With zombies came real

[WolfTheDemon 414]

It might happen.You never know what else the government will create.

[dancinmoonlight 12]

O.o yea true but with my love ones turn am gonna be sad like friends or family so yeaaa they can make lifeless people like people who play video games 24/7 they can be zombies

[DarkAngelGrl22567 10]

Why in the world would the GOVERNMENT create zombies? I don't really understand that even coming up as a 'what if'.

[ObsidianEagle 103]

if a zombie apocylypse happened, i would commit suicide as soon as a zombie goes near me, much easier

[Macroxen 32]

go to the near by national guard depot, jack a hummvee with a turet on top, then stuff the shit out of it with guns, ammo, and supplies, then head to the costco and build a barrecade and live there.

[Wuver 920]

if a zombie apocylypse happened, i would commit suicide as soon as a zombie goes near me, much easier

 

This. Because i wouldnt go through a painful death (getting eaten, etc) I would shoot myself in the head. BOOM goes through automatically dead.

[Giginha 22]

Since we're talking about an event with an extremely low possibility of happening (not to say nule, I guess I'd just stay home and see what happens, if I was killed, good for the zombies, if I wasn't, no one would care anyway, since almost the whole world would have turned into zombies.

[Amon 4,279]

Some of you have the willpower of a toddler. Only those that have the will to survive are allowed in my Zombie Doomsday Fortress in Siberia.

[axel19 6]

Why in the world would the GOVERNMENT create zombies? I don't really understand that even coming up as a 'what if'.

 

they want on purpose they will probably be doing something else and then it will cause the dead to come back

 

@ tj wolf yea we know wat must be done destory the gov.

[AnsemTheWise 1,114]

@DarkAngelGirl22569

Didn't you play Resident Evil? To create super soldiers!

 

I live right next to a Walmart and an Academy, so I have everything I'd ever need!

[Amon 4,279]

@DarkAngelGirl22569

Didn't you play Resident Evil? To create super soldiers!

 

I live right next to a Walmart and an Academy, so I have everything I'd ever need!

 

If everything you need are zombies...

 

Walmarts and Military Academies are places many people will go when the zombies strike. More people= more zombies.

[PlatinumKiss 4]

*cough*I'll completely ignore the fact that I think you're talking about the fake kinds of zombies and not the real ones that are alive but are brainwashed, Ill, individuals that are caught up in Voodoo*cough*

 

It surely would never be fun; it's like saying "OMAGAWD! THAT TSUNAMI AND EARTHQUAKE IN JAPAN WAS SO FUN LIKE TOTALLEH~ I WISH I WAS THAR LOL~"

No.

Never.

That is only foolishness.

 

Either way- Zombification is caused by two things- Desease/Nuclear whatever

 

The Desease zombies can be disposed of with an antidote(along wiping out half of the world).

The Nuclear-whatnot will be harder and near-impossible.

 

But if i learned anything from jojo, it's that Humans evolve and will rise beyond these circumstances- so it's probably not TOO impossible.....maaaybe

[AnsemTheWise 1,114]

If everything you need are zombies...

 

Walmarts and Military Academies are places many people will go when the zombies strike. More people= more zombies.

 

Not Military Academies, Academy Sports & Outdoors! Do you know how much zombie killing crap they have in there?!

[Amon 4,279]

*cough*I'll completely ignore the fact that I think you're talking about the fake kinds of zombies and not the real ones that are alive but are brainwashed, Ill, individuals that are caught up in Voodoo*cough*

 

It surely would never be fun; it's like saying "OMAGAWD! THAT TSUNAMI AND EARTHQUAKE IN JAPAN WAS SO FUN LIKE TOTALLEH~ I WISH I WAS THAR LOL~"

No.

Never.

That is only foolishness.

 

Either way- Zombification is caused by two things- Desease/Nuclear whatever

 

The Desease zombies can be disposed of with an antidote(along wiping out half of the world).

The Nuclear-whatnot will be harder and near-impossible.

 

But if i learned anything from jojo, it's that Humans evolve and will rise beyond these circumstances- so it's probably not TOO impossible.....maaaybe

 

All attempts by scientist to create Voodoo zombies using proper voodoo rituals failed terribly. Scientist were actually able to get rats to become extremely aggressive by injecting them with a mix of mad cow disease and extra testosterone. They didn't become carnivorous but began to assault other rats. However we are still a few scientific leaps away from creating an undead zombie.

