Cellar Door 652 Posted July 27, 2009 Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their hall of stone, Nine for the Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne, Twenty rings to make Mr. T look cool, Upon them inscribed, "I pity the fool." Discuss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Friend 81 Posted July 27, 2009 ummmmmmmm i dont get it exept for the mr.T part Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cellar Door 652 Posted July 27, 2009 iend' pid='16361' dateline='1248737536'] ummmmmmmm i dont get it exept for the mr.T part The turning point of World War II was not when the allies invaded Normandy, but when Mr. T was born and Hitler shot himself to avoid the consequences. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rose Riku 39 Posted July 27, 2009 O_______O LOL! I like it. In all of it's strangeness. The word for it would be... epic. (: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Friend 81 Posted July 27, 2009 OOOOOOOOooooooo I GET IT ummmmyay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cellar Door 652 Posted July 27, 2009 O_______O LOL! I like it. In all of it's strangeness. The word for it would be... epic. (: Unbeknownst to the modern world, the Triforce actually exists. Unlike The Legend of Zelda, however, the pieces of the Triforce are named the Triforce of Vin Diesel, the Triforce of Mr. T, and the Triforce of Chuck Norris, all held by Vin Diesel, Mr. T, and Chuck Norris, respectively. If all the pieces of the Triforce come together, there will come a power the universe has never seen. The reason the Triforce hasn't been united today lies in three simple facts: Chuck Norris thinks mohawks are gay, Mr. T thinks beards are gay, and that Vin Diesel thinks hair in general is gay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rose Riku 39 Posted July 27, 2009 Unbeknownst to the modern world, the Triforce actually exists. Unlike The Legend of Zelda, however, the pieces of the Triforce are named the Triforce of Vin Diesel, the Triforce of Mr. T, and the Triforce of Chuck Norris, all held by Vin Diesel, Mr. T, and Chuck Norris, respectively. If all the pieces of the Triforce come together, there will come a power the universe has never seen. The reason the Triforce hasn't been united today lies in three simple facts: Chuck Norris thinks mohawks are gay, Mr. T thinks beards are gay, and that Vin Diesel thinks hair in general is gay. I... love you. <33 Because I just lol'd myself to death. Yeah, I'm currently dead. The talking zombie strikes again. o.o Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xionultima 44 Posted July 27, 2009 WOW ! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kairiwilson1 47 Posted July 27, 2009 LOL. You deserve a cookie. -noms cookie- -shot- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cellar Door 652 Posted July 27, 2009 WOW ! Jabba the Hut used to be a tall beautiful blonde woman named Susan, until she talked too much during a date with Mr. T. After pitying her to the point where she melted into the slug beast form, Mr. T re-named her Jabba to remind her not to jibba-jabba so much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xionultima 44 Posted July 27, 2009 Jabba the Hut used to be a tall beautiful blonde woman named Susan, until she talked too much during a date with Mr. T. After pitying her to the point where she melted into the slug beast form, Mr. T re-named her Jabba to remind her not to jibba-jabba so much. LMFAO!!!!!!!! *dies* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cellar Door 652 Posted July 27, 2009 LOL. You deserve a cookie. -noms cookie- -shot- Mr. T once stated that he "doesn't wail on sissy boys." This led to the pink polo shirts with popped collars craze. Little do those pitiful fools know that Mr. T was just making it easier to find sissy boys to wail on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kairiwilson1 47 Posted July 27, 2009 Cella..... I say this because I care about you. o.o NO. MORE. COOKIES. FOR. YOU. Or anything else with sugar [or cra-- -shot-] in it. o.O But you can have an apricot. <3 -gives apricot- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xionultima 44 Posted July 27, 2009 Mr. T once stated that he "doesn't wail on sissy boys." This led to the pink polo shirts with popped collars craze. Little do those pitiful fools know that Mr. T was just making it easier to find sissy boys to wail on. omfg!!! *breaths heavy throws cupcake at cellar door and dies again!* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rose Riku 39 Posted July 27, 2009 you're being a total murderess right now with all of this. xion and i have died multiple times alone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kh2_rox 1 Posted July 28, 2009 lolz, yeah, still need,any help, im very wise! lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cellar Door 652 Posted July 28, 2009 lolz, yeah, still need,any help, im very wise! lol There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaiso 2,764 Posted July 28, 2009 O_______O LOL! I like it. In all of it's strangeness. The word for it would be... epic. (: Unbeknownst to the modern world, the Triforce actually exists. Unlike The Legend of Zelda, however, the pieces of the Triforce are named the Triforce of Vin Diesel, the Triforce of Mr. T, and the Triforce of Chuck Norris, all held by Vin Diesel, Mr. T, and Chuck Norris, respectively. If all the pieces of the Triforce come together, there will come a power the universe has never seen. The reason the Triforce hasn't been united today lies in three simple facts: Chuck Norris thinks mohawks are gay, Mr. T thinks beards are gay, and that Vin Diesel thinks hair in general is gay. xDDD I love you cella. LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xionultima 44 Posted July 28, 2009 There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk. O________________________O *To tired to lauph anymorealready dead fore times in one thread * Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cellar Door 652 Posted July 28, 2009 xDDD I love you cella. LOL Mr. T took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to the event as the Big Bang. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Friend 81 Posted July 28, 2009 There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse' date=' because Mr. T is going to walk. [/quote'] O________________________O *To tired to lauph anymore already dead fore times in one thread * LETS MAKE IT 5 HAHAHAAH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xionultima 44 Posted July 28, 2009 Mr. T took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to the event as the Big Bang. LOL!!!!! that just put more lauph in me no matter how much i died! X3/shot by Mr.T Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DigiMoon93 2 Posted July 28, 2009 ...............14 members in an organization!!! 14 words in Kingdom Hearts (if you include the space in between) 14 Sailor Senshi (not counting the Stars) i dunnoz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cellar Door 652 Posted July 28, 2009 ...............14 members in an organization!!! 14 words in Kingdom Hearts (if you include the space in between) 14 Sailor Senshi (not counting the Stars) i dunnoz Gravity dosen't exist. Mr. T just pities everything to stay down. Birds and planes are exempt beacuse they are shaped like Ts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites