This is pretty much the same as the cutscene in KHII Final Mix+, just embellished to be much more hilarious. If you don't at least get a little chuckle out of this, then I don't know what will. Also note that you can find this enjoyable even if you've never seen the cutscene.
Zexion was walking up some stairs in the Castle That Never Was, and then a racket echoed. He looked up just to see Vexen clamoring down the stairs, "Zexion! Zexion!"
Zexion:Could you not be so noisy?
Vexen:Where's Xemnas?!
Zexion:At the usual place. You could go see him if it's that important.
Vexen:Don't be daft! Stop joking around!
Zexion:Then just wait for him.
Vexen:Hmph, he's always in the room of sleep....whenever he is needed he's asleep! Whenever I DON'T want to to see him, he just pops up whenever he feels like it......
As Vexen walked away, Zexion overheard him murmuring to himself:Stupid Xemnas.....
Zexion shook his head:Well, that blabber-mouth just wasted my valuable time....
He continued up the stairs, then Xigbar jumped down from the raftors. "I'm not good at that place either."
Zexion:Don't you have a mission?
Xigbar:Whoa, Lord Zexion, can't a guy take a break sometimes?
There he goes, jokingly putting me down... "Xigbar, you should return to looking for new members. 11 is simply not enough." As he begain walking away, Xigbar rushed over and wrapped his arm around Zexion's shoulder.
"Zexy, come on. Lighten up a little, I'm just resting up for tomorrow's mission.
Zexion:Then, please, rest fully.
Xigbar:Hold up a sec!
And he rushed in front, blocking the stairway with his continuous hand movements as he explained some things he knows about the Chamber of Repose. Zexion thought to himself, "If I stay here listening to Xigbar The Non-Sense Talker, I'll be here till the sun sets..."
As he watched with annoyance he continued his thought, "...all the way to sunrise tomorrow...hmm....maybe if I..."
Zexion tried sliding past Xigbar, but failed and ended up with his arm on his shoulder again.
Xigbar:You know, there's this other thing....
Zexion listened with dreadful impatience and thought to himself: "Why won't the two trumpets talk to EACHOTHER?! They both can't seem to go a second without opening their mouths to say something, they could have quite the conversation....instead of bothering me...."
But, when Xigbar said: You know, you are such a good listener.
That did it. Zexion brushed off Xigbar's hand and shouted, "GO TAKE YOUR NAP OR GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And he practially ran up the remaining stairs.
Xigbar: And that's the thanks I get for being a nice guy? I wasted my time away talking to a boring dude like that, and he just shouts, "GO TAKE A NAP!!!"
Zexion furiously thought to himself: Those stupid loud-mouths....wasted 10-minutes that could've gone to research....they are like the perfect pair of trumpets.....yet they never talk to eachother.....ugh!
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Zexion went to the lab to do more research. When Lexaeus came back from the mission he had taken over for Xigbar, as was requested of him (by Xigbar), he noticed Zexion seemed tense, "Is something the matter?"
Zexion:That stupid blabber-mouth....
Lexaeus:Which one? Demyx, Vexen, or Xigbar?
Zexion:Xigbar and Vexen....I wish those two trumpets would just talk to EACHOTHER instead of bothering us quiet people.... Xigbar even called me Lord....
Lexaeus shook his head and Zexion said, "Forgive me. Our usual silence will return."
And that is exactly what happened- absolute quiet....
Demyx happened to overhear this and told Xigbar, "Zexion called you a trumpet."
Xigbar:He did? Man, he is rude! I wasted my time talking to boring him! I should be the one complaining!
Demyx:Ikr? He also said it's surprising why you and Vexen don't get along better.
Xigbar:It's cause Vexen is a blabber-mouth.
Demyx: :huh:
Then, Demyx later told Vexen, "Xigbar called Zexion a Lord."
Vexen: He never told me that before!! How dare he!
And he went to Zexion, "Did Xigbar call you a Lord?"
Zexion:Unfortunately, yes.....jokingly putting me down...
Vexen:What're you complaining about?! What I would do just to get called that! You just had to stand there!
Zexion:Then, please, tell him to call YOU that instead of me.
Vexen:No....I shouldn't have to tell him how magnificent I am......it should be common sense....
