Cellar Door 652 Posted August 19, 2009 For your viewing enjoyment, We of The Pants have compiled a list of facts of the legendary Cella's Pants. These are not nearly all of them, and feel free to say your own. They may even be added to the list. O; Now, what you've all been waiting for, without further delay-- The Facts of Cella's Pants Cella's Pants Fact #1 - Wear your safety gear properly when entering. (: Cella's Pants fact #2 : Chuck Norris can't roundhouse kick them to oblivion. They're just that bad ass. Cella's Pants Fact #3: DC is NOT allowed. Cella's Pants Fact #4: May cause burns. CELLA'S PANTS FACT #5: If you're alone in the pants, please call out and your rapist will assist you immediately. Cella's Pants Fact #6: If you hear Jesse McCartney, don't worry, he's been trapped inside for a long time, because Cella wont let him out. Cella's Pants fact #7: These babies are perfect for when you and your stalker are trapped in a freezer, and need warmth. Cella's pants fact #8 : If you're a dumbass, please note: The pants will reject your ass and will then light your bottox on fire. The pant's are not held responsible for any depressed feelings you'd have towards it because you're just a dumbass Cella's Pants Fact #9: Beware of the rocket. Cella's Pants Fact #10: Do not enter if you have epilepsy or back problems of any kind. Cella's Pants Fact #11: Bring explosives. Cella's Pants Fact #12: Material not suitable for small children. Cella's Pants Fact #13: Please keep all hands, feet, and personal belongings inside the ride at all times. Cella's Pants Fact #14: A seven nation army couldn't hold them back. Cella's Pants fact #15: May cause wearer to be very sexy. Cella's Pants Fact #16: If you get scared, picture Roxas in frilly pink undies. Cella's Pants Fact #17: If you hear someone inside yell "FALCON PUNCH" run away! Cella's Pants Fact #18: If trapped and all else fails, tap Z or R twice and do a barrel roll! Cella's Pants Fact #19: NO MASTERCATING IN THE PANTS! Cella's Pants Fact #20: Keep it clean. Cella's Pants Fact #21: Contains sunshine and bubbles. Cella's Pants Fact #22: If Cella's Pants like you, rubbing them may cause Genies to appear. Cella's Pants Fact #23: THIS ISN'T A CUTSCENE, B-CH! PRESS A! PRESS A! SHOOT EM IN THE HEEAAD! Cella's Pants Fact #24: No Barrier Children are allowed. Cella's Pants Fact #25: Warning: Liquids may be hot. Cella's Pants Fact #26: In case of break-ins use trojans for protection. Cella's Pants Fact #27: In case of break in's use your lucky charms to unlock the rainbow Cella's Pants Fact #28: They're magically delicious! Cella's Pants fact #29: Beware of tasting the rainbow Cella's Pants Fact #30: Colorful lipstick available in side pockets. Cella's Pants Fact #31: This is proof that Cella is not male. Cella's Pants Fact #32: May be too sexy for you. Cella's Pants Fact #33: the pants are too sexy for their shirt. Cella's Pants Fact #34: It's better than drugs. Cella's Pants #35: They'll let you whip them if they misbehave. Cella's Pants #36: Enjoys company. Cella's Pants Fact 37: Goes good with lemon ice. Cella's Pants Fact #38: Enjoy the ride. Cella's Pants Fact #39: You may experience whiplash. Cella's Pants Fact #40: Don't go too fast. Cella's Pants Fact #41: Is ALWAYS on top. Cella's Pants Fact #42: Don't go too slow, either. The pants don't like that. Cella's Pants Fact #43: Get them high and they will return the favor. Cella's Pants Fact #44: Don't write all over them and send them across the world while sharing them with your friends. Cella's Pants Fact #45: Cella's pants, the largest social networking site on the bed! Cella's Pants Fact #46: Manufactured to be sunshine and bubbles. Cella's Pants Fact #47: Congratulations. You've found the true door to light. Cella's Pants Fact #48: The pants are like a stairway to heaven. Cella's Pants Fact #49: Not, in fact, bringing sexy back, sexy never left. Cella's Pants Fact #50: In case of Lord Voldemort , summon the forces of your wand to defeat the darkness. Cella's Pants Fact #51: Chance of speghetti: 90%. Cella's Pants Fact #52: The cake is definitely not a lie when experiencing the capability of the pants. Questions? Comments? Concerns? 5 Paranoia, JesusFreak, Loki and 2 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaiso 2,764 Posted August 19, 2009 This is an epic win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
r3troRoxel 9 Posted August 19, 2009 I love you. 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cellar Door 652 Posted August 19, 2009 The Pants are an epic win. 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kairiwilson1 47 Posted August 19, 2009 Brilliant. :heart: 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BewareofTrogdor 4 Posted August 19, 2009 fact #53: pants may contain large amounts of WIN!!! 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaiso 2,764 Posted August 19, 2009 Cella's Pants Fact #54 : Kettle Korn gives you a one trip ticket to an all night ride for free. 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clueless 75 Posted August 19, 2009 May I go on this ride? I think I'll wear no pants though D; 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luzzekatt 76 Posted August 19, 2009 damn cella ... I frikkin love you! 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaiso 2,764 Posted August 19, 2009 MSN chats are fun. <3 Cella's Pants Fact #55 - May experience loss of own pants, when jumping into The Pants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paranoia 494 Posted August 19, 2009 ...Wow The amount of WIN in this thread is blinding! @_@ 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cellar Door 652 Posted August 19, 2009 The Pants are happy for the approval of The People's Champ. 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kairiwilson1 47 Posted August 19, 2009 Cella's Pants Fact #56: The Pants love to play with toys. 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BewareofTrogdor 4 Posted August 19, 2009 Cella's Pants Fact #56: The Pants love to play with toys. Hazza someone said it, er, didnt say it! 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cellar Door 652 Posted August 19, 2009 Kairi. That was epic. 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kairiwilson1 47 Posted August 19, 2009 Epic is what I aim for. 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xionultima 44 Posted August 19, 2009 fact #57 cost $1.50 to ride pants no coins plese 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaiso 2,764 Posted August 20, 2009 Cella's Pants fact #58: If your target fails to realize the capability of the pants, proceed to Plan B - "The Corny Pick-Up Line Counterattack." to reel them in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kairiwilson1 47 Posted August 20, 2009 Cella's Pants Fact #59: Abusers of the strikeout-thing shall be tortured within the pants. 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clueless 75 Posted August 20, 2009 MSN chats are fun. <3 Cella's Pants Fact #55 - May experience loss of own pants, when jumping into The Pants. I wont be able to talk to you in ages D; I got anime convention this sunday and Im going out on saturday T-T 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaiso 2,764 Posted August 21, 2009 Cella's Pants Fact #60: If the pants get ripped or torn and it is your fault, you will be throw into the bitch bin, and be tortured for eternity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kairiwilson1 47 Posted August 21, 2009 lol, I like that rule. <3 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rose Riku 39 Posted August 21, 2009 Why haven't I commented this yet?! I... like the JMAC one. -shot- 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaiso 2,764 Posted August 21, 2009 Cella's Pants fact #61 : "Yes, you can touch the Keyblade." 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BewareofTrogdor 4 Posted August 21, 2009 Cella's Pants fact #62 : you break, it you buy it. 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
