SON, WE'RE RICH

[Godot 513]

Just got this wonderful e-mail from a person named NULL NULL:

 

"YOU WON SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND BRITISH POUNDS IN THE GNLD PROMO

 

SEND YOUR NAME: ADDRESS:"

 

 

I'm consider replying with the name "Heywood Jablome" and the address "69 Suckit Lane".

[sneezes 73]

LMFAO. i will love you forever if you do reply like that.

[Amon 4,279]

I love scams and messing with then people who are trying to do them.

 

I also find it funny how some people are actually clueless enough to fall for these obvious scams. The writer might as well say

 

"Hello, I am someone you never met before or care about, can I have all your personal information so I can steal all the money in your bank account I mean commit a crime under your name go to college, in Nigeria? "

[Kaiso 2,764]

Kind of reminds me of the guy who came up to our doorstep today and was like, "HI. I'M TOTALLY FROM THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH OF PIZZA HUT-- I- I MEAN DOMINOES, AND FOR 15 DOLLARS I WILL GIVE YOU 5-NO 11 PIZZAS!! NOW, HOW MANY ORDERS DO YOU GUYS WANT?"

 

and he pulls out an old, bent up flyer for Dominoes you normally find shoved in-between the pages of your daily newspaper.

 

He had a nice shirt and tie on, but his attire screamed "trying way to hard to get some extra cash."

 

Yeaaahno.

We ran him off as fast as we could.

[rho 9]

Or like the Nigerian fathers who e-mail you asking you to send them money so they can feed their family/rent a penguin/etc

[Amon 4,279]

Heres a reply I recently made to another scam.

 

 

1. Full name Ruben Mycok

2. Contact Address: 666 Butthole lane

3. Age: 69

4. Mobile Number: 1-800-Douchebag

5. Marital Status: Married, then divorced, then married, then windowed, then single

6. Sex Transsexual

7. Occupation: Professional Poop Tosser

8. Company: FAP (feces and poop)

9.State: Albania

10.Country: USSR

11.Nationality: Siamese if you please

12.Email: you know it dumbass how else would you send this to me?

13.Next Of Kin: My son, Sukon Mycok

14. Zip Code: 12345

15. Website (if applicable):

www.tubgirl.com

 

Don't go on tubgirl, its a shock website that will probably rape your mind. I'm serious don't go. I think Nigerians will like it so I sent it to them.

 

Its basically a fat japanese girl sitting in the bathtub naked while squirting orange diarhea into her mouth, you wouldn't want to see that now would you?

 

[RoxSox 3,593]

 

Don't go on tubgirl, its a shock website that will probably rape your mind. I'm serious don't go. I think Nigerians will like it so I sent it to them.

 

[Amon 4,279]

I rest my case. Maybe one day they will go to dance school but need money from total strangers to do it.

[Eterna 274]

You're font color is hard to read

[Godot 513]

You're font color is hard to read

 

Better now, hon? c:

[RoxSox 3,593]

 

 

 

Better now, hon? c:

 

You're such a bitch...

and I love you. 8D

[Eterna 274]

 

You're font color is hard to read

 

Better now, hon? c:

 

No, because I'm blind.

Brail please.

[Godot 513]

 

 

 

 

Better now, hon? c:

 

You're such a bitch...

and I love you. 8D

 

pfffffft, don't I know it. cx

ilu2<33

 

 

 

You're font color is hard to read

 

Better now, hon? c:

 

No, because I'm blind.

Brail please.

 

[Eterna 274]

 

 

 

 

 

Better now, hon? c:

 

You're such a bitch...

and I love you. 8D

 

pfffffft, don't I know it. cx

ilu2<33

 

 

 

You're font color is hard to read

 

Better now, hon? c:

 

No, because I'm blind.

Brail please.

 

 

Thanks bro

[Space Cowboy 1,392]

Your email ID has been given 1,000,000,00 GBP in our tobacco promo send us your

Name

Sex

Address

I just got sent this

 

...

[Amon 4,279]

That has to be the dumbest scam ever. Who would ever believe the won 1 million pounds in a promotion they never heard of?

 

If your going to scam someone, at least use a heart wrenching story that will make people feel sad.

[Liraxus 4]

gentlemans these days.

[Eterna 274]

gentlemans these days.

 

I'm offended.

 

Well not really.