 

 

Not Military Academies, Academy Sports & Outdoors! Do you know how much zombie killing crap they have in there?!

 

Apart from professional grade baseball bats, not much. Other things like golf clubs or hockey sticks will quickly break and or/bend with prolonged combat. Lawn equipment like hedge clippers are meant to cut branches and plants, not people. Using them on a zombie may give you a few lucky kills but the blades would quickly wear out and you might get weapon stuck in the zombie. Another thing, everything there is close ranged which is not the advisable range for engaging a zombie. Yeah I know there are guns, crossbows, and bows but that is negated by the thing I said earlier...

 

Any place with weapons and/or food will be the first stop for poorly prepared people during the zombie apocalypse. If you don't get there fast enough everything will be gone. If you get there fast enough you will become victim to riots and other forms of civil unrest which with all it's noise and commotion will attract the undead hordes. \

 

If you want to go to a Walmart, Gunstore, or any obvious place to go during a zombie attack you better kill yourself when you get there because that will be quicker than your inevitable doom.

 

Point is, when thinking of a place to go during a zombie apocalypse, think of the 100% ideal place to go, then go the opposite way. Chances are, if you have the idea of going there, others will too. Remember, zombies aren't the only threat. In many cases you have more reason to fear one person than 1000 zombies

[axel19 6]

might as well either a buy a gun and take your self out because obviously there will be no ammo within a few months maybe even weeks

or b live underground in sewers if you have enough supplies for years

[Amon 4,279]

might as well either a buy a gun and take your self out because obviously there will be no ammo within a few months maybe even weeks

or b live underground in sewers if you have enough supplies for years

 

 

There are more bullets than people on earth. Even if it took 10 bullets to kill every person you would still have plenty of ammo left over.

 

Underground is the worst place to go unless it's a dedicated bunker (like the US Military NORAD facility).They are already polluted, they are dark, have no source of food or clean water, and are small crapped and easy to be ambushed in.

[axel19 6]

you really think if your not prepapred that your gonna be able to get guns and enough ammo to last weeks

[Cyber Shaman 990]

Shoot, imagine the mofia fighting zombies. That would be badass! I mean come on, they will be doing a drive-by shooting with"The low rider."Oh lol

[Luzzekatt 76]

Something tells me some of you will enjoy this article:

http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html

[superbanana 230]

zombies don't stand a chance. they walk at about 2 mph max, and biting (which is a zombies only form of combat) is a terrible way to fight or spread a diseaze, it's easy to not get bitten by something that slow, especially if you have a gun or even a wooden stick or something.

 

we have effing machine guns!!!! how are we going to lose to some dead people with the agility of an elephant, speed of a dead turtle, and fighting skills of a butterfly.

 

and zombies don't have the strength to open your door if it's locked, they're dead, dead people can't open doors. so you can just lock your door, and after that you have enough supplies to last at least 2 months, go look in your pantry and look at all the food you have, you need the equivelant of three peaunt butter sandwiches every day, and as far as water you can probably fill up your bathtub, sink and as many cups and bowls as possible, and which will last about two months. and when you finally run out of food, the army has used their machine guns and your neighborhood has used their 8-25 steak knives to kill all the zombies.

[Amon 4,279]

zombies don't stand a chance. they walk at about 2 mph max, and biting (which is a zombies only form of combat) is a terrible way to fight or spread a diseaze, it's easy to not get bitten by something that slow, especially if you have a gun or even a wooden stick or something.

Zombies have large numbers. People unaware of what they are seeing will attempt to do something with the zombie that gets them bit. This will eventually make up the first wave of zombies. Eventually they will have superior numbers against the group fighting them and as a result, can simple march forward, slowly, but surely consuming everything.

 

Also zombies feel no pain and have no ability to reason. As a result they will continue to attack no matter what, unless you shoot them in the face of course.

 

 

and zombies don't have the strength to open your door if it's locked, they're dead, dead people can't open doors. so you can just lock your door, and after that you have enough supplies to last at least 2 months, go look in your pantry and look at all the food you have, you need the equivelant of three peaunt butter sandwiches every day, and as far as water you can probably fill up your bathtub, sink and as many cups and bowls as possible, and which will last about two months. and when you finally run out of food, the army has used their machine guns and your neighborhood has used their 8-25 steak knives to kill all the zombies.

Zombies have the same muscle mass as the people they once were, as a result they are as strong as a person, even stronger because they never get tired. Locking your door may save you from one zombie but if more show up then you will become, literally, dead meat.

