Eterna 274 Posted November 15, 2010 Yo mamma so dumb she thought I loved her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxasStalker 11 Posted November 15, 2010 Yo mama's so hairy that you were born with rugburn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ventuswind 4 Posted November 17, 2010 Yo mamma so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Villi1997 1,832 Posted July 7, 2013 Yo mama is so fat, that Stephen Hawking based his Black hole theory on her ass! 1 Cyber Shaman reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyber Shaman 990 Posted July 7, 2013 (edited) Yo mama's like Humpty Dumpty... first she gets humped, then she gets dumped. Edited July 10, 2013 by Noel Vermilion Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted July 7, 2013 Yo mama sooooo stupid she thought writting theory in string made her smart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
princessnamine 232 Posted July 8, 2013 (edited) Yo mama can never beat Dawny's Riku Doll's adorableness Edited July 8, 2013 by princessnamine Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted July 9, 2013 Yo mama sooooo ugly that when a cop saw her, he arrested her even though she had an alibi. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sora 2,184 Posted July 10, 2013 Your moms like a squirrel, her mouth is always filled with nuts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyber Shaman 990 Posted July 10, 2013 Yo moms so stupid that she puts newspaper on the t.v and calls it "Paper view" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jilly Shears 2,144 Posted July 10, 2013 Yo mama so old she sat behind Cain and Abel in the 2nd grade. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sora 2,184 Posted July 10, 2013 Yo mama so ugly when she was born they tried pushing her back in Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyber Shaman 990 Posted July 10, 2013 Yo mama's like a Mr. Bucket, balls are always popping out of her mouth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sora 2,184 Posted July 10, 2013 Yo mama so stupid she studied for a drug test Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyber Shaman 990 Posted July 10, 2013 your mom is like a bowling ball, she gets fingered and chucked in the gutter and always comes back for more Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sora 2,184 Posted July 10, 2013 (edited) Yo mamas so greasy you can butter your popcorn off of her leg hair Edited July 10, 2013 by Sora. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyber Shaman 990 Posted July 10, 2013 Yo mama's like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sora 2,184 Posted July 10, 2013 Yo mamas like a shotgun, two cocks then she'll blow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyber Shaman 990 Posted July 10, 2013 Yo mama's like a bungee cord... 100 dollars for 30 seconds and if that rubber breaks, your ass is dead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sora 2,184 Posted July 10, 2013 Yo mama so fat she got more rolls than an Italian bakery Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted July 10, 2013 Yo mama soooo dumb, Billy often called her an idiot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyber Shaman 990 Posted July 10, 2013 Your Mom is so fat she sells shade in the summer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sora 2,184 Posted July 10, 2013 Yo mama so fat she fell off both sides of the bed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jilly Shears 2,144 Posted July 10, 2013 Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family tree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sora 2,184 Posted July 10, 2013 Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
