Corrupt a wish

[Omerta 0]

Granted, but your jealous of his keyblade, and you keeld him.

I wish my computer would stop double-posting...

[Felicitas 4]

Granted, but now it triple posts

I wish I could whack Vexen on the head with his own weapon

[Omerta 0]

Granted, but you keeled him, and Org. 13 is after you now.

I wish I had more reps.

[Stardustblade358 806]

Granted,but then you would hev so many reps w=you would be banned by over-awsomness.

 

I wish I could have unlimited candy.

[Felicitas 4]

Granted, but you drowned in the sea of endless candy

I wish I could eat Sea-Salt ice cream

[Omerta 0]

Granted but it's too salty

I wish MF would die.

[Think Pink 1,967]

Granted, but MF was replaced with UMF (undefeatable mysterious figure)

 

I wish that I could

[Felicitas 4]

Granted, but you fell down the stairs

I wish I had some grilled cheese

[Stardustblade358 806]

Granted,but the cheese came to life and ate you.

 

I wish that I could become a cat.

[Koko 3,944]

Granted, but you were run over by a car.

 

I wish I could actually speak French.

[SuperPunk 13]

Granted, but you can't speak any other language.

 

I wish Nomura would draw an AkuRoku picture

[Koko 3,944]

Granted, but it was a threesome with Mansex.

/shot

 

I wish Monster would have a scene with a nekkid Johan.

<3

[Think Pink 1,967]

Granted, but the whole thing was blurred.

 

I wish that I was blue like in Avatar.

[Felicitas 4]

Granted, but the government thought you had a deadly diease and put you in a lab for testing

I wish I could change into a lion cub

[Koko 3,944]

Granted, but they put you in a zoo.

 

I wish Johan x Tenma was canon.

[Think Pink 1,967]

Granted, but then you hated it.

 

I wish I was richhh. D:

[Felicitas 4]

Granted, but then the government start taxing you more

I wish for a Kingdom Hearts theme park

[Stardustblade358 806]

Granted,but then so many people came,the tickets to enter ran out for life.

 

I wish I was a giant squid.

[Koko 3,944]

Granted, but you were sushi.

 

I wish people would stop corrupting my wishes.

[Zero 9]

Granted, but you die

 

I wish I was loved.

[Omerta 0]

Granted, but your loved by your mother only.

I wish I had some bacon.

[SuperPunk 13]

Granted, but you die of a heart attack.

 

I wish I had Re:Coded D:

[Think Pink 1,967]

Granted, but a space monkey ate it before you could play.

 

I wish the space monkey would just give it to me. D:

[SuperPunk 13]

Granted, but he gav you raep.

 

I wish Lexi would love me D:

[Think Pink 1,967]

Granted, but there's no catch because she does.

 

I wish Vanny would WAKE UP in your siggy. D: