Amon 4,279 Posted March 27, 2011 For the next instance of my Trolling guide I will show you an example of a successful trolling spree. Lately I have been trolling this one guy. I set bait by writing "Damn Krauts" on a video glorifying the German Army during WWII (no offense to Germans of course, just wanted to do some trolling) This is the lovely string of PMs that occurred and is still going on. For privacy reasons I am keeping his name anonymous. Anything he says is bold and everything I say is italicized. your a stupid firetrucking kid the s.s were the only ones who killed jews then there was the warmacht then panzer devisions and most of them were fighting for germany not hitler or facism you stupid jew cunt I love how you try to prove your not racist and then call me a stupid jew cunt. How hypocritical. You must be a liberal and or democrat. I don't know how obvious a troll I could be. I guess people will hate it if they get the chance. ------------------------------------------------------------ No offense to Liberals and Democrats, I'm just trying to piss him off as best as I can. ------------------------------------------------------------ actually your a troll for saying all germans were nazis on a video that wasnt yours and talking out your asshole firetrucking troll 5 year old and your gunna call me a hypocrite when i never was proving that i wasnt racist i was saying that not all germans are nazis and your obviously going off of sterio typical american nazi propoganda wich is a whole diffrent story from ww2 nazis the only ones who killed jews were the s.s the men who were just fighting for germany were warmacht and 3rd and 4th panzer devisions the warmacht were there before hitler stupid cunt shows how much lies and bullshit you know now run along troll you just got shut up and proven wrong if you dont beleive me read it again im done talking to you false commenting troll firetrucks. oh yeah and my best 2 freinds are black and italian and i have a fine ass girlfreind so i have nothing to be mad about and i can guarentee you have sead a messed up jew joke before so go suck one you anyoing troll enough has been sead go cry somwere else pussy. Rule of the Internet Number 14: If you Argue with the Trolls, they win. ------------------------------------------------- Holy smokes! Look at all that naughty language! I can't tell if he is pissed off at me or narrating a Porno. ------------------------------------------------ ya well no one goes by that shit enough sead and that doesnt even exist pussy im done go drowned in your own tears gentleman. So now you hate gays too. And your trying to tell me that you don't stereotype. FAIL ----------------------------------------------- With all the grammar ans spelling errors all I understood was that he called me a gentleman, I didn't have much ammo in that battle. ----------------------------------------------- so your still messaging me with false comments .FAIL Your the one who messaged me dipshit. ----------------------------------------------- I literally laughed when I saw this message, he's acting like that I went after him. I just set bait and he took it. ----------------------------------------------- no shit because your trolling and writing racist shit Do you even know what a troll is? If you actually did you would of given up and go an hero by now. ------------------------------------------ An Hero: One that kills themselves for some stupid reason. ------------------------------------------ what ? your message makes no sence oh and the only thing that made actual sence was do you actually know what a troll is and yes i do a kid who goes on a random video and talks shit out his ass just like you and stop playing with your pussy and type the words correctly so they make sence dumbass No, its someone who causes trouble to get hilarious reactions from people. Like the ones you keep giving me. Type the words correctly so they make sense? You're the one with the 20 grammatical and spelling errors. Let me correct your post. What? Your message makes no sense. The only thing that made actual sense was "Do you actually know what a troll is?". And yes I do. It's a kid who goes on a random comment section for a video and talks shit out his ass, just like you. And stop playing with your pussy and type words correctly so they make sense, dumbass. See that's better. And for your information my message makes sense to anyone who actually passed 2nd Grade. -------------------------------------------- I love it when people go Grammar Nazi and can't even us grammar themselves. This is the worst instance I've ever seen and I needed to return the favor. -------------------------------------------- actually no your getting mad and sending me messages so your no longer a troll your a queer. cry about it its called slang for your info. your just making no sence you should get it by now since you repeated kindergarten 20 times your a virgin i garruntee it. Your the one using childish insults on me. And you say I'm mad? How preposterous! ------------------------------------------ I loved the message he sent me right here. First he uses the whole internet slang thing as an excuse to not use grammar when ironically he tried to make fun of mine. Then he repeated what I said in a different way and called me a virgin. Kids, this is an example of the typical reply us Trolls get. ------------------------------------------ childish insults ahahah atleast i makes sence and by the way there not childish there on point your