your moma joke contest

[Cyber Shaman 990]

ok heres a your mama joke contest rules

rule#1 don't get offended it's just a joke

 

rule#2 you can post videos

 

that's all the rules the contest now. starting with me:

 

your mamas teeth is yellow that I can't believe it not butter!

[guillus 3]

well your mama is so fat that when she gave birth to you they had to do liposuction to get you out of there.

[Deadshot 666]

Well your mother is a broken-down tub of junk with more gentleman callers than the operator

[khoathkeeper13 429]

Well your momma's so fat that she has her own zip code

[Tsunamo 62]

Your momma's so fat not even a Black hole can suck her in.

[Eterna 274]

Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it

[khkeyblader1 0]

Your momma so fat when she stepped on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

[ObsidianEagle 103]

your momma's so fat, when she steps on the beach she falls straight through the sand

[heartless101 83]

Your momma's so stupid that when she was locked in a matress store during the night she asked "Now where am I going to sleep?"

[Lightning 0]

^ Maybe she was trying to decide which matress to sleep on? o.O

 

Your mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

[heartless101 83]

Yo momma's so fat that when she stepped on scale, she said "Hey that's my adress!"

[Cyber Shaman 990]

your mamma is so fat that when she weight herself on the scale, it said: To be continue

[luckey charm 0]

yo momma so fat that when she went swimming a baby blue whale came up to her and said "mama"

[Cyber Shaman 990]

your mamma is so poor that when somebody steped on her cigarette she said:

[kingdumbfarts 16]

yo mama is so weird that milk sqirts out of her butt