Eterna 274 Posted October 13, 2010 So you think you had a hard childhood? Well, screw you. It's got nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked me out of the house before I was 13, and I never even met my dad. My only friend until I was 10 was the dumb prick next door who would always beat the hell out of me and tell me I'm worthless. It's not like I had a choice; the town had a population of no more than nine. I kid you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from one place to another, trying to get along with people who didn't even want me. You think that's the worst? My only friend was a 30-year-old Asian guy. The only reason he kept me around was because he thought I could help him get laid, or something like that. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this hot ginger chick. She's as flat as a pancake, sure, but damn - she's a total nymph! She must also be a sadist too; she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet. But the bane of my existence came not from the pain and emptyness in my life, but rather from this weird-ass adult couple that always seemed to follow us around. You know these types of couples who are absolutely sickening - they wear matching outfits and finish each others' sentances? Yeah, they were like that. And they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying; I swear the thing would never shut the hell up. Like I said, I kept moving from town to town, getting into fights with other kids my age. And sometimes even adults as much as three times my age, too. The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a Pok Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tricia-chan 42 Posted October 13, 2010 ....... Oh my God! xDD I get it now! Up until the last sentence, I was wondering why this was in Random. :'D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Space Cowboy 1,392 Posted October 13, 2010 ROFLMAO. Dude. This is win. Oh my god Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Liraxus 4 Posted October 13, 2010 This is made of epic pure win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VENROXAS 152 Posted October 13, 2010 Zomg I was like when I read the last sentence Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roxaskeybladeart55 72 Posted October 13, 2010 You're gonna catch em all! And then imagine the looks on they're faces. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxSox 3,593 Posted October 13, 2010 A ginger chick? Ew. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stardustblade358 806 Posted October 13, 2010 OMG!This is SO FUNNY! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Liraxus 4 Posted October 13, 2010 Enjoy capturing Mew! Flying before that trainer see's you will be mighty tricky! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxasStalker 11 Posted October 14, 2010 I laughed so hard when I read that last sentence Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hige Unari 5 Posted October 14, 2010 dang you sure had me fooled!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chaosx 113 Posted October 24, 2010 o...m...g... lolzx. teeheehee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Omerta 0 Posted October 24, 2010 Dude this just made my day! And it's only 3 A.M Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luzzekatt 76 Posted October 24, 2010 OH MY DEAR GOD LMFAO! Eterna, I f-ing love you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Think Pink 1,967 Posted October 24, 2010 I take my Pokemon VERY seriously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Felicitas 4 Posted October 24, 2010 Wait wut? ....oh. OH. OH! I get it now! LOLMAO Nice, I dub this an epic win! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HelpMeRan-Sama 141 Posted October 26, 2010 pffffffft now I get why you posted this in Random XDDDDDD Oh well I wish you good luck in findin' Ho-oh /shot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinode 3,056 Posted October 26, 2010 Ohh, ohhh!!!!! GIME AN ARCEUS JK this is pure-epic-motherfiretrucking-win Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
