Clouded Sun 1,232 Posted January 5, 2017 (edited) In before Hanz makes some extremely complicated plan to trick everyone and send the world into ruin by killing the gods. And sealing solace away for ten years. And then Solace grows a beard and musatachio. And now she's dealing with the useless lesbian goddess of Light who doesn't like her You're welcome. nowimaginethehatesex. *Nosebleeds everywhere* Edited January 5, 2017 by Clouded Sun Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scrapmaster 1,731 Posted January 5, 2017 And then Solace grows a beard and musatachio. And Hanz grows one awesome goatee. And gets an even more stylish fedora. Zion swoops in to disrespect and throw threats around...like a true god. (In Hanz's view anyway). Meanwhile. Hanz and Iventas drinking some tea. Like gentlemen. 1 Clouded Sun reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clouded Sun 1,232 Posted January 5, 2017 And Hanz grows one awesome goatee. And gets an even more stylish fedora. Zion swoops in to disrespect and throw threats around...like a true god. (In Hanz's view anyway). Meanwhile. Hanz and Iventas drinking some tea. Like gentlemen. Oh what civil lads. 1 Scrapmaster reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saber Lily 1,543 Posted January 5, 2017 (edited) And Hanz grows one awesome goatee. And gets an even more stylish fedora. Zion swoops in to disrespect and throw threats around...like a true god. (In Hanz's view anyway). Meanwhile. Hanz and Iventas drinking some tea. Like gentlemen. Well her wife was a succubus. And Lucia.... Well...Zion is shot through the heart, and while Lucia's not the blame... SHE GIVES SUCCUBI, A BAD NAME! Edited January 5, 2017 by Sabre Lily 2 Nero Kunivas and Clouded Sun reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clouded Sun 1,232 Posted January 5, 2017 Well her wife was a succubus. And Lucia.... Well...Zion is shot through the heart, and while Lucia's not the blame... SHE GIVES SUCCUBI, A BAD NAME! you guys are too much! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scrapmaster 1,731 Posted January 5, 2017 Well her wife was a succubus. And Lucia.... Well...Zion is shot through the heart, and while Lucia's not the blame... SHE GIVES SUCCUBI, A BAD NAME! Fair enough. Should she happen to seduce zion though. Reaper is gonna have competition. That is if Sol isnt competition enough already. Boy I can already see Lucia attempting to seduce Hanz. Lucia: *Conjures a complicated charm spell on Hanz* Hanz: *completely deadpan expression* Nice witch hat. 1 Nero Kunivas reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saber Lily 1,543 Posted January 5, 2017 Fair enough. Should she happen to seduce zion though. Reaper is gonna have competition. That is if Sol isnt competition enough already. Boy I can already see Lucia attempting to seduce Hanz. Lucia: *Conjures a complicated charm spell on Hanz* Hanz: *completely deadpan expression* Nice witch hat. Zion: ...you're looking at the hat? *looks up* Well it is nice. *looks down again* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scrapmaster 1,731 Posted January 5, 2017 Zion: ...you're looking at the hat? *looks up* Well it is nice. *looks down again* Hanz: see? its a nice firetrucking hat! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Aleister 1,677 Posted January 5, 2017 Y'all are perverts. Thank you guys for not raiding the roleplay. School was....interesting today. 1 Clouded Sun reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clouded Sun 1,232 Posted January 5, 2017 Y'all are perverts. Thank you guys for not raiding the roleplay. School was....interesting today. Ooooh do tell. In the meanwhile, everyone will be absorbed in Succubus dreams and fedora hats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nero Kunivas 3,046 Posted January 5, 2017 Fair enough. Should she happen to seduce zion though. Reaper is gonna have competition. That is if Sol isnt competition enough already. Boy I can already see Lucia attempting to seduce Hanz. Lucia: *Conjures a complicated charm spell on Hanz* Hanz: *completely deadpan expression* Nice witch hat. Lucia: That boy is something to pass the time by~ He might prove to be valuable regardless, but nothing can surpass my servant. The Reaper: *Badass armfold* -------------------- I may have made a mistake making a Succubus, who also looks like bloody Witch Mercy. Everyone here's drooling over her. Hanz would be more focused on the hat, of course. 1 Clouded Sun reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clouded Sun 1,232 Posted January 5, 2017 Lucia: That boy is something to pass the time by~ He might prove to be valuable regardless, but nothing can surpass my servant. The Reaper: *Badass armfold* -------------------- I may have made a mistake making a Succubus, who also looks like bloody Witch Mercy. Everyone here's drooling over her. Hanz would be more focused on the hat, of course. I can't take the reaper seriously knowing he has a pumpkin mask! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nero Kunivas 3,046 Posted January 5, 2017 I can't take the reaper seriously knowing he has a pumpkin mask! That Pumpkin is his literal head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scrapmaster 1,731 Posted January 5, 2017 That Pumpkin is his literal head. Hanz: nice head. *rips it out thinking its a hat* 2 Yessie Maltese and Nero Kunivas reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clouded Sun 1,232 Posted January 5, 2017 AAAWWWW sheeeiiiitt 1 Yessie Maltese reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nero Kunivas 3,046 Posted January 5, 2017 Hanz: nice head. *rips it out thinking its a hat* The Reaper: Funny. Now give it back. He can remove it anyway, like a true Headless Horseman. 1 Clouded Sun reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scrapmaster 1,731 Posted January 5, 2017 The Reaper: Funny. Now give it back. He can remove it anyway, like a true Headless Horseman. Hanz: *accidentaly erases it* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clouded Sun 1,232 Posted January 5, 2017 The Reaper: Funny. Now give it back. He can remove it anyway, like a true Headless Horseman. Hanz: *accidentaly erases it* Sol: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! I'LL HAVE NIGHTMARES FOR MONTHS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nero Kunivas 3,046 Posted January 5, 2017 Hanz: *accidentaly erases it* The Reaper: ...great. Invidia: You, really should be dead... The Reaper: I invite you to try and make it happen. Sol: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! I'LL HAVE NIGHTMARES FOR MONTHS! The Witch: If you want, I can make them dreams~ 1 Clouded Sun reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scrapmaster 1,731 Posted January 5, 2017 The Reaper: ...great. Invidia: You, really should be dead... The Reaper: I invite you to try and make it happen. *Hanz inches closer, his hands glowing* *For the first time, The Reaper feels the fear of death...or rather, complete deletion* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nero Kunivas 3,046 Posted January 5, 2017 *Hanz inches closer, his hands glowing* *For the first time, The Reaper feels the fear of death...or rather, complete deletion* *Scrap reported for Godmodding* 1 Clouded Sun reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scrapmaster 1,731 Posted January 5, 2017 *Scrap reported for Godmodding* *As he is being banned* ITS VOOOOOOOoooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddddd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clouded Sun 1,232 Posted January 5, 2017 (edited) Spin-off comedy RP INSIDE an RP? Quota hit me like a brick? What?! We haven't even gotten through the first part?! The Reaper: ...great. The Witch: If you want, I can make them dreams~ Sol: If it's anything like the last crap you gave me, I'd rather die by a raging plague. Edited January 5, 2017 by Clouded Sun 2 Yessie Maltese and Nero Kunivas reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nero Kunivas 3,046 Posted January 5, 2017 Spin-off comedy RP INSIDE an RP? Quota hit me like a brick? What?! We haven't even gotten through the first part?! Sol: If it's anything like the last crap you gave me, I'd rather die by a raging plague. The Witch: Then you have nothing to fear~ The Reaper: *His head has been replaced with a new one, a replica of his pumpkin head* Parallel Universes, a dime a dozen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clouded Sun 1,232 Posted January 5, 2017 (edited) Y'all are perverts. Ay, you're not innocent. I read your "Book of Roses" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The Witch: Then you have nothing to fear~ The Reaper: *His head has been replaced with a new one, a replica of his pumpkin head* Parallel Universes, a dime a dozen. Sol: *Hit wit da fear* Edited January 5, 2017 by Clouded Sun 2 Nero Kunivas and Yessie Maltese reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
