Chaosx 113 Posted January 17, 2011 Wait , I masturbate Let another motherfiretrucker come and share my fate and pray Catastrophe Imma kill a motherfiretrucker with a fax machine and break... it down... for you... to see On it - yes indeed On it - watch me bleed On it - rest in peace On it - h-h-hey You are... So good so far You are... So good so far! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 513 Posted January 17, 2011 I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad Pucker up, kiss my butt, cause I'm bloody firetrucking nuts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patcheresu 8 Posted January 17, 2011 (If you are female I might actually take you up on that offer.) (Not a song but a speech by the RED Demoman. "So..." "....T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cock-sure." "Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come and get me I say! [The Demoman covers a door frame in sticky bombs] I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol brimstone. I'm a grim bloody fable....with an unhappy bloody end!" [The Heavy notices the sticky bombs around the door frame, and his expression changes from smugness to one of shock. The Demoman throws a mock salute and activates the sticky bombs, gibbing all his pursuers] [The Demoman walks up to (presumably) a decapitated head, laughing merrily as body parts and blood rain down around him.] Demoman: "Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together....in hell!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Antrium 10 Posted January 17, 2011 Shotgun Opera Lock and Load. Cock it back and watch it go Momma help me Ive been cursed. Death is rolling in every verse. Candy Pain on his brand new herse F*ck this hurts I wont lie Doesn't matter how he tries. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WolfTheDemon 414 Posted January 17, 2011 oh oh its JB My friends say I'm a fool to think that you're the one for me I guess I'm just a sucker for love 'Cuz honestly the truth is that you know I'm never leavin' 'Cuz you're my angel sent from above Baby you can do no wrong My money is yours Give you little more because I love ya, love ya With me, girl, is where you belong Just stay right here I promise my dear I'll put nothin above ya above ya Love me, Love me Say that you love me Fool me, Fool me Oh how you do me Kiss me, Kiss me Say that you miss me Tell me what I wanna hear Tell me you love me Love me, Love me Say that you love me Fool me, Fool me Oh how you do me Kiss me, Kiss me Say that you miss me Tell me what I wanna hear tell me u love me People try to tell me but I still refuse to listen 'Cuz they don't get to spend time with you A minute with you is worth more than a thousand days without your love, oh your love oh Baby you can do no wrong My money is yours Give you little more because I love ya love ya With me, girl, is where you belong Just stay right here I promise my dear I'll put nothin above ya above ya Love me, Love me Say that you love me Fool me, Fool me Oh how you do me kiss me , kiss me say that u miss me tell me what i wanna hear tell me you love me. Love me, Love me Say that you love me Fool me, Fool me Oh how you do me kiss me , kiss me say that u miss me tell me what i wanna hear tell me you love me. My heart is blind but I don't care 'Cuz when I'm with you everything has disappeared And every time I hold you near I never wanna let you go, oh Love me, Love me Say that you love me Fool me, Fool me Oh how you do me kiss me , kiss me say that u miss me tell me what i wanna hear tell me you love me. Love me, Love me Say that you love me Fool me, Fool me Oh how you do me kiss me , kiss me say that u miss me tell me what i wanna hear tell me you love me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mansex 0 Posted January 18, 2011 iv'e bin denied all the best ultra sex Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 513 Posted January 18, 2011 ^lol icwutudidthar F//uck me, I'm a celebrity Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingdumbfarts 16 Posted January 19, 2011 here's a song for demyx Lyrics to The Most Beautiful Girl In The Room : Looking at the room, I can tell that you. Are the most beautiful girl in the...room. (In the whole wide room). And when you're on the street, depending on the street. I bet you are definitely in the top three. Good lookin' girls on the street. (Depending on the streets). And when I saw you at my mate's place. I thought...what, is she, doing...at my mate's place. How did he get a hottie like that to a party like this? Good one, Dave. (Ooh, you're a legend, Dave). I asked Dave if he's going to move on you. He's not sure. I said "Dave, do you mind if I do?" He says he doesn't mind. But I can tell he kind of minds. But I'm going to do it anyway. I see