Corrupt a wish

[Felicitas 4]

Not really sure if someone already did something like this but that's besides the point. Okay now this is something I got from another website I'm on. The idea is grant a person their wish but you gotta twist it around in some way then after that you make your own wish like:

 

Person 1: I wish I could fly

Person 2: Granted but you got caught in the engine of a plane

I wish I have unlimited tacos

 

It's a game of wishes and corruptions that never ends!!!

The only rules is to follow the ToS, be nice to others as possible, and keep cussin' to a minimun or you shall face the wrath of my cuss cup! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

Now I'll start it off :

 

I wish I had laser vision

[Stardustblade358 806]

Granted,but then it got out of control and you melted your eyes by mistake.

 

I wish Ventus was real.

[SuperPunk 13]

Granted. But you have to wait a bazillion years before he wakes up. Pray you don't die.

 

I wish AkuRoku was in KH 8D

[Koko 3,944]

Granted, but then Roxas leaves Axel for Riku.

 

I wish Vanitas would raep me c:

 

/shot

[Stardustblade358 806]

Granted.But then when he finds out that you're going to have his child.He kills you.

 

I wish Axel would be in my closet.

[SuperPunk 13]

NUUUUUU.

Granted, but he'd burn all your clothes.

I wish Vanitas would totally raep Sora.

[Koko 3,944]

Granted, but then Riku would get pissed and kill Vanitas and Sora.

 

I wish Kaiso would accept my love.

[SuperPunk 13]

Granted, but you will never touch her boobs.

 

I wish Bush never existed.

-tryputtingadamperonthat-

[Felicitas 4]

Granted, but a time paradox happened causing the world to implode

 

I wish I had cookies

[heartless101 83]

Granted, but you will never touch her boobs.

 

I wish Bush never existed.

-tryputtingadamperonthat-

 

Granted I hate Bush but then Republicans would get totally pissed off

 

Granted, but then the Cookie Monster would chase you

I wish that I spoke Japanese

[Omerta 0]

Granted, but you used it so much, that you forgot english.

I wish I had a 3DS

[heartless101 83]

Granted but then it explodes because you got it from a Geniehhhhhhhhh /shot

I wish I was like Dr. Octogonopus

[Omerta 0]

Granted, but it only lasts 10 seconds.

I wish I had a working boomerang.

[Stardustblade358 806]

(Shouldn't this be clasified as a forum game?)

 

Granted.but then the bommerang was made out of steel and cutted your had off when it returned to you.

 

I wish Demyx was under my bed.

[Omerta 0]

Granted, but when you slept he stabbed you.

I wish I was Nomura

[SuperPunk 13]

Granted but you are hated by Americans for making games exclusive to the Japanese.

 

I wish Sora didn't kill the Organization D:

[Omerta 0]

Granted, But when they came back, they killed YOU!

I wish I wasn't Nomura anymore

[Stardustblade358 806]

Granted.But then the japanese would be angry because you impersinated Nomura.

 

I wish all of us (entire site) could go to the same school together.

[SuperPunk 13]

Granted, but we would all kill each other with KH debates.

I wish I wasn't sick >.>

[Omerta 0]

Granted, but you gave your sickness to everyone in your family.

I wish I was a genius.

[Stardustblade358 806]

Granted.But then every single KH playes in the universe want to kill you.

 

I wish I could wield a keyblade.

[Omerta 0]

Granted, but your keyblade has 1 strength.

I wish I could be a character in KH.

[SuperPunk 13]

Granted but you have to be Aqua.

 

I wish Kairi would die. 8D

[Omerta 0]

Granted, but you made me cry =(

I wish Kairi would come back!

[SuperPunk 13]

That's not such a bad twist 8D

 

Granted but no one remembers or cares about her so she turns emo.

 

I wish Roxas would go back with Axel and Xion.