mad get over it hop off my dick. How exactly can I hop off your penis? Once again, you claim to make sense but then contradict yourself ------------------------------------------ This guy will be a great politician one day. ------------------------------------------ THAT DOES MAKE SENCE DUMB ASS QUEER MEANS GET OUT OF HERE YOU OBVIOUSLY WANT MY PENIS BECAUSE YOU KEEP MESSAGING ME AND YOU DONT KNOW WHAT CONTRADICT IS BECAUSE WHAT I SED WAS A METAPHOR WICH I ALREADY EXPLAINED SO HOP OFF MY DICK FAGET. I see I made you rather angry. Did you break the caps lock button while pounding the keyboard with your timid fist? ------------------------------------------ You know you are a successful troll when someone resorts to typing in all caps. ----------------------------------------- YOUR NAME IS FRED FRED BUG YOUR SUCH A LOSER YOU TALK SHIT MAKE NO SENCE AND SAY BIG BOY WORDS THAT YOU DONT KNOW THE MEANING TO YOUR A firetruckING IDIOT ----------------------------------------- I didn't bother to reply to this one. I decided that now that I got what I wanted, my job is done. First I lol'ed, then I rofl'ed, then I lmao'ed. Luckily enough for me he decided to message me again. When someone keeps replying even when you stopped it means they are a huge jackass or a fellow troll. Judging by the fact trolls never use all caps then I know he is a Jackass. ---------------------------------------- you keep sending me messages and my girlfreind is laughing at your pathetic ass and rolling on floor your a pathetic fail get over it you lost Girlfriend? You mean the drugged up hooker outside your home? ---------------------------------------- Whenever someone brings up their imaginary girlfriend/boyfriend you MUST and I repeat MUST make fun of her/him. It pisses them off A LOT and if your lucky, you will get messages from the girlfriend/boyfriend. Usually you won't because they are imaginary of course. Another thing, whenever the other person claims you loose, it means you WIN ---------------------------------------- no not your mom my girlfreind is laughing at you . Are you sure she wasn't laughing at your penis size? -------------------------------------- Judging by the fact that he constantly uses the same petty insult over and over again as well as "your mom" he is probably 12, maybe 13. This is the last part that I got. I don't know where he lives so its probably a different timezone. I'll continue to update this thread with new lulz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinode 3,056 Posted March 27, 2011 o.o That was THE BEST THING IHAVE EVER SEEN. Dude, I love you. you are my hero your guides are not enough. teach me. /bows Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HelpMeRan-Sama 141 Posted March 27, 2011 I LOVE YOU. This is the best Troll guide I can ever find :'D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DragonMaster 1,166 Posted March 27, 2011 o.o That was THE BEST THING IHAVE EVER SEEN. Dude, I love you. you are my hero Amen to that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Space Cowboy 1,392 Posted March 27, 2011 You sir, have won the game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deadshot 666 Posted March 27, 2011 o.o That was THE BEST THING IHAVE EVER SEEN. Dude, I love you. you are my hero your guides are not enough. teach me. /bows i can't agree more Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ObsidianEagle 103 Posted March 27, 2011 i was rofling the whole way through that! especially this line VVV ------------------------------------------------- Holy smokes! Look at all that naughty language! I can't tell if he is pissed off at me or narrating a Porno. ------------------------------------------------ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FireStorm 162 23 Posted March 27, 2011 Damn, this is filled with so much win (wait, so was the person from this site. If yes, I would like to hunt for whoever uses this level of grammar.) no not your mom my girlfreind is laughing at you . Are you sure she wasn't laughing at your penis size? So much win, so much win *goes to read trolling guides so that I may begin trolling* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Macroxen 32 Posted March 27, 2011 ^^^ omg that was just the best win evar!!!!!! *joins FireStorm 162 in reading the guide* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanitas 127 Posted March 27, 2011 Made my day! lol When its over send him the link for this page Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted March 27, 2011 Made my day! lol When its over send him the link for this page Will do. Wil Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protoman 1,974 Posted March 27, 2011 Successful troll is successful! Haha, love your work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Macroxen 32 Posted March 27, 2011 epic win is epic! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 513 Posted March 27, 2011 You, sir, should win an award for finding the cure for depression. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Macroxen 32 Posted March 28, 2011 omg yes he should!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
axel19 6 Posted March 28, 2011 omg this is so awesome i want to be a troller it seems fun i like pissin pple i dont know off Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Macroxen 32 Posted March 28, 2011 yeah, and you also like talking to pedos Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
