Kingdom Hearts Dark Road Chat

[KH-Queen 13]

Bro even Brain, like if he did have kids

What a chad

[HellboundOrc 2]

Brain’s fly as firetruck, no way he didn’t get some in gothic Scala

[KH-Queen 13]

LEGIT!!!

[HellboundOrc 2]

We didn’t get the full Sigurd quote in UX

“It was decided that you would escape Daybreak Town amidst its destruction and arrive here today, where Ephemer knew you’d have the best chance of getting some based on the Book of Prophecies”

[KH-Queen 13]

💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

[Snakeskin94 13]

Ephemer, more like

[Keyblade101 526]

Well Eraqus is theorized to be Brain's grandson so of course he had kids 😂

[Snakeskin94 13]

He got himself Ephe-more bitches

[KH-Queen 13]

https://tenor.com/view/denzel-washington-training-day-smoke-gif-22279308

He put in some work if you know what I mean

[Snakeskin94 13]

He skeeted on them hoes

Whatever the firetruck that means

[HellboundOrc 2]

Ephemer and Brain watching their descendants be a married couple

[KH-Queen 13]

LMFAOOOOO

[Fragment 1]

missing link could also give us more yen sid/odin back story

[Snakeskin94 13]

I guess they boned so hard they said gay rights in the mean time

[HellboundOrc 2]

Have you seen Scala’s architecture? Ephemer definitely had some fruity friends.

[KH-Queen 13]

💯

Low-key I am very curious who are Lauriam's and Strel's parents

Because God dang, their children are GORGEOUS

Elrena too

But I know they won't be brought up :CS_why:

[HellboundOrc 2]

I’d like to know where all of the Daybreak Town kids came from. Where were the parents?

[KH-Queen 13]

Yeah it's so strange

[HellboundOrc 2]

Where’s Moogle Dad and Moogle Mom?

[KH-Queen 13]

I- 💀

Also

Well this may be the wrong chat but

How the hell did Eraqus and YX meet Yen Sid?

Eraqus was like "My old friend Yen Sid-" in BBS and I was like WAT

So did they meet him in Scala? and he wasn't shown cause Disney?

Like, I can't think of any other way

[HellboundOrc 2]

Might’ve met Yen Sid as an adult. We have that huge gap between Dark Road and when Eraqus sets up in Land of Departure

[KH-Queen 13]

True yeah

[HellboundOrc 2]

If we see Yen Sid in Missing Link I imagine he’ll already be a retired master. I don’t think we’ll see him out and about with a keyblade. Disney might take up issue with that lol

Oops wrong game, corrected

[KH-Queen 13]

Lol they don't want him to be badass

[HellboundOrc 2]

Of course, I say that yet they let Square turn their golden child Mickey into a complex character