Welcome to my spooky thread of fantastical predictions, using my superior sexy brain I shall stare into the void and attempt to see what lies in your future!

 

I'm also wearing this:

 

Now post, and I shall see what the spirit world tells me!

O wise Eterna.

 

wut my future be? c:

Will I ever be the very best?

That no one ever was?

 

No

If the square root of pie is 1, then what am I?

 

Also, what is my destiny?

 

Your destiny is conflicted. And by that I mean I cant decide if you should die from starvation at Wal mart, or if you get stoned to death by Monkeys in Pakistan

 

O wise Eterna.

 

wut my future be? c:

 

You will move to Sweden 5 years from now and take up the fine art of bee Keeping.

Eventually, you will start your own brand of Honey and become rich and famous.

 

But as fate would have it, the wealth would go to your head and you will start working your Bee's too hard. They will rebel against you and form an unstoppable army. You will face them alone, armed with a can of bug spray. You will fell many Bee's that day.

 

They will eventually overtake you, and you will cease to be, and the bee's you raise will continue there war march, killing thousands.

Will VenRoxKH love me?

Will I ever be able to ride in the front seat of a car?

Will I be a female Italian plumber?

Will I get the lead in the school play? wellnotwithOliviaauditioning..

name my destiny oh wise domo. *bows*

 

Will I ever be the very best?

That no one ever was?

 

No

If the square root of pie is 1, then what am I?

 

Also, what is my destiny?

 

Your destiny is conflicted. And by that I mean I cant decide if you should die from starvation at Wal mart, or if you get stoned to death by Monkeys in Pakistan

 

Well, that sucks...

Eterna will I ever get laid? Also will I always use red font?

ETERNA? I WANT TO KNOW THESE THINGSSS. D:

calm down, I lost my crystal ball and have not found it yet.

But when I do secrets shall be revealed!

 

ooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOO!

calm down, I lost my crystal ball and have not found it yet.

But when I do secrets shall be revealed!

 

ooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOO!

 

 

Yes, I am bored.

When will I be famous?

Will VenRoxKH love me?

Will I ever be able to ride in the front seat of a car?

Will I be a female Italian plumber?

Will I get the lead in the school play? wellnotwithOliviaauditioning..

 

Yes, but only after I'm done with her

No, 2 years from now cars become obsolete

Yes

No, you will play as a Female Italian Plumber

 

name my destiny oh wise domo. *bows*

 

You will work in a cheese whiz factory.

Eterna will I ever get laid? Also will I always use red font?

 

Yes you will get laid, many times in fact, you become a male prostitute; and yes you will always use the same font.

 

 

When will I be famous?

 

When Hell Freezes over.

So 13 years from now, global warming does some crazy ass shiz

Will I be a lesbian or a normal girl?

Please tell me Oh mad Domo-kun Great Eterna

I need to know! Will I really be a serial killer?

Please tell me Wise Eterna.

 

Will VenRoxKH love me?

Will I ever be able to ride in the front seat of a car?

Will I be a female Italian plumber?

Will I get the lead in the school play? wellnotwithOliviaauditioning..

 

Yes, but only after I'm done with her

No, 2 years from now cars become obsolete

 

YOU IZ GONNA BE MARRIED. D:

THEN WHAT BE MY DESTINY, SIR?

Ooooooo~ What will my future be?

KIND ETERNA, WHAT SHALL MY FUTURE BE? WILL I BE RICH, AND WILL I STILL LOVE CAPS LOCK?

will i catch 'em all? And end up in australia stalking a gay and engaged/married user of KH13?

Oh wise Eterna how shall I die?

Wise guy Eterna, what is my future?

Ya, uh, hey, i left a topic saying i was leaving, but i saw this thread, and wonder...

 

what would happen if i stayed?

will I ever get to have sex come on man you got to tell me this.

Oh great Eterna, shall Koko ever lose her humor?

Were waiting.

We're waiting.

 

You forgot the apostrophe, m'dear. c: