT WEVE GOT

IT DOESNT MAEK A DIF3R3NCE IF WE MAEK IT OR NOT

WE GOT 3ACH OTH3R AND TAHTS A LOT

FOR LUV WEL GIEV IT A SHOT

O!111!!!11 WTF W3R3 HALF WAY TH3RE

O O LIVIN ON A PRAEYR

TAEK MAH HAND WEL MAEK IT I SWEAR

O O LIVIN ON A PRAEYR

LIVIN ON A PRAEYR

WE!!!!111! OMG LOL GOTA HOLD ON RAADY OR U LIEV FOR TEH FIGHT WHEN ITS AL TAHT U GOT

WHOA WERA HALF WAY THERE

WHOA O LIVIN ON A PRAEYR

TAEK MAH HAND AND WEL MAEK IT I SWEAR

WHOA O LIVIN ON A PRAEYR

WHOA W3R3 HALF WAY THARA

WHOA O LIVIN ON A PRAEYR

TAEK MAH HAND AND WAL MAEK IT I SW3AR

WHOA O LIVIN ON A PRAEYR

WHOA WARE HALF WAY THAR3

WHOA O LIVIN ON A PRAEYR

TAEK MAH HAND AND W3L MAEK IT I SWEAR

WHOA O LIVIN ON A PRAEYR

 

 

 

I CAN FEL IT COMNG IN TEH ARE 2NIGHT O LORD

AND IV3 B3N WATENG FOR THES MOMANT AL MAH LIEF O LORD

CAN U FEL IT COMNG IN DA ARE 2NIGHT O LORD O LORD

W3L IF U 2LD MA U W3RE DROWNNG

I WUD NOT LEND A HAND

IV3 SEN UR FAEC BFORA MAH FREIND

BUT I DONT KNOW IF U KNOW WHO I M

WEL I WAS THEIR AND I SAW WUT U DID

I SAW IT WIT MAH OWN TWO EYES

SO U CAN WIEP OF DA GRIN I KNOW WHER3 U BAN

ITS AL BAN A PAK OF LEIS

AND I CAN FEL IT COMNG IN TEH ARE 2NIGHT O LORD

IVA BEN WATENG FOR THES MOM3NT FOR AL MAH LIEF O LORD

I CAN FEL IT COMNG IN DA ARE 2NIGHT O LORD O LORD

AND IVE B3N WATENG FOR THES MOMENT AL MAH LIEF O LORD O LORD

W3L I RAMEMBR I R3MEMBR DONT WORY

HOW CUD I EVER FORG3T ITS TEH FIRST TIEM DA LAST TIEM WE EVAR M3T

BUT I KNOW DA REASON Y U KEP UR SIELNC3 UP NO U DONT FOL ME

THA HURT DOASNT SHOW BUT TEH PANE STIL GROWS

ITS NO STRANG3R 2 U OR M3

AND I CAN FEL IT COMNG IN TEH ARE 2NIGHT O LORD.!11!!1!1!!!!!111!1

 

[P50L 610]

REBECCA BLACK IS WORSE THEN JUSTIN BIEBER AND MILEY CYRUS COMBINED!

-translates-

R3BCA BLAK SI WORSE TH3N JUSTIN BEIBR AND MIELY CYRUS COMBIEND!!111!!! OMG

 

LOL!

[ObsidianEagle 103]

wait.... this is to translate how a 12 yr old girl would talk? how old is khgirl?

[Vanitas 127]

CHES3 SI MAH BST WUT SI WRONG WIT 12 YEA OLDS

THEIR GRMMAR FALES COMPL3TLEY AND ALSO THERE SPELNG

[Protoman 1,974]

 

WAL IMM A SUP3R-FIGHTIN ROBOT FROM DA YAAR 2010

ON A QUEST FROM DOC2R LIGHT 2 MAEK TEH CITY SAEF AGANE

SE AL THASA ROBOTS W3RA CRAAETD 2 MAEK TEH PLAENT SAEF

TIL DOC2R WILEY DOUBLE-CROSAD US AND SET FIER 2 DA PLAEC!!!1! OMG WTF LOL

DOC2R WILEY HAD OTHAR PLANS 2 TAEK OVAR THES BITCH

RAPROGRMMED MAH BROTH3R AND S2L3 AL THAM SHITZ

MY NMA SI MAGA MAN ON MAH JET-DOG RUSH

GOT A CANON-ARM FOR YAL 2 KEP UR MOUTHS SHUT CMON

 

VE!!!11! INTERUPT UR PROGRM WIT TERIBL3 NEWS

DOC2R LIGHT HAS BEN KIDNAPED BY GUES WHO???!? OMG WTF LOL

DOC2R WILEY TAHTS WHO!11!1!1!1 OMG IMM COMIN AFT3R U 2!!!!! OMG (WRONG)!!1!1 OMG LOL

HWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! OMG WTF UR THX!11!1 OMG WTF WILEY ITS NOT LIEK IVA GOT SHIT 2 DO Y NOT WASTE AL OF MAH ANERGY FUKIN WIT U??!!!!?!

CMON RUSH WE G2G AND SAEV DOC2 LIGHT

AND THEN T3ACH DOC2R WILEY DA WRONG FROM DA RIGHT ALRIGHT

 

HEY?!!?!?! OMG LOL BRO PRO2MAN HAR3 SO WUT UP??!!?!!!? WTF

I GOT AIGHT OF MAH BUDEIS BUILT FOR M3SIN U UP

BUT WHO CAERS??!!!!? OMG LOL I WISH I DID BUT IMM JUST NOT BUILT FOR TAHT BRO!1!11! OMG WTF

I GOTA FLEY HOPE UR READY 2 GO

 

IF!!!11!1!! OMG WTF LOL IMM GONA WIN I NED 2 UPGRAED MAH SHIT

R3M3MBR WH3N I BAT EM 2 STAAL THERE POWER CHIPS???!????? OMG WTF

CHARGE MAH POWER BM WHEN I ENT3R TEH ROM AND TH3N

BOM BR-R-R-R-ROM BOM BOM B-BOM BOM!1!111 OMG LOL

2 DA WINDOWS 2 TEH WAL 2 TEH SWAAT DRIPS FROM MAH BALS

IMM BATIN YA DOWN 2 DA FUKIN GROUND

GOT A MAGA BUSTER FOR YAL CMON

 

M3TAL!!11! OMG MAN WIL ROK UR SHIT U HIT DONT U FORGET IT BITCH

THROW A SAW BLAED IN2 UR FAEC

L3TS FAEC IT U WIL TAST3 MAH RAZOR BLAEDS

 

UH!!!!!!1! LOL WUT UR TEH FIRST BOS BITCH

I DONT 3V3N NED A SPACIAL POWER 2 TAEK UR SHIT

 

Y3AH!1!!1!11 OMG WTF LOL UR RIGHT IMM NO BIG D3AL

 

ONE!!!!!!1 OMG LOL SHOT FROM MAH ARM CANON UR POWERS A STEL DEAD

 

IMM!1111! LOL COMIN 2 GET U FUKER!!!11 LOL (S2P U!1!!!11!11!11!!!11!!! WTF THERE FR3AK THAS3 FR3AKIN WODS R MIEN

THE NM3S WOD MAN HAEV SOME FREAKIN LAAEVS AND VIENS

 

BITCH!1111!!11 WTF LOL I UPGRAEDD MAH CANON WIT SOME MATAL BLAEDS FOR YA

FUK MEGA MAN IMM TEH U!1!1! NAV3R G3T PAST MAH FREAKIN SHEILD OF L3AEVS

 

W3L!1!!11 WTF LOL IMM MAGA MAN PUNK DONT YA KNOW ME????!! WTF BLEIV3 IT

 

