Imagine Xemnas and Xigbar holding interviews for the 13 Xehanorts.

[ReverofE 698]

And the people being interviewed were just the original Organization 13. What sort of situations and conversations would develop between these guys?

[Mystics Apprentice 2,397]

Xemnas: So, tell me a little bit about yourself.

 

Saix: Well, I go berserk every full moon.

 

Xigbar: *snickers*

 

Xemnas: Uh . . . huh . . . *jots down*  That sounds useful.

[VisitJoan 2,713]

Someone needs to make a video of that.

 

Something like: "I know we don't want her but we need to have at least one woman on this team so people don't think we're sexist."

[MythrilMagician 6,963]

Xemnas: So tell me a bit more about yourself

Vexen: Well, I'm a scientist

Xemnas: Uh-huh

Vexen: Would you like me to conduct an experiment on you?

Xemnas: I'm sorry, what?

Vexen: Experiment

Xemnas: No, thank you

Vexen: *gets up and grabs tools* Experiments

Xemnas: Please stop

Vexen: EXPUUUUURYMAAAAAAHHHHHNTS

[Solstice 749]

Xemnas:So, tell me about yourself

Demyx: I play guitar

Xemnas: okay, and?

Demyx: I can summon really bad mini games so that sora will get mad and get nightmares of me

Xemnas: Perfect!

[MythrilMagician 6,963]

  On 5/2/2017 at 12:18 AM, Vulpix said:

Xemnas:So, tell me about yourselfDemyx: I play guitarXemnas: okay, and?Demyx: I can summon really bad mini games so that sora will get mad and get nightmares of meXemnas: Perfect!

It's a sitar but whatever

[Solstice 749]

  On 5/2/2017 at 12:20 AM, MythrilMagician said:

It's a sitar but whatever

Doesn't matter, I still wanted to hit him over the head with it anyway

[Dustin Lübbers 933]

Xemnas:so tell me how do you think you can bring our company forward?

 

Axel: i can burn things and I tell people to memorize stuff

 

Xemans:you are hired

[MythrilMagician 6,963]

  On 5/2/2017 at 12:25 AM, Vulpix said:

Doesn't matter, I still wanted to hit him over the head with it anyway

To think the laziest and weakest member would be that tough

Screw logic I guess

[catmaster0116 2,676]

FOOLS! The key word is 'Darkness'.

 

All the members at least mentioned the word 'darkness' once during their interview.

[Svard 164]

Xemnas: What makes you think you would be a valuable asset to the Organization?

 

Lexaeus: ...

 

Xemnas: I see. And how would you go about fulfilling your duties as a member?

 

Lexaeus: ...

 

Xigbar: Oh? Looks like we've got the silent warrior type here. He's got the intimidating look down though.

 

Lexaeus: ...

 

Xemnas: In the least, his heart was strong enough to give his empty body a human form. That will have to do for now. However, repeated failure to fulfill your duties will result in you fading from your non-existence. You'd do well to remember that.

 

Lexaeus: Understood, Superior.