the epic win

[owned and pwn'd 0]

the thread to post wins i'll start with when iwas playing mini-soccer and i deflected the ball with my leg (didn't even kick it) and rolled all the way across the field into the other teams goal

[Think Pink 1,967]

In field hockey, I was dribbling, and the ref got in the way and kicked the ball to one of my teammates. She should've done something, but I guess since she was the one interfereing, she didn't know what to do, and we ended up making a goal.

[RoxasStalker 11]

One time in skating we were doing spins and I lost my balence and ended up doing a move that only skaters that have been at it for a while can do

[Think Pink 1,967]

^ What did you end up doing? I JUST aced my Camel Spin. x3

[RoxasStalker 11]

^ It was a no handed cartwheel type thing it was pretty cool

[rho 9]

In English class when the teacher was talking about some classes that students can take if they have poor reading skills, and she mentioned that there are multiple grade levels, this one absolute obnoxious moron that everyone hates spoke up.

 

Him: "I wanna take the first grade test!"

Me: (without hesitation) "(his name), I think that's too advanced for you."

Class laughs, he just says "shut up", one of his only comebacks, other than "bitch" and "gentleman".

 

Seriously, this kid is COMPLETELY STUPID. Last year (10th Grade, I might add.), in History, he said some of the stupidest things possible.

 

-Pointed to Africa and asked the teacher if it was South America

-Said he thought China and Japan were the same thing

-And now one that needs more detail. Don't recall why, but the teacher had us all say some of our nationalities. When it was my turn, one of the ones I chose was Welsh. Someone asked what that was, I explained it was Wales and told her where it was. This guy immediately accuses me of lying. The teacher, with a sigh, explains to the idiot that i'm not making it up.

 

Something tells me he probably thinks people don't live in Australia.

 

 

I've had to deal with this moron for about four years now. For as long as I'm aware of, EVERYONE, even teachers, have hated him. Hell, I'm pretty sure even his twin sister hates him. He's a moron, annoys everyone (he makes noise in class, is told to be quiet, he says "NO!"), etc. And the assistant principal seems to expect me to ignore the little twat. I can tell you right now that that's like telling someone to ignore a giant throbbing wart on their arm.

 

I've had series of epic wins making fun of him and at times when it's necessary fighting him (which has always resulted in him losing miserably... I need to go into detail in some other thread.) He needs to learn that for as long as he's obnoxious and stupid, people will hate him. He isn't hated for being gay, he's hated for being a little twat.

[Eterna 274]

This one time I actually kissed a girl.

[owned and pwn'd 0]

who ever posts the most epic win chosses what my avatar will be from dec 1-20 winner will be announced in thread posted on oct 5

[Think Pink 1,967]

This one time I actually kissed a girl.

 

WHOA. NO WAY, DUDE.

[Eterna 274]

 

This one time I actually kissed a girl.

 

WHOA. NO WAY, DUDE.

 

 

I know, she actually thought I was serious about it.

[Stardustblade358 806]

One time I was practicing a ballet dance but there was water one the floor and I slipped ending up making a split.Something I've never had the flexibility to do before.