axel19 6 Posted March 28, 2011 lolsure do mister pedo am i still gettin candy if i get in your windoless white van lol jk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Space Cowboy 1,392 Posted March 29, 2011 Fred is the only true troll on this site currently, just saying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted March 29, 2011 Update! Uber Lulz! --------------------------------------------- how she was screaming so loud i popped her pussy. Young man! You will not talk about that in my presence! Now go to your room and if your good for the rest of the night I will take you out for Ice Cream! --------------------------------------------- I felt treating him like a child is the best way to get a reaction for the next two segments. --------------------------------------------- wow your mom will do that for me and suck me up damn. Nothing but "UR MOM" jokes with you. You definitely 10, maybe 11 years old. Go to a bar and learn some real insults. Or if your mommy won't let you then I can take you. Your gonna be a man now! Now the only bar near me is a topless bar, I can't take you due to your young age. So either I go near you or you come over here with a fake ID. We'll just tell the bartender that you have some disease that makes you look younger. He is a real redneck and never left his home town so he hasn't seen much, so I'm sure he'll fall for it. First I'll teach you how to drink real good. I'm part Russian so Vodka is my preferred beverage but since your young and well, not as manly as a Russian, you can try some bud light or some other pussy beer. Next we'll start a fight, I'll teach you how to not only piss people off, but throw punches as well. Then you will become a better runner! I know a great place to hide from the cops. We have to run through a forest infested with mountain lions. They won't catch you if you run at least 40 mph which is nearly impossible when your drunk. So your gonna have to outrun me. If you can't thats ok, I was only hospitalized for 3 months when that bitch got me. ------------------------------------------------ I almost didn't reply to this one. Once somebody does nothing but UR MOM stuff it becomes apparent that they are too stupid to even be trolled as the predictable reactions generate no lulz. So going over the top was the best thing I could do. And it worked. Oh how I love manipulating the stupid. ------------------------------------------------ im 24 kid grow up your stupid your argueing with my 17 year old cusin and your losing so get alife you seem pretty mad for a 10 year old using big boy words you cant spell or define and your the one talking about his mom first you said his girlfreind is his mom smart child your a hyprocrit who says shit that is pathetic and evreyone in my family is laughing at you so just shut the firetruck up faget. So I've been gifted with the opportunity of trolling two morons? WONDERFUL! Actually I highly doubt that there are two people using your account. You both use the exact same style of writing. I make you sad and then you say what I said, only with more grammar and spelling errors. Don't believe me? Lets check the facts. 1. I called you a hypocrite (which you are) and you call me a hypocrite back 2. I call you 10 years old, you call me 10 years old back. 3. I insult your mother, you insult my mother back . 4. I called you a dipshit, you called me a dipshit back. Why don't you stop wasting your time and just reply to these messages with "NO U". I read less, you type less. It's a win-win scenario! Plus, what family approves of the vulgar language that you are using? I highly doubt that everyone in your family read this chain of messages, and if they did, what kind of inbred, trailer trash, clusterfiretruck of a family do you have? That wasn't an rhetorical question, seriously what is wrong with your family? Since you seem to lack the capability to answer my questions I'll just make a guess and if I am correct, use a swear word in your next post alright? Your Dad beats you Regularly Your Mom gives strangers a night of fun for just 50 dollars. Your Brother is a drug addict. Most family's would try to help him out but yours is too addicted to drugs themselves to help the poor kid out. Your Cousin: The byproduct of your brother and your mom going at it one night. You all call him "Cousin" to cover up the sad horrible truth. Your Cousin's Girlfriend: After your dad is done beating you. He dresses up like Lady Marmalade. You: My favorite of the bunch, nobody knows who your parents are as you were created as the result of an orgy in Uzbekistan. Not knowing who to give you to they dropped you on the front steps of your family's trailer. ------------------------------------------ Now apparently he is schizophrenic and is now switching between a 24 and 17 year old. I tried logic but I realized that wouldn't work. Then I resorted to just plain old insults. I put on my Xbox Live mic and went into party chat to get some inspiration from trash talking 11 year olds, who sadly, can trash talk better than this looser. ------------------------------------------ no actually you are being one im not 2and yes there is 2 people laughing at you 3 your mad because you send me messages 2wice a day for the past week you have terrible combacks wich i find hilariously retarted your 11 and im not reading your full essay or retarted combacks ahahahhahaahahahahah yourrrrr maaaaaaddddd ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah you talk shit first and you got owned and im irish and german for your info but mostly german and since my family