This is pretty much the same as the cutscene in KHII Final Mix+, just embellished to be much more hilarious. If you don't at least get a little chuckle out of this, then I don't know what will. Also note that you can find this enjoyable even if you've never seen the cutscene.
Zexion was walking up some stairs in the Castle That Never Was, and then a racket echoed. He looked up just to see Vexen clamoring down the stairs, "Zexion! Zexion!"
Zexion:Could you not be so noisy?
Vexen:Where's Xemnas?!
Zexion:At the usual place. You could go see him if it's that important.
Vexen:Don't be daft! Stop joking around!
Zexion:Then just wait for him.
Vexen:Hmph, he's always in the room of sleep....whenever he is needed he's asleep! Whenever I DON'T want to to see him, he just pops up whenever he feels like it......
As Vexen walked away, Zexion overheard him murmuring to himself:Stupid Xemnas.....
Zexion shook his head:Well, that blabber-mouth just wasted my valuable time....
He continued up the stairs, then Xigbar jumped down from the raftors. "I'm not good at that place either."
Zexion:Don't you have a mission?
Xigbar:Whoa, Lord Zexion, can't a guy take a break sometimes?
There he goes, jokingly putting me down... "Xigbar, you should return to looking for new members. 11 is simply not enough." As he begain walking away, Xigbar rushed over and wrapped his arm around Zexion's shoulder.
"Zexy, come on. Lighten up a little, I'm just resting up for tomorrow's mission.
Zexion:Then, please, rest fully.
Xigbar:Hold up a sec!
And he rushed in front, blocking the stairway with his continuous hand movements as he explained some things he knows about the Chamber of Repose. Zexion thought to himself, "If I stay here listening to Xigbar The Non-Sense Talker, I'll be here till the sun sets..."
As he watched with annoyance he continued his thought, "...all the way to sunrise tomorrow...hmm....maybe if I..."
Zexion tried sliding past Xigbar, but failed and ended up with his arm on his shoulder again.
Xigbar:You know, there's this other thing....
Zexion listened with dreadful impatience and thought to himself: "Why won't the two trumpets talk to EACHOTHER?! They both can't seem to go a second without opening their mouths to say something, they could have quite the conversation....instead of bothering me...."
But, when Xigbar said: You know, you are such a good listener.
That did it. Zexion brushed off Xigbar's hand and shouted, "GO TAKE YOUR NAP OR GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And he practially ran up the remaining stairs.
Xigbar: And that's the thanks I get for being a nice guy? I wasted my time away talking to a boring dude like that, and he just shouts, "GO TAKE A NAP!!!"
Zexion furiously thought to himself: Those stupid loud-mouths....wasted 10-minutes that could've gone to research....they are like the perfect pair of trumpets.....yet they never talk to eachother.....ugh!
If you want more, click the following spoiler button:
Zexion went to the lab to do more research. When Lexaeus came back from the mission he had taken over for Xigbar, as was requested of him (by Xigbar), he noticed Zexion seemed tense, "Is something the matter?"
Zexion:That stupid blabber-mouth....
Lexaeus:Which one? Demyx, Vexen, or Xigbar?
Zexion:Xigbar and Vexen....I wish those two trumpets would just talk to EACHOTHER instead of bothering us quiet people.... Xigbar even called me Lord....
Lexaeus shook his head and Zexion said, "Forgive me. Our usual silence will return."
And that is exactly what happened- absolute quiet....
Demyx happened to overhear this and told Xigbar, "Zexion called you a trumpet."
Xigbar:He did? Man, he is rude! I wasted my time talking to boring him! I should be the one complaining!
Demyx:Ikr? He also said it's surprising why you and Vexen don't get along better.
Xigbar:It's cause Vexen is a blabber-mouth.
Demyx: :huh:
Then, Demyx later told Vexen, "Xigbar called Zexion a Lord."
Vexen: He never told me that before!! How dare he!
And he went to Zexion, "Did Xigbar call you a Lord?"
Zexion:Unfortunately, yes.....jokingly putting me down...
Vexen:What're you complaining about?! What I would do just to get called that! You just had to stand there!
Zexion:Then, please, tell him to call YOU that instead of me.
Vexen:No....I shouldn't have to tell him how magnificent I am......it should be common sense....
Zexion: :blink: You just keep thinking that.....