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The Facts of Cella's Pants

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Cella's Pants Fact #65 : In case of your victim's guest's escape, proceed to either persuading the person you have a lovely box of chocolates, or fire your lazer at them.

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cellas pants rule #68 All who oppose the pants must face the wrath of The peoples champ, mista. T, and subjected to the eternal torture of

Lexaeus lap dancing :P /Speared by Xaldin

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Cella's Pants Rule #69: Please do not annoy, torment, pester, molest, worry, badger, harry, harass, hackle, persecute, irk, rag, vex, bother, tease, nettle, tantalize or ruffle The Pants.

Doing so will result in multiple firings of Cella's lazah.

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Cella's Pants Fact #72? : Whiners and Complainers will be subject to being kicked out of the pants, and being thrown into the betch bin of doom for torment. Nobody wants the experience of The Pants to be ruined.

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Cella's Pants #75 : In case of a bumpy ride, please make sure you're secured tightly when experiencing the capability of the pants.

 

Clueless likes it bumpy (:

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Cella's Pants #78: If you enter The Pants, you enter at own risk. Please do not enter The Pants if you are any of the following; A creepy old man in his underwear, NOT a video game junkie, OR a creepy little boy who still giggles.... (Those are the worst! -.-)

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