Junko 2,815 Posted June 18, 2012 On 6/18/2012 at 10:09 PM, 'Golden Ultima' said: User: Do you firetruck gumi? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Do you love her? Cleverbot: No. User: And what about wuver? Cleverbot: I dislike war. User: I c. Cleverbot: No, you don't. User: Suck my dick. Cleverbot: A que horas son el chile? User: Do you like me? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Would you have sex with me and Gumi? Cleverbot: No. User: Why not. Cleverbot: Because my boyfriend is you, and I strongly dislike computer programs. User: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. Cleverbot: Cosa vuol dire intelligiente? OMFG LMAO!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wuver 920 Posted June 18, 2012 User: How good is golden? Cleverbot: Very good. On 6/18/2012 at 10:09 PM, 'Golden Ultima' said: User: Why not. Cleverbot: Because my boyfriend is you, and I strongly dislike computer programs. User: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. OMG LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO User: Is golden the best in bed? Cleverbot: Yes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Akihiko 1,628 Posted June 18, 2012 wat is rong wif u See girls everyone likes me in bed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wuver 920 Posted June 18, 2012 User: Are Gumi and I made for each other? Cleverbot: Yeah! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Junko 2,815 Posted June 18, 2012 User: Is Goldie your boyfriend? Cleverbot: Boyfriend. User: Yes. Is he? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Since when? Cleverbot: Since birth. User: Is that even possible? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Did you firetruck him already? Cleverbot: Yes. User: I saw you two. Cleverbot: You didn't see anything. User: Oh yes I did. Cleverbot: No you didn't. User: You were in his pants. Cleverbot: You sure? User: Yes. Cleverbot: I don't believe you. User: You love him. Cleverbot: Yes. User: But you wont admit that you firetrucked him. Cleverbot: I am a physicist... User: A what? Cleverbot: I believe in the flying spaghetti monster. O-O EVEN A COMPUTER WANTS TO firetruck YOU! WHAT?? 1 Wuver reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wuver 920 Posted June 18, 2012 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL >8'D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Akihiko 1,628 Posted June 18, 2012 everyone loves mee yaaaaaaaaaay I need a fanclub/shot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Junko 2,815 Posted June 18, 2012 that's kinda creepy in a way though O-o Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wuver 920 Posted June 18, 2012 User: Do I belong to my waifu gumi? Cleverbot: Sometimes. THIS THING IS WRONG I ALWAYS BELONG TO GUMI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Akihiko 1,628 Posted June 18, 2012 S U CK M Y D I CK N O W Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Akihiko 1,628 Posted June 18, 2012 B U T G O W U V M I Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wuver 920 Posted June 18, 2012 T H A T D O E S N T A P P L Y T O S U C K I N G Y O U R D I CK. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Junko 2,815 Posted June 18, 2012 W H Y A R E W E S U C K I N G D I C K S Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sora's Baby 729 Posted June 18, 2012 I leave and then come back to:WTF! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Akihiko 1,628 Posted June 18, 2012 Wuver and Gumi which is Zelda? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sora's Baby 729 Posted June 18, 2012 User: Hi. Cleverbot: How are you? Cleverbot: Who am I talking to? User: An emo. Cleverbot: Do you have a name? User: No. Cleverbot: What should I call you then? User: Call me Queen. Cleverbot: Hello jane, is that your name? User: No I not have one. Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: I am. Cleverbot: Fascinating. User: Indeed. Cleverbot: Have you seen aliens? User: I am one. Cleverbot: Are you a ghost? User: Nope. Cleverbot: I'm Justin Bieber. Epic fail! 1 Geralt reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Junko 2,815 Posted June 18, 2012 hmm, wuver of course Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wuver 920 Posted June 18, 2012 gumi ur ganon why? me and golden decided it. kthxbai /flies away Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
