Corrupt a wish

[khoathkeeper13 429]

Granted but he will murder you in your sleep

I wish I could meet a bunch of people from KH

[HelpMeRan-Sama 141]

Granted, but he bit your ass off

I wish Ven and Vanitas were my husbands, and they won't fight /shot

[RoxAs Is Wise 7]

Gran... wait, that's just impossible

Granted, instead of fighting each other they make coalition to kill you

 

I wish I have an idea what to wish for

[Cyber Shaman 990]

I wish to meet aqua in real life so that I could..... never mind. But I wish aqua was real cause she's really hot

[RoxSox 3,593]

She's a lifeless drawing.

 

 

I sure wish I had a sandwhich.

[heartless101 83]

Granted but it has raw meat in it

I wish that my cousins were here

[RoxasStalker 11]

Granted, by they brought an axe and cut off your head.

 

I wish I was a dragon.

[RoxSox 3,593]

Granted, but you accidentally scolded yourself with flame breath.

 

Gosh, I really do wish I had a monkey.

[heartless101 83]

Granted, but it would throw bannana peels at your head that'll explode

I wish that I had a painting of the Grand Canyon

[Stardustblade358 806]

Granted,but then it turned out to be a portal to the Grand Canyon itself and you got sucked in and fell and died.

 

I wish I had a donut.

[RoxasStalker 11]

Granted, but you got hooked on donuts till you got so fat, you exploded.

 

I wish I were an oscerminer weiner. (did I spell that right?)

[HelpMeRan-Sama 141]

Granted, but it was poisonous and you died cuz you ate it.

I wish Flandre would kill me

[RoxasStalker 11]

Granted, but you are now dead./Fail

 

I wish that I never had to do school work again.

[HelpMeRan-Sama 141]

Granted, but everyone died of hunger because they don't know how to cook. (wutisthisidon'teven)

I wish Roxas and Axel Fan will be my partner in crime when I go rob a bank next time

[Cyber Shaman 990]

granted, but they kill you in your sleep. I wish that me and aqua were dating and every day we would do it

[RoxasStalker 11]

Granted, but you got her pregnant and the baby ate you.

 

I wish I had a cookie.

[heartless101 83]

Granted but the cookie contained ghost chilies, jabeneros, jalopenos and your mouth exploded

I wish that people would cuss without others getting pissed off

[Lightning 0]

Granted but cussing became legal in elementary schools and the children now cuss non stop.

I wish my FF13 game would work!

[Stardustblade358 806]

Granted.But then the rest of your video games wouldn't ever work again.

 

I wish I had a pony.

[Lightning 0]

Granted but you fell off and broke your neck.

I wish I was dating Lightning!

[Stardustblade358 806]

Granted.But then she got in a bad mood and killed you.

 

I wish I was dating...KAITO!~/failforbeingaKaitofangirl.

[Chaosx 113]

Granted but you get killed when orphan comes after you 2 on your honeymoon

 

I WISH I COULD GIVE TACO FLAVORED KEESES!!!

[Lightning 0]

Granted but your girl dumped you

I wish I had an amazing avatar.

[Cyber Shaman 990]

granted, but someone hacked you and got you banned.I wish that halo reach was real

[Lightning 0]

 

Granted but you got blown by a Carbine. [HEADSHOT MUCH?]

I wish I can be shot, but still live! That'd give me a story to tell the grandkids 60 years from now!