originated in europe and came to america so that means im white my dads salary makes 1,000,000 plus my moms salary is 600,000 so why would she be a hooker shes a well paid loyer and my dad makes weapons for the military and my cusin who also finds you pathetic is in the marine and is a leutenant who fought in afghanistan i teach a brazilian jui jitsu and a muay thai class of people older than me and i would demolish you and so would my cusin so firetruck off you gay pussy you lost try on somone else and lose again So it is true! You did swear so what I said is true. Learn to read carefully! Otherwise you might get scammed by a "Nigerian Prince" in the future! Only two people laughing at me? What a shame. I got an entire forum laughing at you. http://kh13.com/mybb/showthread.php?tid=16261 feel free to join us! I have a class of future trolls eager to train. You probably won't since you lack balls but that's alright you can just look at the thread and cry to yourself. Lets look at more facts. 1. You messaged me first, this makes you a moron. 2. Despite me admitting that I am a troll, you still continue to reply, this makes you a moron. 3. All your post are poorly written, this makes you a moron. 4. Once again the message you sent me is nothing but a bunch of "NO U", if you haven't figured it out by now, this makes you a moron. 5. You claim a bunch of things and yet you have no evidence. Your weapon company does your Dad work for? What law firm does your Mom work at? Why can't you spell "Jui Jitsu" if you supposedly teach it? You also claim that your brother is 17, but now you say he fought in Afghanistan! You cannot serve in the armed forces unless you are 18. And you certainly cannot become a Lieutenant by 18 years old. At earliest 21. Everything you've said so far is full of lies. Why bother trying? You already admitted to what I said about your family when you said "firetruck" and "shit" so why are you still trying to cover things up? But once again, please come over so we can all laugh at you, in case you missed it the first time this is the link. http://kh13.com/mybb/showthread.php?tid=16261 ----------------------------------------- This kid is going to get scammed one day. I swear to God. Learning how to read is an important life skill children. If you don't pay attention someone might trick you into giving everything you own. In his case that would be wrecked car on his front lawn. Sadly he lacks the balls to see what all of you said about his stupidity. Hopefully he will get here later. That way we all get an opportunity to make him cry, or make stuff about himself, either will work. ---------------------------------------- actually if you could read he is 24 thats what i sead if you werent retarted im 17 hes 24 and thats all i read of your message you lost already get over it your a firetrucking moron i did actually spell JUI JITSU AND MUAY THAI RIGHT firetruck boy your mad so your definately not a troll your just a mad fat kid who thinks hes funny of course your gunna get hate mail when you say all germans are nazis and i can guarentee you arent russian you firetrucking pussy and if U.S didnt join ww2 russia would be part of germany because brittain or france on the western front couldnt do shit because france got raped and brittain got bombed evreyday and you changed the conversation it was about you calling me a nazi and you were losing that dispute so you changed the conversation oh yeah and my computer has spell check and now all you can say is that im a moron wow ahahaha your a nerd shut up your sounding stupid now with your sorry comebacks this whole time all youve basically been calling me was a moron with false facts such as my cusin is 17 and cant be in the marines well im 17 hes 24 just shut up you got owned. Both of you still use the same account and keep switching? Too poor to afford the extra bandwidth or something? You didn't spell Jui Jitsu right. You spelled "jui jits" and you still spelled it wrong. Not ever letter is capitalized dumbass. Trust me I'm part Russian. ???? ?? ?? ???? ????????? ?? ?? ?? ??? ?????? ?????????? ??????????????. ?????? ?? ? ?????? ????? ? ????, ???? ??????. I didn't call you a Nazi. I just stated the truth and you took it too seriously. I don't know why it is so hard for you to grip the fact that you messaged me. Yes my computer has spell check. I don't need it like you do. Once again, stop saying NO U and think over your next post. And did you look at the link I sent you? Or are you too afraid to fathom that you are morbidly outnumbered? ------------------------------------------ And the split personality disorder kicks in again. If I keep trying to figure out who is talking I will wind up loosing this. Something that a troll is not allowed to do. Should a troll fail, said troll most commit suicide by having a black widow bite his testicles. Or at least delete all his accounts and change IP that too. FYI I don't actually speak Russian. I am part Russian but I don't speak it. Luckily google translate is free to everyone that doesn't live in North Korea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EpiXauce 19 Posted March 29, 2011 What is he, only reading a line of your messages...? e_e Oh, tell him Hellfire1730 is enjoying this. B) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
axel19 6 Posted March 29, 2011 tell him roxasnumber13 is enjoyinthis and i will bug him in the near future Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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