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Felicitas

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Granted, but then you became an alien and kidnapped children.

 

I wish i was Alex Mercer Or James Heller. (W00T FOR ALEX BIENG BAD GUY IN NEW PROTOTYPE!)

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wait how the hell can god turn in to a alien whatever granted but someone shot you there i wish to have all the gummy candys in the world

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But you got raped for your smexiness and promptly died of a sexually-transmitted pathogen. INFECTION: SPREAD THE DISEASE.

 

I wish I could fix any problem I ever had, have had, and will have instantly.

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And you promptly imagined Saix in a dominatrix suit with c-cup breast and pointy needles oozing curdled milk out of them into your eyeballs. While she fills your anus.

 

I wish I was in Team Fortress 2. And had guns.

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But you still got the revoltingly-pointy man-tits.

 

I wish I could turn my self into a live, human-sized explosive by saying "Beetlejuice juiceBeetle Beetlejuice"

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Granted but you were only a back up voice actor in case one of the other VA couldn't do it

I wish I was able sto change my arm into an awesome looking claw

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