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Pity the fool.

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Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,

Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their hall of stone,

Nine for the Mortal Men doomed to die,

One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,

Twenty rings to make Mr. T look cool,

Upon them inscribed, "I pity the fool."

 

 

Discuss.

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ummmmmmmm i dont get it exept for the mr.T part

 

The turning point of World War II was not when the allies invaded Normandy, but when Mr. T was born and Hitler shot himself to avoid the consequences.

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O_______O

 

LOL!

 

I like it. In all of it's strangeness.

 

The word for it would be... epic. (:

 

Unbeknownst to the modern world, the Triforce actually exists. Unlike The Legend of Zelda, however, the pieces of the Triforce are named the Triforce of Vin Diesel, the Triforce of Mr. T, and the Triforce of Chuck Norris, all held by Vin Diesel, Mr. T, and Chuck Norris, respectively. If all the pieces of the Triforce come together, there will come a power the universe has never seen. The reason the Triforce hasn't been united today lies in three simple facts: Chuck Norris thinks mohawks are gay, Mr. T thinks beards are gay, and that Vin Diesel thinks hair in general is gay.

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Unbeknownst to the modern world, the Triforce actually exists. Unlike The Legend of Zelda, however, the pieces of the Triforce are named the Triforce of Vin Diesel, the Triforce of Mr. T, and the Triforce of Chuck Norris, all held by Vin Diesel, Mr. T, and Chuck Norris, respectively. If all the pieces of the Triforce come together, there will come a power the universe has never seen. The reason the Triforce hasn't been united today lies in three simple facts: Chuck Norris thinks mohawks are gay, Mr. T thinks beards are gay, and that Vin Diesel thinks hair in general is gay.

 

I... love you. <33

Because I just lol'd myself to death.

Yeah, I'm currently dead.

 

The talking zombie strikes again. o.o

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WOW !

 

Jabba the Hut used to be a tall beautiful blonde woman named Susan, until she talked too much during a date with Mr. T.

After pitying her to the point where she melted into the slug beast form, Mr. T re-named her Jabba to remind her not to jibba-jabba so much.

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Jabba the Hut used to be a tall beautiful blonde woman named Susan, until she talked too much during a date with Mr. T.

After pitying her to the point where she melted into the slug beast form, Mr. T re-named her Jabba to remind her not to jibba-jabba so much.

LMFAO!!!!!!!! *dies*

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LOL.

You deserve a cookie.

-noms cookie-

xD

-shot-

 

Mr. T once stated that he "doesn't wail on sissy boys." This led to the pink polo shirts with popped collars craze. Little do those pitiful fools know that Mr. T was just making it easier to find sissy boys to wail on.

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Cella.....

I say this because I care about you.

o.o

NO.

MORE.

COOKIES.

FOR.

YOU.

Or anything else with sugar [or cra-- -shot-] in it.

o.O

 

But you can have an apricot.

<3

-gives apricot-

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Mr. T once stated that he "doesn't wail on sissy boys." This led to the pink polo shirts with popped collars craze. Little do those pitiful fools know that Mr. T was just making it easier to find sissy boys to wail on.

omfg!!! *breaths heavy throws cupcake at cellar door and dies again!*

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O_______O

 

LOL!

 

I like it. In all of it's strangeness.

 

The word for it would be... epic. (:

 

Unbeknownst to the modern world, the Triforce actually exists. Unlike The Legend of Zelda, however, the pieces of the Triforce are named the Triforce of Vin Diesel, the Triforce of Mr. T, and the Triforce of Chuck Norris, all held by Vin Diesel, Mr. T, and Chuck Norris, respectively. If all the pieces of the Triforce come together, there will come a power the universe has never seen. The reason the Triforce hasn't been united today lies in three simple facts: Chuck Norris thinks mohawks are gay, Mr. T thinks beards are gay, and that Vin Diesel thinks hair in general is gay.

 

xDDD I love you cella. LOL

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There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.

O________________________O *To tired to lauph anymore

already dead fore times in one thread xD*

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There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse' date=' because Mr. T is going to walk.

[/quote'] O________________________O *To tired to lauph anymore

already dead fore times in one thread xD*

 

LETS MAKE IT 5

HAHAHAAH

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Mr. T took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to the event as the Big Bang.

LOL!!!!! that just put more lauph in me no matter how much i died! X3/shot by Mr.T

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...............14 members in an organization!!!

14 words in Kingdom Hearts (if you include the space in between)

14 Sailor Senshi (not counting the Stars)

xD i dunnoz xD

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...............14 members in an organization!!!

14 words in Kingdom Hearts (if you include the space in between)

14 Sailor Senshi (not counting the Stars)

xD i dunnoz xD

 

Gravity dosen't exist. Mr. T just pities everything to stay down. Birds and planes are exempt beacuse they are shaped like Ts.

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