Gonalex 9 Posted April 29, 2011 well the title preety much explains it all post chuck norris jokes here well here i go chuck norris got black jack with only one card Ghosts sit around the campfire telling chuck norris stories. chuck norris did sex with a robot and gave birth to the tranformers Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over a black cat under a ladder on Friday the 13th and he won the lottery Chuck Norris doesn't need a Twitter, he's already following you Chuck Norris' facebook has a dislike button. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mansex 0 Posted April 29, 2011 chuck norris can touch mc hammer chuck norris can slit your neck with a nerf sword chuck norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty chuck norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oathkeeper#13 25 Posted April 29, 2011 Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaser01 0 Posted April 29, 2011 When Chuck Norris does a pushup he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the earth down Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JiggaDiddyRussell 1 Posted April 29, 2011 when it rains it the cause of chuck norris punched the sky Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deathrebirthsenshi 279 Posted April 29, 2011 Chuck Norris doesn't get hurt. Hurt gets Chuck Norris. Outer Space exists because it is afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris let live. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the earth and punch himself in the back of the head. Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter. (lol I know it's corny) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlipMode 141 Posted April 30, 2011 Time waits for no man, except for Chuck Norris. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 5,571 Posted April 30, 2011 MF is Chuck Norris. 1 Gonalex reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icarus 161 Posted April 30, 2011 Ok, well this is long, but: chuck norris can slit your neck with a nerf sword When Chuck Norris does a pushup he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the earth down chuck norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris let live. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the earth and punch himself in the back of the head. Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter. (lol I know it's corny) It's Offical, Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon before Ash did. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives. Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life. Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land. Chuck Norris beat Tetris on marathon mode. Chuck Norris doesn't lie, he makes up truths. Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime. Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes. Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tenis Life insurance costs are based on how far away from Chuck Norris you live. The dinosaurs once owed Chuck Norris money. They never paid him back Chuck Norris can kill two birds with no stone Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep. One day a kid in school was asked a math question. He simply said "Chuck Norris" and the teacher said he was wrong. The teacher was never seen again. Chuck Norris doesn't age. He levels up When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him. When Chuck Norris was asked if he believed that the world was going to end in 2012 he resonded: "Depends how I'm feeling that day." Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. Chuck Norris was the first man to walk on the sun. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the firetruck down Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never. Chuck Norris doesn’t need to swallow when eating food. Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it. Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. Lol. Chuck Norris. 1 Gonalex reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted April 30, 2011 Upon discovering how terrible Chuck Norris jokes really are, Chuck Norris is hunting down the original creator of Chuck Norris jokes. 1 Gonalex reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ObsidianEagle 103 Posted April 30, 2011 Chuck Norris' facebook has a dislike button. fail, my facebook has a dislike button. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DarksideZero 3 Posted April 30, 2011 Chuck Norris doesn't sleep he waits. Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick you in the back of your face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gonalex 9 Posted April 30, 2011 fail, my facebook has a dislike button. he has a dislike button that actually makes the other person know it even if he hasn't a plugin and other people can see he disliked and when they see that they are to afraid to like it... don't confuse fail with win Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ObsidianEagle 103 Posted April 30, 2011 he has a dislike button that actually makes the other person know it even if he hasn't a plugin and other people can see he disliked and when they see that they are to afraid to like it... don't confuse fail with win you don't need the plugin to see if i've disliked something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gonalex 9 Posted April 30, 2011 you don't need the plugin to see if i've disliked something. well u just claimed having a ability only chuck norris dares to have...it was nice knowing ya ^__^ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protoman 1,974 Posted April 30, 2011 Why would Chuck Norris need a dislike button? He could just find whoever he dislikes and kick their ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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