you standing all alone by the stereo. I dim the lights down to very low, here we go You're so beautiful. You could be a waitress. You're so beautiful. You could be a air hostess in the 60s. You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model. But then I seal the deal, I do my moves. I do my dance moves. Lets travel through, just me and you. As other dudes around you on the dance floor. I draw you near, lets get out of here. Lets get in a cab. I'll buy you a kabob. I can't believe. I'm sharing a kabob. With the most beautiful girl I have ever seen with a kabob. Oh, why don't we leave? Lets go to my house. We can feel each other up on the couch. Oh no, I don't mind taking it slow. Cause you're so beautiful... Like a tree. Or a high class prostitute. You're so beautiful. You could be a part time model. But you'd probably still have to keep your normal job. A part time model. Spend part of your time modeling. And part of your time next to me. My place is usually a bit tidier than this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chaosx 113 Posted January 20, 2011 ^Shake it once thats fine, Shake it twice thats OK. Shake three times, YOUR PLAYIN' WITH YOURSELF! Shotgun Opera Lock and Load. Cock it back and watch it go Momma help me Ive been cursed. Death is rolling in every verse. Candy Pain on his brand new herse F*ck this hurts I wont lie Doesn't matter how he tries. Pwnage. iv'e bin denied all the best ultra sex Why did i not think of that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HelpMeRan-Sama 141 Posted January 20, 2011 Ahhhhhh~~~~ I don't get to eat--------my snackksssssssss Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paranoia 494 Posted January 20, 2011 It's Christmas in Hollywood Santa's back up in the hood So meet me under the mistletoe, let's f*ck It's Hanukkah in Inglewood The dradles spinning in the hood So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WolfTheDemon 414 Posted January 20, 2011 Do you ever feel like a plastic bag Drifting through the wind Wanting to start again Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin Like a house of cards One blow from caving in Do you ever feel already buried deep Six feet under screens But no one seems to hear a thing Do you know that there's still a chance for you Cause there's a spark in you You just gotta ignite the light And let it shine Just own the night Like the Fourth of July Cause baby you're a firework Come on show 'em what your worth Make 'em go "Ah, ah, ah!" As you shoot across the sky-y-y Baby you're a firework Come on let your colors burst Make 'em go "Ah, ah, ah!" You're gunna leave 'em fallin' down-own-own You don't have to feel like a waste of space You're original, cannot be replaced If you only knew what the future holds After a hurricane comes a rainbow Maybe you're reason why all the doors are closed So you can open one that leads you to the perfect road Like a lightning bolt, your heart will blow And when it's time, you'll know You just gotta ignite the light And let it shine Just own the night Like the Fourth of July Cause baby you're a firework Come on show 'em what your worth Make 'em go "Ah, ah, ah!" As you shoot across the sky-y-y Baby you're a firework Come on let your colors burst Make 'em go "Ah, ah, ah!" You're gunna leave 'em fallin' down-own-own Boom, boom, boom Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon It's always been inside of you, you, you And now it's time to let it through Cause baby you're a firework Come on show 'em what your worth Make 'em go "Ah, ah, ah!" As you shoot across the sky-y-y Baby you're a firework Come on let your colors burst Make 'em go "Ah, ah, ah!" You're gunna leave 'em goin "Ah, ah, ah!" Boom, boom, boom Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon Boom, boom, boom Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DarkmoonTenshi 22 Posted January 27, 2011 Ooooooh I'm unbeatable! It's Pokemon Advanced battle! From the stars and the ancient past! They come to play but they never last! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WolfTheDemon 414 Posted January 27, 2011 Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do! Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do! Pokemon Johto! Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do! Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do! Everybody wants to be master! Everybody wants show their skills! Everybody wants to get there faster! Make their way to the top of the hill! Each time! You try! Gonna get! Just a little better! Each day! You climb! One more step, up the ladder! It's a whole new world we live! Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do! It's a whole new way to see! Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do! It's a whole new place! With a brand new attitude! But you still gotta CATCH'EM ALL! Be the best that you can be! Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do! Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do! Pokemon Johto! Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do! Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do! Everybody wants make a statment! Everybody needs to carve their mark! Stand alone in the victory circle! Stake their claim when the music starts! Giv'it all! You've got! You can be the very best ever! Take your! Best shot! What you've learn will come together! It's a whole new world we live! Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do! It's a whole new way to see! Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do! It's a whole new place! With a brand new attitude! But you still gotta CATCH'EM ALL! Be the best that you can be! Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do! Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do! Pokemon Johto! Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do! Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do! It's a whole new world we live in... It's a whole new way to see... It's a whole new place... With a brand new attitude... But you still gotta CATCH'EM ALL! Be the best that you can be! Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do! Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do! Pokemon Johto! Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do! Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do! It's a whole new world we live! Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do! It's a whole new way to see! Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do! It's a whole new place! With a brand new attitude! But you still gotta CATCH'EM ALL! Be the best that you can be! Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do! Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do! Pokemon Johto! Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do! Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do! Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do! Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do! Pokemon Johto! Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do! Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do! Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do! Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do! Pokemon Johto! Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do! Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do! Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do! Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do! Pokemon Johto! Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do! Do-do-do, Do, Do-do-do! Pokemon JOHTO!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Space Cowboy 1,392 Posted January 28, 2011 Yo! Ya-yo Ya yo! Dreamin', don't give it up Luffy. Dreamin', don't give it up Zolo. Dreamin', don't give it up Nami! Dreamin', don't gi-give it up give it up give it up give it up give it-no! Here's how the story goes we find out, about a treasure in the Grand Line there's no doubt. The pirates whose eyes on it he'll sing "I'll be King of the Pirates, I'm goin' to be King!" Ya-yo Ya-yo Ya-yo, uh-oh. His name is Luffy (that's Monkey D. Luffy) Goin' to be king of the pirates. He's made of rubber (How did that happen) Yo-ho-ho, he took a bite of gum-gum Ya-yo Ya yo His name Zolo, he's just like a samarai. And a L.A.D.Y, Nami's not shy. Usopps doing that marksman thing, Sanji cooking, Choppers doctoring Ya-yo Ya-yo Ya-yo, uh-oh Set sail for One Piece, it's the name of the treasure In the Grand Line. Ya-yo, Ya-yo set sail for One Piece! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weedanort 8,786 Posted January 28, 2011 At Duel Academy I get laid everyday I cheat on every Duel I never got an A I've got a deck of awesome You got a deck of fail I'll challenge your ass to a duel and TAKE A SH*T! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WolfTheDemon 414 Posted January 29, 2011 Usher Yeah man So we back in the club Get that bodies rockin from side to side (si-side to side) Thank God the week is done,I feel like a zombi gone back to life (ba-back to life) Hands-up,and suddenly we all got our hands-up No control of my body Ain't i seen you before? I think I remember those eyes,eyes,eyes,eyes,e-e Cuz baby tonight the DJ got us falling in love again Yeah baby tonight the DJ got us falling in love again So dance dance Like its the last last night of your life life Im'ma get you right Cuz baby tonight the DJ got us falling in love again Keep downing drinks like this,not tomorrow not just right now now now now n-now now gonna set the roof on fire,gonna burn this mother**** down down down down d-down down Hands up when the