I had an epiphany.

[SuperPunk 13]

So for weeks, I have had this crush on this guy who I don't even talk to. He was far from popular, he always wore saggy pants and a big puffy jacket, he had blue eyes and short dirty blond hair, almost brown. I didn't know why I fancied him. I hadn't said ONE word to the guy. Ever.

 

Then today at lunch, while scrolling on KH13, I saw him. And I had a sudden realization as to why I loved him. It made me smile at the thought and laugh a bit. However, I couldn't fight the truth.

 

 

He had Eterna's face.

[sota9 4]

I think I'm going to die from laughing.

[Amon 4,279]

This is hilarious. Oh man I really should have used the bathroom before I read this. LOL

[Luzzekatt 76]

HAHAHA!! Oh dear god!!

Good one, good one!

 

Eterna, get in here!

[xxVivaLaSugar 6]

I haven't laughed so much in ages.

[SuperPunk 13]

It's a true story. Believe it or not.

I'm still in shock that I realized this.

[Eterna 274]

Do you know where he lives? I always wanted to make love to myself.

[SuperPunk 13]

Eterna, I thought you were homosexual not asexual.

[Luzzekatt 76]

Maybe he's just narcissistic!

 

JKJKJKJKJK.

[SuperPunk 13]

Thing is, he's not gay. xDD

HELL, I DONT EVEN KNOW HIS NAME. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHERE HE LIVES?

[Think Pink 1,967]

Thing is, he's not gay. xDD

HELL, I DONT EVEN KNOW HIS NAME. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHERE HE LIVES?

 

If it's the same one you told me about, even I know his name. D<

 

And no wonder this is in Random. 8'D I lol'd.

[SuperPunk 13]

He goes to my school, Lexi

 

It can't be the guy I told you about l0l

[Kinode 3,056]

ITS ETERNA'S DROPPLEGANGER

[Luzzekatt 76]

ITS ETERNA'S DROPPLEGANGER

 

I CLAIM HIM.

[SuperPunk 13]

HAAA.

He goes to my school so he's mine

 

I must raise him to grow up to be like Eterna. Buff, sexy, have him go through a phase of smoking, and then let him go gay once I'm done with him.

[Luzzekatt 76]

HAAA.

He goes to my school so he's mine

 

I must raise him to grow up to be like Eterna. Buff, sexy, have him go through a phase of smoking, and then let him go gay once I'm done with him.

 

Can't we just make us a straight/bi Eterna? D:

So we girls can have him too!

[SuperPunk 13]

Fine. We'll keep him straight.

 

8D

 

Or bi. Since Eterna wants to have sex with himself.

[Eterna 274]

I'm disgusted by this thread!

 

Well, not really.

[SuperPunk 13]

Eterna, stop trying to hide it. Your sexy fianc

[Koko 3,944]

I'll join the threesome.

You know

so he won't turn gay.

C:

[Eterna 274]

I'll join the threesome.

You know

so he won't turn gay.

C:

 

You can get us Glasses of water when we need breaks.

[SuperPunk 13]

Gatorade is the best if you are doing physical activities.

[Koko 3,944]

 

I'll join the threesome.

You know

so he won't turn gay.

C:

 

You can get us Glasses of water when we need breaks.

 

 

As long as I can bring along my camcorder.

And I'll need some payment

[RoxSox 3,593]

Eterna, it's not long into you're going to be a global internet meme.

[SuperPunk 13]

Already done, RoxSox.

 

From AussieLand to NYC to LA and so forth. Eterna is a global sensation that's sweeping the nation.