I!11!1 LOL GUES IL JUST THROW TEH FRAAKIN THNG AT UR AS

 

JUMP!!!!11 LOL OVER TAHT SHIT THEN UR AS SI GRAS DEAD

 

TWO!11!!1 OMG WTF DOWN SIX MOR3 2 GO

BAT U IN A FLASH BITCH THEIR U!1!111 OMG LOL FOL FLASH MAN IN TEH HOUES AND IMM BREAKIN TEH RULAS

 

NO!!!!1 OMG LOL FARE FROZEN IN TEH ARE

 

TIEMS!!1!1 WTF LOL ON MAH SIED NO TIEM 2 SPAER

 

BOUT!!111!111 WTF LOL 2 SHOT THESA MATAL BLAEDS STRAGEHT IN UR FAEC

PUT AL OF WILEYS ROBOTS IN THEYRE PLAEC

 

L3AEV!11!11!1 U THEIR SO LONG U RUST

WHAN IMM DONE WIT U AL TAHTL B LAFT SI DUST!!!1! WTF LOL

MY TIEM 2 SHIEN CAUES IMM BTER THAN MOST

TH3 TRAND-SETER WIT TEH BLUA SUIT UR 2AST

 

UHH!!1!11!!1 OMG IV3 GOT A BLUA SUIT 2?!??!??! LOL

AT LEAST IMM NOT AS SILY AS U

GONA THROW THES METAL BLAED AND CUT A HOLA IN UR AS

THINK IL HAEV MAH DOG RUSH TAEK A PICTURE OF TAHT DEAD

 

MY!11!1 NM3 SI BUBLA MAN AND IV3 GOT SOMETHNG 2 SAY-

 

DAAD

 

(IMM!11!1!11 NOT FUKIN WIT U UP IN TEH SKY ITS A BIRD ITS A PLAEN!11!!! WTF LOL

ITS ARE MAN BITCH AND IMM BRNGIN TEH PANE!1!!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL

I GOT A FAN INSTALED IN MAH GRIL NO LEI!11!!1!!! LOL

IMM BOUT 2 BLOW UR AS RIGHT OF DA MAP!11!11 WTF GODBYA

 

BAT!1!1! U BREATH3 U MAEK U CO2

BLOW AL U WANT MAH L3AF SHEILD REPELS U!!!!!! LOL

SO BLOW MA PHONY UR WHOLA ACTS BALOGNA U DONT AVEN POSE A THREAT I ANET FRATIN IT HOMEI

 

SHIT!!!!!111! IMM AS UESLAS AS BUBL3 MAN

 

WOW!1!!!!1 WTF LOL TAHTS FUKIN PATHETIC MAH LEAEVS JMM3D UR FAN!1!!1!11 OMG WTF DEAD

 

SNEAK!1!11!1!! UP AND HIT YA LIEK A FUKIN 2RNADO

PUTIN CRASH MAN IN DA TRASH CAN LIEK Y3STERDAYS 2MA2S!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL

CRASHIN DA PARTY ITS MAGA MAN BABY!1!!1 (M3GA MANS IN TEH HOUES)

 

QUIT!!!!11! OMG WTF LOL M3SIN AROUND

 

ITS!1!1!! LOL AL GRAVY

 

I!111!!11 WTF WIL FUK U UP

IMONA FUK U UP M3GA MAN!!11!1!!1 WTF U CANT CATCH ME (2TALY 2TAL UR AS I ANET MESIN AROUND)!11!11!1! OMG WTF LOL

I WIL THROW A BOMB AND I WIL JUMP AROUND WUT TAHT SOUND I H3AR

 

TAHT?!????!! OMG WTF SHITS DA WIND AND ITS PULIN YA DOWN

 

IMM!!1!!1! QUIK MAN DRESED IN RED

I GOT A Y3LOW BOM3RANG ATACHAD 2 MAH H3AD

 

