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"All I can do is be me. Whoever that is."

 

"A day without laughter is a day wasted."

 

"My friends are my power and I'm their's!" -not by Sora. Ventus.-

 

"Got it memorized?" -GTFO if you don't know-

 

"Are sins...ever forgiven..?" -Cloud

 

"I wanted to see Roxas. He made me feel...like I had a heart... It's kind of...funny..." -Axel

 

"I've looked everywhere for you!" -Sora

 

"See you, Axel..."

"See you...partner..."

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Squall from FF 8 (But the past is the past... it's over, done with.) "Despite what truth we find, it's not going to change the present."

from FF 10 Rikku: Memories are nice, but that's all they are.

Edward Elric from fullmetal alchemist: When I was certain he was going to kill me, my mind went blank, and I didn't have any hope anymore. All I could do was scream my lungs out. I felt so helpless, I couldn't even bring myself to believe someone might save me. And then you showed up Al, and I realized that if we don't take care of each other then no one else will. So I'll do anything in my power to get our bodies back, even if it means being the militaries lap dog. And we'll just have to hope our powers are good enough to help us rise above our own limits. Because we're not Gods, we're humans, tiny insignificant humans. Who couldn't even save a little girl.

KH: Riku: How'm I supposed to face everyone?

Sora: Like this!

[makes a weird face]

Riku: [laughs]

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My favorite Verse. Romans 3:16- For the wages of sin is death. But the free gift of God is eternal life through Lord Jesus Christ.

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From the movie Legion:

Old Lady: But what about the baby?

Woman (Forgot her name): I have it under control.

Old Lady: But its gonna burn.

Woman: What?

Old Lady: I said, your baby's gonna F***en burn.

Woman: F*** you lady.

*Woman goes into backroom.*

Man (I think her dad. Not sure): What's wrong?

The two men look out in the diner.

Old lady eats raw steak.

Old Lady: All the baby's are gonna f***en burn.

Other Woman: Gladice? (I remembered the old lady's name!!)

Gladice: Shut up you **************. (Its multiple curse words. Not one big one.) All you do is complain complain complain!

Other Woman's Husband: Don't talk to my wife like that. I demand an apology.

*Husband walks over to Gladice.*

Gladice jumps at the Husband and bites huge chunk out of his neck.*

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This may not sound funny at all, and probably stupid. But go on Youtube, and type Legion Creepy Old Lady Scene.

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"dead men tell no tells" pirates of the Caribbean

 

"Do ya fear death?" Davy Jones

 

"got it memorized?" Axel

 

"What you see is what you get. I'm sonic the hedgehog" sonic

 

"to the promised land" Sephiroth

 

"I am the ultimate life form" Shadow

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Ocelot: So this is the legendary Boss? We meet at last.

KGB Soldier: You-you're from the Ocelot unit of Spetsnaz. What's a GRU soldier doing here?

Ocelot: Soldier?

KGB Soldier: He's the Ocelot Commander.

Ocelot: Ha! That's Major Ocelot to you... and don't you forget it.

KGB Soldier: Sokolov is ours. Now get out of here.

Ocelot: An ocelot never lets its prey escape.

KGB Soldier: What?

[Ocelot kills them all with his makarov]

Ocelot: I can't say it feels good to kill a comrade, even if it is for the GRU

 

Naked Snake: But, that was some fancy shooting. You're pretty good.

Ocelot: Pretty good...

[passes out]

 

Ocelot: 12 shots... this time, I've got 12 shots

 

The Sorrow: This world is one of sadness. Battle brings death. Death brings sorrow. The living may not hear them. Their voices may fall upon deaf ears. But make no mistake - the dead... are not silent

 

The Boss: [hands Snake the Philosopher's Legacy, as she lays dying] Take this... keep it safe. It's our only hope.

[hands snake her Patriot machine gun]

Naked Snake: A Patriot? Why are you giving me this?

The Boss: Jack... or should I say Snake... you're a wonderful man. Kill me now. There's only room for one snake and one boss

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"Too much hope is the opposite of despair, an overpowering love may consume you in the end.." - Vincent Valentine, FFVII.

 

OH COME ON. ISN'T THAT EPIC?! D:

 

"We live to make the impossible possible!" - Lightning, FFXIII.

 

Meh, I'll post more later I guess.

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"Too much hope is the opposite of despair, an overpowering love may consume you in the end.." - Vincent Valentine, FFVII.