music drops,we both put our hands up Put your hands up on my body Swear i've seen you before I think I remember those eyes,eyes,eyes,eyes,e-e Cuz baby tonight the DJ got us falling in love again Yeah baby tonight the DJ got us falling in love again So dance dance Like its the last last night of your life life Im'ma get you right Cuz baby tonight the DJ got us falling in love again [pitbull]: In the cover of the music Get naked baby I'm sorry chica Better holla at Tyronne Let him know how I jump through your foot loop scolla chica two can We're from blocka blocka o polaca Where the boys loose like a wacka flaca Ooh no man,its global was'up Colale flaca I wanna be your giant no not your dada dale abre ahi Papa Nicholas baby let me see Yo soy el cubanito que esta tostaito Yo freco,no Ok [usher]: Cuz baby tonight the DJ got us falling in love again Yeah baby tonight the DJ got us falling in love again So dance dance Like its the last last night of your life life Im'ma get you right Cuz baby tonight the DJ got us falling in love again Yeah baby tonight the DJ got us falling in love again So dance dance Like its the last last night of your life life Im'ma get you right Cuz baby tonight the DJ got us falling in love again Yeah,thank you Dj Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weedanort 8,786 Posted January 29, 2011 Yami: We're sitting here today with duelist Jaden Yuki. Jaden: Hey yo. What's up? Yami: So Jaden, what's a day in the life of Jaden Yuki like? Jaden: You sure you wanna' know? Yami: Please. Tell us! Jaden: I play card games motherf***er I'm so rad, I'm amazing. I sneak into your mom's just to see how good she's tasting. Kaiba: Damn, little man, you a crazy kid. Jaden: Yo shut the **** up and suck my prick. I'm in a 3D movie better watch it mother****ers Or I'll roll up to your house and ****ing shoot you with my brothers. H: What you want Jaden? Jaden: Some brand new cards! H: What you need Jaden? Jaden: To **** you hard! I'm knocking back a forty while I'm rolling up an ounce. If you try to front with me I'm gonna burn your ****ing house! My inner demons, yeah, you gonna' run when you see them. So play your card bitch, I'm so hot that I'm steaming! Yami: I'm sorry Jaden, but are we to believe you drink and do drugs while playing card games? Jaden: I never said I was a a role model. Yami: But what about all your fans and admirers, do you have a message for them? Jaden: All my fans and admirers, can suck my chode. It's Jaden Yuki b*tch, you gonna' take my load! You wanna' go? Well then, you best be bringing what you got. Your homies and your neighbourhood Just watch me kill the ****ing lot. To all the c**** talking s*** about my 'do H: Like a Kuriboh! Jaden: I'm gonna' ****ing kill you! H: J! Jaden: Is for Jaden! H: Y! Jaden: Is for Yuki! I'll steal your ****ing cat so I can say I've got your pussy! Yami: Wow, Jaden, I'm surprised. All this from a Slifer Red Duelist. Jaden: Well, there is a lot you may not know about me. Yami: Oh really? Eh, such as? Jaden: At Duel Academy I got laid every day I cheated every duel I never got an A I've got a deck of awesome. You've got a deck of fail. I'll challenge your ass to a duel. And take a s***! Yugi: Jaden, you are a bad ass dude. Jaden: Hell yeah!~ Yugi: And they always like to take your load When ever you ask them to And as for the drug use, well I can vouch for that. My deck is scared of you. Dude. Yami: Okey doke... One final question. Jaden, if you could play a card game, with any guy in the world, who would it- Jaden: No more ****ing questions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 513 Posted January 29, 2011 Give us the effing pantsss Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanitas 127 Posted January 30, 2011 jizz in my pants Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HelpMeRan-Sama 141 Posted January 30, 2011 You know I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm really really bad, and the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again, WHO'S BAD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protoman 1,974 Posted January 30, 2011 I come from a land down under... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haruhime 6 Posted January 30, 2011 Can't read my, can't read my, no he can reeead my poooooker faaace. :'D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protoman 1,974 Posted January 30, 2011 Bruh-bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage, bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CardCaptorDeadpool 386 Posted January 30, 2011 Points a finger at me so I point one back at 'em But not the index or pinky Or the ring or the thumb, it's the one you put up When you don't give a firetruck when you won't just put up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
