Oblivion 15 Posted August 29, 2009 I love this song: AQAURIUS! There's travel in your future when your tounge freezes to the back of a speeding bus. Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-a-mole seventeen hours a day. PISCES! Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus, you are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idots at work say. ARIES! The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon. Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Maryl Streep. TAURUS! You will never find true happiness, so what you gonna do, cry about it? The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, then go back to sleep. Thats your horoscope for today! (Thats your horoscope for today!) Thats your horoscope for today! Thats your horoscope for today! (Thats your horoscope for today!) Thats your horoscope for today! GEMINI! Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your exposive flatulence. Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance runs a javelin through your chest. CANCER! The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud. Try not to shove a roll of duck tape up your nose while taking your driver's test. LEO! Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no. Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik. VIRGO! All Virgo's are extremely friendly and intelligent, except for you. Expect a big suprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick. Thats your horoscope for today! (Thats your horoscope for today!) Thats your horoscope for today! Thats your horoscope for today! (Thats your horoscope for today!) Thats your horoscope for today! Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid scientific documented evidence so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutley true! WHERE WAS I? LIBRA! A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented than you. Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appenidx bursts next week. SCORPIO! Get ready for an unexpected trip, when you fall screaming from an open window. Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak. SAGITTARIUS! All your friends are laughing behind your back. KILL THEM. Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den. CAPRICORN! The stars say that you are an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying. If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again. Thats your horoscope for today! (Thats your horoscope for today!) Thats your horoscope for today! Thats your horoscope for today! (Thats your horoscope for today!) Thats your horoscope for today! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luzzekatt 76 Posted August 29, 2009 CAPRICORN! The stars say that you are an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying. If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again. .. EXCUSE ME!`? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Friend 81 Posted August 29, 2009 SAGITTARIUS! All your friends are laughing behind your back. KILL THEM. Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den. ummmmm yaya with my kind of luck that will happen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kairiwilson1 47 Posted August 29, 2009 CANCER! The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud. Try not to shove a roll of duck tape up your nose while taking your driver's test. .... o.o wtf? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tom 437 Posted August 29, 2009 GEMINI! Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your exposive flatulence. Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance runs a javelin through your chest. ...='( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kairiwilson1 47 Posted August 29, 2009 I don't like this song! Dx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GoofyDonaldSora 0 Posted August 29, 2009 Hmph.. LIBRA! A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented than you. Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appenidx bursts next week. Wow lol ;p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BewareofTrogdor 4 Posted August 29, 2009 I am actually a LIBRA! i b the scales of doom! so ill go with that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaiso 2,764 Posted August 29, 2009 VIRGO! All Virgo's are extremely friendly and intelligent, except for you. Expect a big suprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick. LMFAO. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oblivion 15 Posted August 29, 2009 I am a Libra. Here's the Organization Horoscope: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kairiwilson1 47 Posted August 30, 2009 LOL! I'm Xigbar! <3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BewareofTrogdor 4 Posted August 30, 2009 i got siax. god ive never herd this song and its sooooo funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lee Kuro 10 17 Posted August 30, 2009 Cancer? Hey! I do not shove duct tape up my nose! I just use it to tape Roxas' mouth shut when he's annoying me... I wonder if I left that roll at his house again...? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