LOK!1!111! LOL WITHOUT TEH GUILT

IL FUKIN DRINK U IN MILK

FOR TRYIN 2 DASTROY THES PLAENT WE BUILT

 

O!!!1!1!!! OMG LOL COM3 ON MEGA DONT B WUT!111!!1 OMG LOL I LAK WIT SPED I MAEK UP FOR IN U!!!!! WTF LOL CANT 2UCH MAH TURBO SKIL

 

WITH!!11! OMG DA CRASH BOMBS IMM COMIN IN FOR DA KIL DEAD

 

ANYONA GOT A LIGHT??!!? WTF LOL I NED A CIGAERTE

 

HARA!1!!1!1!! OMG WTF LOL YA GO BRO

 

BITCH!111!! UR GONA R3GRET-

 

UH ON3 MORA BOS DONT FORGET

ID LUV 2 STAY BUT IVE GOTA J3T

 

SUP!1!!1!!! WTF HEAT MAN L3TS DO THES FAST

MY PUSY-AS BROTHAR JUST BALE3D ON UR AS!1111 WTF LOL

ITS TIEM 2 BLOW BUBLES TEH BAD KIND THOUGH

 

DONT!1!11!11 LOL G3T 2 CLOSA I MIGHT BLOW

WHO KNOWS WUT FLOWS FROM TEH EARTH?!!?!? LOL I DO!1!!11!!1 WTF

IMM BOUT 2 SP3W RED GO AL OV3R UR SHOAS

I GOT A FAEC FOR RADIO AND A BOX FOR A SUIT

 

CAPCOM!!1!!!1 WTF RILLY DIDNT SPEND MUCH TIEM ON U!11!1! OMG LOL (NOPE)!1!11!! WTF

CH3K IT OUT IMM TIERD OF U

I GOTA GET 2 LIGHT BFORA HIS TIEM SI THROUGH!11!!!!! OMG WTF LOL

I GOT MAH CANON R3ADY AND I GOT HUNTIN 2 DO

 

IV3!!!1! WTF GOT MOR3 HOT THAN A COW HAS MO!1!11 OMG WTF

I WIL BURN U WIT MAH FLME

ZIPO SI MAH MIDLE NME!11!!!11 OMG WTF

IMM DON3 FUKIN AROUND 8-BIT CLOWN

 

HERES!11!!11 OMG WTF A BUBLE HAEV FUN SIX FET UNDERGROUND!!1!11!!1 OMG WTF LOL D3AD

 

(IMM!!!!111! WTF LOL COMIN 2 GET U U G3RMAN U!11111 OMG WTF LOL WIL NEVAR MAEK IT THROUGH MAH FORTR3S M3GA MAN!!!!!! LOL

IMM TAKIN OVER TEH WORLD!1!1!1!1 OMG WTF LOL (HUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.)

 

