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Awkward/disturbing things in videogames

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As the title and description says... Let's make a list of awkward or disturbing things in videogames.

 

I'm going to start off with Snow from Final Fantasy XIII.

He rides a motorcycle. That is not disturbing, but the fact that it's made of two women IS.

That's just.... nevermind

Number two!

VANILLE from Final Fantasy XIII.

Her 'brand' (L'cie tattoo) is up her butt.

I think I speak for everyone when I say

What the HELL is up with this game?

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Rikku.

She's 14/15...

And yet RPGamers from anywhere between 20-40 find her hot.

I'm her age or younger, so it's not weird for me to want to tap that. But, I can only imagine the levels of awkward-ness coming from the older peoples.

It's not so much the fact that she's fourteen and we all want to tap that.

It's that she was both written to be fourteen, and then DESIGNED for us wanting to tap that.

Thats the disturbing part.

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  On 4/22/2011 at 7:13 AM, 'Eterna' said:

 

I'll just leave this here.

 

I can't get my head around the fact that it's a real game. Man you'd never catch me playing that. How awkward would it be if you were playing and then a friend or your dad walks in and sees it. Awks as.

 

Awkward how Ash never gets in with his female friends. I mean c'mon Dawn's been asking for it the last 2 seasons.

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  On 4/18/2011 at 1:54 PM, 'Razorwind Keyblade' said:

I remember this one time in God of War when these woman were naked. If my mom saw that I don't know what she would do to me.

 

Murder you with a potato peeler?

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  On 4/22/2011 at 10:50 AM, 'Sora'sMum' said:

I can't get my head around the fact that it's a real game. Man you'd never catch me playing that. How awkward would it be if you were playing and then a friend or your dad walks in and sees it. Awks as.

 

 

Why? because there are Gay people in it? I was referring to how awkward the scene was, nothing to do with the Gay people in it.

 

It's also a role playing game, meaning that you get to choose who your character is, if people want gay characters than power too them. It's optional content in that game anyhow.

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GTA San Andreas: The ability to kiss player two in cooperative missions + The ability to play as a horribly ugly male hillbilly with no shirt on in cooperative missions = O_o. Also, The hookers are ugly and video game sex is awkward anyhow.

 

GTA IV: The awkwardness of video game sex has been established, But when your girlfriend makes weird noises and screams you characters name, that makes it a bit worse.

 

The sims 2: Alien babies. Enough said.

 

GTA Chinatown wars: Hookers that offer thier services, And then call in thier friends and try to murder you.

 

Fallout 3/ New Vegas (For PC): Adult mods, I have played them. Very fun. Always feel great shame afterward.

 

Almost anything on newgrounds and The Yu-gi-oh card game, Both very awkward,

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Silent Hill 2's Pyramid Head, and some of the basic enemies, + Eddie.

Silent Hill 3's Valtiel, and that one big enemy with the head sticking out.

Silent Hill 0's Butcher, and the giant chicken on the streets.

AND DO NOT HATE ON FINAL FANTASY 13!

Snow likes his motorcycle.

And they aren't women, they're Eidolons.

Meaning that they're creatures

CREATURES, not women.

And Vanille's L'Cie mark is not UP her butt, it's on her thigh under her butt.

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  On 4/24/2011 at 6:06 AM, ObsidianEagle said:

Yami Yugi (it counts, nightmare troubadour bitch.): he is a grown man, in the body of a teenage boy.

 

See him in some of the Season 0 episodes man I find it disturbing and weird that he is in a teenage body where he is actually 2000 years old. 0-o

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  On 10/15/2011 at 7:31 PM, TheNewNobody said:

KH2 in the world that never was before the final Xemnas battle you could rotate the camera so you could see kairi's panties

 

No....really? [sarcasm]

Do you know how old that easter egg is?

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