RoxSox 3,593 Posted April 6, 2011 Why do men have nipples? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Liraxus 4 Posted April 6, 2011 Because were not koko. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Koko 3,944 Posted April 6, 2011 they're not nipples. at night your dad sneaks into your room and sucks on your chest to make two huge hickeys. it explains everything Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Liraxus 4 Posted April 6, 2011 they're not nipples. at night your dad sneaks into your room and sucks on your chest to make two huge hickeys. it explains everything Another reason why your not attractive anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinode 3,056 Posted April 6, 2011 Koko will aways be attractive. Anyway, I believe it was a mutation with a he-she. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cellar Door 652 Posted April 7, 2011 actually, males are capable of producing milk for babies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PlatinumKiss 4 Posted April 7, 2011 Ooh silly silly people- You see long ago there was an invasion of aliens that probed a caveman- they then proceeded to kill off all of the other cavemen AND Dinosoars- he was then altered into that funny looking thing that guys are now today and let him mate- The mutation would not die off with evolution (because they wanted it that way) AND THAT! Is why you have herpes....I mean nipples Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted April 7, 2011 According to an old Salad Fingers episode, rubbing nettles on your nipples may make milk come out. I don't suggest trying it though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ObsidianEagle 103 Posted April 7, 2011 humans have nipples. /thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eterna 274 Posted April 7, 2011 Why do men have nipples? Because they're fun to play with. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PlatinumKiss 4 Posted April 7, 2011 True Eterna; very true.... You can also twist them to show the boy that they have done something VERY VERY BAD without sexually assaulting them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Liraxus 4 Posted April 7, 2011 Why do men have nipples? Because they're fun to play with. Finally a good post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ivan 969 Posted April 7, 2011 they're not nipples. at night your dad sneaks into your room and sucks on your chest to make two huge hickeys. it explains everything Not for any sexual reasons, just because you were born without them and so you would fit in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Macroxen 32 Posted April 7, 2011 rofl i have always wondered this.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
