Zexion 4 Posted October 9, 2010 Kingdom Hearts: The Abridged Project (Episode 1) [sora's eyes open lazily, looking up towards the sky. He then looks up and is startled by Kairi] Sora: Ah! Bitch! -Oh hey, Kairi. Kairi: Sora, you lazy bum, I knew I'd find you snoozing down here. Sora: So? Kairi: Sora, you laaaaazy bum. Sora: Hey Kairi, wanna play a game called Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zexion 4 Posted October 9, 2010 Kingdom Hearts: The Abridged Project (Episode 2) [A black screen appears and the subtitles to Sora's voice over begin] Sora (Voice Over): Tonight's episode is all about equality for all people. Men, women, gay, straight, black, Jewish...uhhh, Latin...Puerto Rican, maybe. Ummm...black? Yeah. Aw, who am I kidding...get on with the racism! [intro] Selphie: Hey Kairi! Remember that time we did that thing? Kairi: With that thing? Selphie: And he had that big thing? Kairi: That thing was disgusting! Selphie: I know, right!? I wouldn't touch that thing with a ten foot pole! [sora comes in] Sora: Hey guys. Selphie: Hey Sora, we were just talking about you! Sora: Reeeally? [sora's mind drifts off] Selphie: Hey Kairi! Remember that time we did Sora!? Kairi: Oh yeah! And he did that thing! Selphie: And he had that big penis!? Kairi: That thing was disgusting-ly huge! Selphie: I know, right!? I'd totally touch that with my ten foot hole. [Comes back to reality] Sora: Yep, that's how it happened. Selphie: Uhhh... Kairi: Sora, what are you even doing here? Sora: Actually, I'm looking for the plot, have you seen it? Kairi: I think Riku took it and had sex with it. Sora: And yet, I'm not surprised. [scene randomly changes to Sora standing on the pier where it is dark and storming] Sora: How in the hell did I get here? Did we just skip a half-hour with of gameplay? [sora turns and sees Riku] Sora: Riku!? What are you doing here? Riku: The door...has opened... Sora: What? Riku: The door has opened, Sora! Sora: Did you break in to our supply of shrooms? Riku: The door...has opened... Sora: Yeah...I got that. Riku: The door has opened, Sora! Sora: JESUS CHRIST, I GOT IT! ...wait...where's the plot? I thought it was with you! Riku: The plot's coming with us! Sora: Oh okay. Riku: This may be our only chance...we may never see our parents again. Sora: We have parents? [Cuts to a scene where Sora is on his bed] Sora's Mom: Dumbass, dinner is ready, come on down! Dumbass? [Cuts back to Sora] Sora: Oh yeah. Riku: Are you coming? Sora: Just so long as I don't have to grab your hand in a really dramatic slow-mo sequence. [Cuts to the scene where Riku is in the ocean and Sora reaches for him] Riku: Dammit Sora! Stop using flashbacks for filler! That's Naruto's job! Sora: Sorry. [Riku reaches his hand out] Sora: I f*cking knew it! [sora reaches and misses his hand] Sora: Dammit! [Riku is absorbed into the darkness] [sora stands on the pier] Sora: Okay, this is a bunch of bullshit! I am calling my manager tomorrow and- [A giant key appears in his hand] Sora: Shiny! [Random subtitles appear] (So much to do...so little time) Sora: What the...? (Are you prepared) Sora: Am I supposed to be able to hear you or... (Dammit Sora....just answer the question) Sora: No. (Sora...) Sora: No! (That's it Sora, you're grounded!) Sora: So!? (No Playstation 3 for a month! And as for your phone, forget about it!) Sora: Nooo! (Okay, I can't be that mean) Sora: Phew... (Yes I can...GROUNDED!) Sora: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (Hahahaha!) Sora: ...you're a dick! [Heartless pop up] Sora: Well, this sucks. [sora attacks a few, then the screen goes black] [A caption appears saying Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zexion 4 Posted October 9, 2010 Kingdom Hearts: The Abridged Project (Episode 3) [black screen starts the episode saying Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zexion 4 Posted October 9, 2010 Kingdom Hearts: The Abridged Project (Episode 4) Sora: Hey kids! Guess what!? [screen stays on Sora but you hear a deep, over exaggerated man's voice coming from off-screen] Voice: Whaaat!? Sora: We're going to be doing a very super-amazing-totally-not-a-cheap-knock-off-because-we-couldn't-think-of-anything-else episode! Voice: What's it about? Sora: I'm glad you asked, small child! It's about music! Voice: Moo-sic? Sora: That's right! Music! We're gonna have a singing competition episode! Voice: Uhhh... Sora: So after the episode, go to the comment section below and tell us what you want your favorite cast member to sing! If they know it...and it isn't gay- [shows a picture of the Jonas brother's with a red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tricia-chan 42 Posted October 9, 2010 I wub oo. Very funnies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanitas 127 Posted October 9, 2010 its hilarious Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zexion 4 Posted October 9, 2010 Thank you! Both of you! Glad you enjoy! ;D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxSox 3,593 Posted October 15, 2010 This shit is CLASS. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