 

OH COME ON. ISN'T THAT EPIC?! D:

 

I have to agree, that was an epic quote :)

 

Random Girl No.1; OMG YOU WORK AT Mcdonalds eeewwww, when's your lunch break?

 

Random Girl No. 2; At Mcdonalds, it's always lunchtime (pushes 4 year old) MOVE BITCH IT'S MY TURN ON THE SWING!!!!!!!

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"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two..."

-Sir Norman Wisdom

 

"A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah."

-Ronald Reagan

 

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

-Albert Einstein

 

"SH*TTTT, it's old peoples day? What, now we're stuck with plastic Toms and actual wooden pencils?"

-My BFF Lacy

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My friends jokes sound perverted, but they're less creepy than you'd think. xD

 

(I accidentaly squirted her bag of pickles with my apple juice at lunch)

"Heh, you squirted my pickle."

-Hannah

 

(There are there little panda snack things with a teensy hole at the bottom, and chocolate comes out. <8D)

"Suck the hole!"

-Leigh

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Psycho:

Norman Bates: She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?

Marion Crane: Yes. Sometimes just one time can be enough.

 

Norman Bates: A boy's best friend is his mother

 

Norman Bates: Are you sure you wouldn't like to stay just a little while longer? Just for talk?

 

Marion Crane: Wouldn't it be better if you put her... someplace.

Norman Bates: You mean an institution? A madhouse?

Marion Crane: No, I didn't mean it like...

Norman Bates: [suddenly angry] People always call a madhouse "someplace", don't they? "Put her in someplace."

Marion Crane: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to sound so uncaring.

Norman Bates: What do you know about caring? Have you ever seen the inside of one of those places? The laughing, and the tears, and those cruel eyes studying you? My mother there?

[subdued tone]

Norman Bates: Oh, but she's harmless. She's as harmless as one of those stuffed birds.

Marion Crane: I tried to mean well.

Norman Bates: People always mean well. They cluck their thick tongues, and shake their heads and suggest, oh, so very delicately.

Back to the future quotes

George McFly: Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain.

 

[in the past, Marty observes his dad's incompetence]

Marty McFly: Jesus, George, it was a wonder I was even born.

 

Dr. Emmett Brown: If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.

 

Marty McFly: Wait a minute, Doc, are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me?

Dr. Emmett Brown: Precisely.

Marty McFly: Whoa, this is heavy.

Dr. Emmett Brown: There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?

 

Biff Tannen: Since you're new here, I-I'm gonna cut you a break... today. So, why don't you make like a tree and get outta here?

 

Dr. Emmett Brown: Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

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Rorschach: None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with *ME*!

Rorschach: Rorschach's Journal: October 12th, 1985. Tonight, a comedian died in New York.

Rorschach: [reading from journal] Rorschach's Journal. October 12th, 1985: Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."

 

"Go ahead, make my day"

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Bandou: "If anyone ever gives you any trouble, call that number. I'll firetruckin' kill 'em for ya." -Elfen Lied

 

Lloyd: "It's a magical feeling Harry," Harry: "What feeling?" Lloyd: "You know, the one where you'd do just about anything in the world to bone her." Harry: "That's a special feeling, Lloyd." -Dumb And Dumber

 

Ned: "I'm gonna fight you Steve!" (Steve hits Ned in the face) Steve: "You never say I'm gonna fight you Steve, you just smile and act natural and then you sucker punch him." - Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou

 

Christain: "Hey Hud, Do you think mothers ever run out of breast milk?" Me: "uh, I think it like regenerates, man." Christian: "Good, cuz i thought i was gonna run out yesterday." - My old friend

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O RLY?

- o rly owl

 

"I, who stand in the full? light of the heavens command thee, who opens the gates of Hell, come forth divine lightning!"

"This ends now! SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER!!"

Iku Nagae. She has an awesome theme that sounds like some superhero music xD

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"Life sucks and then you die. I wish I could've been so lucky" - Jacob Black, Twilight.

"Look at me! The monster inside me has grown this big!" - Johan Liebert, Monster.

 

c: Those are the two I remeber the most.

 

you stole one of mine.....xD

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((lolrevival))

 

"No friends, no home... I have nothing now! I'm completely alone!" - Lucy, Elfen Lied

"You know who isn't human? You know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!" - Lucy, Elfen Lied

"No more! I'm scared! I'm scared, I don't wanna do it anymore! Please stop! Don't do it!" - Lucy or Nana (notsure)

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