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Eterna

Eterna Reads your future.

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I am leading a one man resistance against the Twilight and Bieber fangirls. What shall be my fate?

 

Death by snoo snoo

 

FFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

 

So I was just joking about that. What is my life really going to end up like?

 

You will get married, have 16 kids and then die a grandfather.

 

Sorry, your future is kinda boring.

 

Hey, if I end up having 16 kids, then I must be doing something right bowchickabowwow.

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Will I ever be the very best?

That no one ever was?

 

No

If the square root of pie is 1, then what am I?

 

Also, what is my destiny? xD

 

Your destiny is conflicted. And by that I mean I cant decide if you should die from starvation at Wal mart, or if you get stoned to death by Monkeys in Pakistan

 

O wise Eterna.

 

wut my future be? c:

 

You will move to Sweden 5 years from now and take up the fine art of bee Keeping.

Eventually, you will start your own brand of Honey and become rich and famous.

 

But as fate would have it, the wealth would go to your head and you will start working your Bee's too hard. They will rebel against you and form an unstoppable army. You will face them alone, armed with a can of bug spray. You will fell many Bee's that day.

 

They will eventually overtake you, and you will cease to be, and the bee's you raise will continue there war march, killing thousands.

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Will I ever be the very best?

That no one ever was?

 

No

If the square root of pie is 1, then what am I?

 

Also, what is my destiny? xD

 

Your destiny is conflicted. And by that I mean I cant decide if you should die from starvation at Wal mart, or if you get stoned to death by Monkeys in Pakistan

 

Well, that sucks...

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calm down, I lost my crystal ball and have not found it yet.

But when I do secrets shall be revealed!

 

ooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOO!

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Will VenRoxKH love me?

Will I ever be able to ride in the front seat of a car?

Will I be a female Italian plumber?

Will I get the lead in the school play? wellnotwithOliviaauditioning..

 

Yes, but only after I'm done with her

No, 2 years from now cars become obsolete

Yes

No, you will play as a Female Italian Plumber

 

name my destiny oh wise domo. *bows*

 

You will work in a cheese whiz factory.

Eterna will I ever get laid? Also will I always use red font?

 

Yes you will get laid, many times in fact, you become a male prostitute; and yes you will always use the same font.

 

 

When will I be famous?

 

When Hell Freezes over.

So 13 years from now, global warming does some crazy ass shiz

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Will VenRoxKH love me?

Will I ever be able to ride in the front seat of a car?

Will I be a female Italian plumber?

Will I get the lead in the school play? wellnotwithOliviaauditioning..

 

Yes, but only after I'm done with her

No, 2 years from now cars become obsolete

 

YOU IZ GONNA BE MARRIED. D:

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