 

Also have you ever fired a machine gun? It's nearly impossible to get a headshot. Why waste 5 to 50 bullets to kill one zombie with a machine gun when you can do it with one bullet using a rifle?

[superbanana 230]

 

Zombies have large numbers. People unaware of what they are seeing will attempt to do something with the zombie that gets them bit. This will eventually make up the first wave of zombies. Eventually they will have superior numbers against the group fighting them and as a result, can simple march forward, slowly, but surely consuming everything.

 

large numbers. how many heartless did sora defeat on his own (of course, that was a video game, but zombies are pretty much on par with a video game, logic-wise.

 

i think if somebody saw a zombie they would be aware that it's a zombie, and even if they thought it was a normal person, when a guy who has his flesh rotting off enters your house moaning or something,, trying to bit you, you generally run away or throw a kinife at them or something.

 

Also zombies feel no pain and have no ability to reason. As a result they will continue to attack no matter what, unless you shoot them in the face of course.

 

but you can shoot them in the head pretty easily, they have to be like 1 foot away to bite you, and anything closer than 10 feet is the point where you can hit 1 zombie with a rifle, or if there's many you can use a machine gun (if you have acces to one, and hit about 20 in the chest 2-3 times each

 

 

Zombies have the same muscle mass as the people they once were

 

That's ok. I'm american.

 

as a result they are as strong as a person, even stronger because they never get tired. Locking your door may save you from one zombie but if more show up then you will become, literally, dead meat.

 

so install 8 more locks. actually, since you won't be using your door again, barracade it with a few tables, then use some ducktape.

 

Also have you ever fired a machine gun? It's nearly impossible to get a headshot. Why waste 5 to 50 bullets to kill one zombie with a machine gun when you can do it with one bullet using a rifle?

 

no i have not fired a machine gun. i guess you could use a rifle then, they're more accesible anyway.

A machine gun would be better if they come in teams, though. (i think)

 

[Amon 4,279]

large numbers. how many heartless did sora defeat on his own (of course, that was a video game, but zombies are pretty much on par with a video game, logic-wise.

 

Actually, there are viruses and other things only one evolutionary pattern away from being able to actually create zombies (read luzzecats link!). Zombies are a very real threat and the more technologically advanced we get, the greater the chance of an outbreak becomes.

 

Oh and your talking about a game that has absolutely nothing to do with zombies.

 

i think if somebody saw a zombie they would be aware that it's a zombie, and even if they thought it was a normal person, when a guy who has his flesh rotting off enters your house moaning or something,, trying to bit you, you generally run away or throw a kinife at them or something.

 

Early in the outbreak there won't be any visible decomposing flesh on a zombie.For the first few days, it will be difficult to distinguish the difference between a zombie and a very sick/drunk person.

 

but you can shoot them in the head pretty easily, they have to be like 1 foot away to bite you, and anything closer than 10 feet is the point where you can hit 1 zombie with a rifle, or if there's many you can use a machine gun (if you have acces to one, and hit about 20 in the chest 2-3 times each

 

I think you have never fired a gun before. Please don't talk about guns anymore because you clearly do not know what you are talking about. And once again, you have to get a headshot. 2-3 bullets in the chest does nothing.

 

That's ok. I'm american.

 

Cool, I am too, and what does this have to do with anything?

 

so install 8 more locks. actually, since you won't be using your door again, barracade it with a few tables, then use some ducktape.

 

Zombies will still get through that. Even if it takes hours upon hours, they will break through. And of course you have to worry about windows. I don't think the average home has enough supplies to barricade everything.

 

no i have not fired a machine gun.

 

Then stop acting like you know what you are talking about. You can't say anything about a gun until you fire it yourself.

 

i guess you could use a rifle then, they're more accesible anyway.

A machine gun would be better if they come in teams, though. (i think)

[superbanana 230]

 

 

Actually, there are viruses and other things only one evolutionary pattern away from being able to actually create zombies (read luzzecats link!). Zombies are a very real threat and the more technologically advanced we get, the greater the chance of an outbreak becomes.

 

I can't argue with that.

 

Oh and your talking about a game that has absolutely nothing to do with zombies.

 

Heartless and zombies are somewhat similar.

 

Early in the outbreak there won't be any visible decomposing flesh on a zombie.For the first few days, it will be difficult to distinguish the difference between a zombie and a very sick/drunk person.

 

That's a good point. but they would probably just walk into somebody's house and try to bite them, and most people would avoid being bitten by anybody, especially not somebody that only has a pint of blood left in their alchohol line. Another thing, zombies can't drive without the police following them as they probably have the driving skills of a 5-year old, so the diseaze would be contained in just 1 town, which isn't so much that the military can't take care of it. (it might not be a problem if the outbreak started in a big city, like New York City, but if it starts in some town in south dakota or something, transportation would be a problem for the zombies.)

 

I think you have never fired a gun before. Please don't talk about guns anymore because you clearly do not know what you are talking about. And once again, you have to get a headshot. 2-3 bullets in the chest does nothing.

 

no i have not.

 

Cool, I am too, and what does this have to do with anything?

 

It's a fact that over 30% (and by that i mean somewhere between 30% and 75%) of americans are fat.

 

EDIT: 63.1% of adults in america, are fat.

 

Zombies will still get through that. Even if it takes hours upon hours, they will break through. And of course you have to worry about windows. I don't think the average home has enough supplies to barricade everything.

 

I'm gonna go over all the supplies in my house that i could use to defend myself against zombies. I have 2 guitar hero guitars and a normal guitar, those can do some damage if you hit a zombie in the head with enough force. I have a bowl of cereal that's been rotting away for like 2 weeks now, but that won't matter cause zombies are already diseazed. I have a few baseballs. i keep a rubber band on my wrist at all times because those things are really useful for a lot of stuff (but i'm not sure how i could use it against a zombie. if i go down the hallway to the media room there's 2 couches to barricade things with, and my house only has 2 doors. My dad chainsaw, powersaw, a few metal shovels, and a long wooden stick that was once a flagpole (i think) that could be used as a bow-staff, in the garage. I think i could use a few of the doors in my house that lead to bedrooms and whatnot to barracade the windows somehow. So i think as far as defense/offense, i'm pretty much safe.

 

Then stop acting like you know what you are talking about. You can't say anything about a gun until you fire it yourself.

okay.

 

[Amon 4,279]

Heartless and zombies are somewhat similar.

 

Heartless have a hive mentality, meaning that they do things for the benefit of all the heartless. Zombies do what they do for themselves. Also heartless are completely different beings, they can't even be compared to zombies.

 

That's a good point. but they would probably just walk into somebody's house and try to bite them, and most people would avoid being bitten by anybody, especially not somebody that only has a pint of blood left in their alchohol line. Another thing, zombies can't drive without the police following them as they probably have the driving skills of a 5-year old, so the diseaze would be contained in just 1 town, which isn't so much that the military can't take care of it. (it might not be a problem if the outbreak started in a big city, like New York City, but if it starts in some town in south dakota or something, transportation would be a problem for the zombies.)

 

It's a little difficult to avoid being grabbed and bitten by a zombie in close quarters. There is also the risk of bitten people that haven't turned into zombies yet. For example at a hospital, the doctors are treating a wounded person and all of a sudden he turns and bites the doctor and nearby staff. In fact in some cases 80% of the first wave a zombies come from medical staff. And Zombies can't drive, period. Although they walk slowly, the ability to walk indefinitely without ever getting tired, bored, or whatever, enables them to cross large distances in a day or two.

 

63.1% of adults in america, are fat

 

Source?

 

I have 2 guitar hero guitars and a normal guitar, those can do some damage if you hit a zombie in the head with enough force.

 

Lol guitar hero guitars? Yeah no. And if you've ever smashed anything with a real guitar or have seen someone smash a guitar,

 

I have a bowl of cereal that's been rotting away for like 2 weeks now, but that won't matter cause zombies are already diseazed.

 

Wait, what?

 

I have a few baseballs.

 

The only time a baseball could kill someone is if the thing flies at 90 miles an hour, but I highly doubt you or anyone you know can throw it that fast.

 

i keep a rubber band on my wrist at all times because those things are really useful for a lot of stuff (but i'm not sure how i could use it against a zombie.

 

I don't think you can use it against a zombie.

 

 

 

if i go down the hallway to the media room there's 2 couches to barricade things with, and my house only has 2 doors. My dad chainsaw, powersaw, a few metal shovels, and a long wooden stick that was once a flagpole (i think) that could be used as a bow-staff, in the garage. I think i could use a few of the doors in my house that lead to bedrooms and whatnot to barracade the windows somehow. So i think as far as defense/offense, i'm pretty much safe.

 

For a small scale outbreak maybe, but anything that last longer than a week you'd probably be screwed.