Luzzekatt 76 Posted August 13, 2009 Did you fart? Because you blew me away I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start. If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous! Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet." Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be. You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room! What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper. (O.o ... this one .. was REALLY perverted ) Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home. (AHAHA!!!!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nickjonasxx 2 Posted August 13, 2009 I like the zipper one...lol! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paranoia 494 Posted August 13, 2009 My teacher is looking at me weird cause I saw the zipper one and lol'd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kh2_rox 1 Posted August 13, 2009 lol my sis came over and read themt he hulk she laughed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cellar Door 652 Posted August 13, 2009 Oh, i know a few pick up lines Luzze. Why dont you come down later and ill tell you some? You can invite your pants down too! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
im-axel-fear-me-NOW 10 Posted August 13, 2009 lol wow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kairiwilson1 47 Posted August 13, 2009 LOL I would be tempted to use one of these on you luzze, but you'd turn me away harshly! TT.TT -emo corner- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CodedbyDays 12 Posted August 13, 2009 I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. reminds me of riku... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GoofyDonaldSora 0 Posted August 13, 2009 You want to hear a perverted one... You got 208 bones in your body want another? <3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kh2_rox 1 Posted August 13, 2009 lol nice gds lol i liek the fart oen too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xionultima 44 Posted August 13, 2009 You want to hear a perverted one... You got 208 bones in your body want another? <3 O.O WoW i'm trying to picture the kind of person that would say that ! lol! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clueless 75 Posted August 14, 2009 i dont have my library card BUT CAN I CHECK YOU OUT? *shifty face* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luzzekatt 76 Posted August 15, 2009 aaw kairi!! I'm just messing with you! D. you know I love you! D: -sounds like a lesbian- Dx and cella ... OKAY! xDDDDDDD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kairiwilson1 47 Posted August 15, 2009 Yeah, I know ya luv meh! :heart: -sounds and acts more like a lesbian than you (haha, Luna... )- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clueless 75 Posted August 16, 2009 You want to hear a perverted one... You got 208 bones in your body want another? <3 ROFLMAO HAHAHAHHAAthats perverted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luzzekatt 76 Posted August 16, 2009 here's some more : Don't be so picky... I wasn't! .Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo You sure have a great looking tooth (<--- WTF) You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? [No, why?] 'Cause I can see me in your pants My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in. [Note: for use when someone you know is getting married] Hi, I'm throwing the bachelor/bachelorette party for a friend of mine, and I need a stripper. Interested? That's a nice dog/cat/pet. Does it have a phone number? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kairiwilson1 47 Posted August 16, 2009 Hey Luzze, if I put a Death Note in my pants, would you get it out? 8D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luzzekatt 76 Posted August 16, 2009 .... ofc I would!! O__o do you have one in your pants? do you? DO YOU!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kairiwilson1 47 Posted August 16, 2009 Maaaybeeeee..... You'll have to reach in to find out! 8D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kairiwilson1 47 Posted August 16, 2009 8D Maybe it's a little more to the left~ ^~^ -sooooo going to hell- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