SHIT!1!!11!11111!11!1! WTF CMON RUSH WAVE GOTA MAEK IT THROUGH DA CASTLA!1!!1!!!! WTF LOL

OVER DA LAD3R AND MAEK IT 2 DA BATLA

DOC2R LIGHT NEDS OUR HELP AND TEH WORLD NEDS HIS GENIOS

WILEY CAN SUK A P3NIS

J-J-JUMP OV3R TEH ROF CHARGE MAH CANON AND SHOT

COMA AND FAEC M3 LIEK A MAN U OLD COT!1!!1!!11 LOL

IMM TIERD OF FIGHTIN ROBOTS AND CLEANIN UP UR M3SAS

IMM TAKIN OUT TEH TRASH ITS TIEM 2 LAARN A LASON!111! OMG WTF

SO COM3 DOWN 2 TEH GROUND OUT OF UR SPAECSHIP!!111!1 OMG WTF LOL

YA ANET GOT DA BALS 2 B FUKIN WIT DIS SHIT!!!!!1!!! WTF

AFT3R I TAEK U IL RIP OUT UR BRANE

TH3Y WONT AV3N REMEMBR UR NM3 CMON!11!! OMG WTF LOL

YA FUKIN MAANEI YA TAN-POUND WENEI!11!!!!11 OMG WTF LOL

2 GET DA WORLD U HAEV 2 GO THROUGH M3

MY NM3 SI MEGA MAN AND U CAN CAL ME ROK

CAUES IL B ROKIN UR SHIT UP AND DOWN TEH BLOK!!!11 WTF

CAUES TAHTS HOW WE ROL- (NED MAH H3LP)?!?!?!!?! LOL NUH-HUH

G3T BAK IN TEH KITCHEN SHIT SI UND3R CONTROL

ITS A MANS WORLD BABY DONT B FLASHIN YA VAG

HERES MAH BAKHAND BITCH U GOT A PROBM WIT TAHT???!? LOL (OW)!!!1!!1! OMG LOL

SAW-BLAED DA MACHA DRAGON I JUST WONT QUIT

QUIK-BOM3RANG TEH GUTS DOZ3R HIT DA SWITCH

MAGA MAN MOTHAR FUKAR AND IMM ROKIN THES BITCH

 

MEGA!1!!!1!1 OMG WTF MAN!!1!! OMG LOL UR RIGHT ON TIEM!1111

I WIL ANIHILAET U ONCE AND FOR AL!111!! WTF UR MIEN

 

IL!1!!1!!11 WTF LOL SHOT YA DOWN FROM DA SKY U NAVAR TAEK ME ALIEV

WITH TH3SE METAL BLAEDS IMM PAKIN U DEI TAHTS NO LEI

 

JOIN!!!!1! OMG LOL US MEGA MAN W3 CUD TAEK OVER THES PLAEC

DOMINAET TEH HUMAN RAEC!!!!1!!! OMG FAEC IT U CUD ALWAYS B U!1!111! LOL OLD GEZER IL TAEK UR OLD AS DOWN ANY DAY U N3VER B AS SMART AS DOC2R LIGHT IS U!11!1!11 WTF ARTIFICIAL M3GA MAN WUT DO U CAER??!!?!?

IL T3AR TEH WORLD APART WITHOUT U I HOPA UR WTF UR AN ALEIN?!???!1!1 U GOTA B KIDIN MA!1!!!1! WTF LOL

YA NUTSAK DONT FIGHT BAK IL 3MBARAS U ET

 

DOC2R!1!!!11 WTF LOL WILEY PHONA HOM3!111!!1 LOL I DO LUV RESES.!1!!!1!!11!111!1!! OMG U NOTHNG BUT A THESIS!!111!!!! OMG WTF LOL

IL BLOW U 2 PEIC3S

 

CH3K!1!11!! IT OUT HER3S MAH BUBL3

IMM DONE WIT YA CRAZY

NOW GAT ON UR KNES AND CRY LIEK A LADY!!!11! OMG DAAD.!1111!!!!1!1!!1 LOL U!!1!111!1111!!111!11 LOL MOTHER

!!!!!!! OMG WTF LOL

It had to be done...

 

[HelpMeRan-Sama 141]

wait.... this is to translate how a 12 yr old girl would talk? how old is khgirl?

 

10.

This should be a 9-12 year old AOLer translator.

[Yuzuki 30]

wait.... this is to translate how a 12 yr old girl would talk? how old is khgirl?

 

Oi, now... It's not how all 12 year olds talk. Just the obnoxious ones. For example, I just turned 13 in April.

[HelpMeRan-Sama 141]

"Barney is evil.

Ronald Mc'donald is Satan."

Translate!

"BARN3Y SI EVIL

RONALD!!!!!!1 WTF LOL MCDONALD SI SATAN!1!!11 OMG WTF"

._.

 

I didn't talk like that when I was 9-12...