The Knights of Ni

[Philip Ellwell 5,487]

*Switches salt with low fat, non toxic fake salt in every Mcdonalds salt shaker*

[Frisk 3,460]

PINGU IS SO ABORBZZZZ ;;w;; 

 

Phil so evil.... muhuhuhu owo

 

*puts Pingu down, he waddles over to you*

 

Thanks Penguin he's very happy since you're his role model and all uwu

 

*forages around the drawers for money*

[Philip Ellwell 5,487]

*Paints every red rose in the tri-state area white*

[Frisk 3,460]

 

*Switches salt with low fat, non toxic fake salt in every Mcdonalds salt shaker*

PHIL NO THAT WILL LENGTHEN THE LIVES OF MCDONALDS CUSTOMERS BY A HUNDRED YEARS

[Philip Ellwell 5,487]

PHIL NO THAT WILL LENGTHEN THE LIVES OF MCDONALDS CUSTOMERS BY A HUNDRED YEARS

MUWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

[MythrilMagician 6,963]

*Paints every red rose in the tri-state area white*

WHO'S BEEN PAINTING MY ROSES WHITE

 

Because WHO'S BEEN PAINTING MY ROSES RED is too mainstream

PHIL NO THAT WILL LENGTHEN THE LIVES OF MCDONALDS CUSTOMERS BY A HUNDRED YEARS

ALL THE MORE MONEY TO BE TAKEN FROM THEM

SO EVIL

[Philip Ellwell 5,487]

WHO'S BEEN PAINTING MY ROSES WHITE

 

Because WHO'S BEEN PAINTING MY ROSES RED is too mainstream

ALL THE MORE MONEY TO BE TAKEN FROM THEM

SO EVIL

I was screaming OFF WITH HER HEAD before it was mainstream

-King Henry The 8th 

[Frisk 3,460]

THESE ARE SOME EXCELLENT EVIL PLANS

 

If we're evil we'd take over McDonalds and make all the money owo

 

I was screaming OFF WITH HER HEAD before it was mainstream

-King Henry The 8th

 

I see what you did there owo

[MythrilMagician 6,963]

I was screaming OFF WITH HER HEAD before it was mainstream

-King Henry The 8th 

DUDE THAT'S DARK

I LIKE IT

EVIL

 

THESE ARE SOME EXCELLENT EVIL PLANS

 

If we're evil we'd take over McDonalds and make all the money owo

 

I see what you did there owo

Yes

First McDonald's

Then KFC

Then whatever is the third biggest restaurant company

Too lazy to google it

[PenguinRoxx 286]

*puts Pingu down, he waddles over to you*

 

Thanks Penguin he's very happy since you're his role model and all uwu

 

*forages around the drawers for money*

 

Awwwee! I'm glad little pingu! ;w; *huggles pingu*

 

One day when you grow up, you shall be the next first lieutenant owo

 

 

*Paints every red rose in the tri-state area white*

 

+100,000 EVIL EXP

 

LEVEL UP!

[Philip Ellwell 5,487]

THESE ARE SOME EXCELLENT EVIL PLANS

 

If we're evil we'd take over McDonalds and make all the money owo

 

I see what you did there owo

 

Awwwee! I'm glad little pingu! ;w; *huggles pingu*

 

One day when you grow up, you shall be the next first lieutenant owo

 

 

 

+100,000 EVIL EXP

 

LEVEL UP!

Historical jokes, though 

 

*hisses*

Edited December 16, 2016 by Philip Ellwell

[Frisk 3,460]

DUDE THAT'S DARK

I LIKE IT

EVIL

 

 

Yes

First McDonald's

Then KFC

Then whatever is the third biggest restaurant company

Too lazy to google it

GOOD IDEA WELL TAKE OVER GOOGLE

[PenguinRoxx 286]

Historical jokes, though 

 

aaah just saw that when the page refreshed NOICEE

 

+500,000 EVIL EXP

 

LEVEL UP

LEVEL UP

LEVEL UP

GOOD IDEA WELL TAKE OVER GOOGLE

 

GOOGLE WILL SOON BECOME A PART OF OUR EVIL EMPIRE OWO

[MythrilMagician 6,963]

Historical jokes, though 

 

*hisses*

 

Indeed

GOOD IDEA WELL TAKE OVER GOOGLE

 

ALL DA MONEH FO UZ

EVIL WE ARE

THE WORLD WE WILL TAKE OVER

aaah just saw that when the page refreshed NOICEE

 

+500,000 EVIL EXP

 

LEVEL UP

LEVEL UP

LEVEL UP

 

GOOGLE WILL SOON BECOME A PART OF OUR EVIL EMPIRE OWO

EXP EXPLOITS

EVIL

[Frisk 3,460]

aaah just saw that when the page refreshed NOICEE

 

+500,000 EVIL EXP

 

LEVEL UP

LEVEL UP

LEVEL UP

 

GOOGLE WILL SOON BECOME A PART OF OUR EVIL EMPIRE OWO

LEVEL UP AND YAY FOR PINGU

 

PINGUUUU COME BACK OWO

 

Indeed

 

 

ALL DA MONEH FO UZ

EVIL WE ARE

THE WORLD WE WILL TAKE OVER

 

EXP EXPLOITS

EVIL

I use exp exploits all the time owo

Historical jokes, though 

 

*hisses*

QUOTA IS THAT ANNOYING FRIEND WHO WONT LEAVE I SWEAR

[MythrilMagician 6,963]

LEVEL UP AND YAY FOR PINGU

 

PINGUUUU COME BACK OWO

 

I use exp exploits all the time owo

So do I

For that is the way of evil people

[Frisk 3,460]

So do I

For that is the way of evil people

Also we don't have the time to level up normally

 

For our plans we gotta level up ten times faster OWO

[PenguinRoxx 286]

LEVEL UP AND YAY FOR PINGU

 

PINGUUUU COME BACK OWO

 

I use exp exploits all the time owo

QUOTA IS THAT ANNOYING FRIEND WHO WONT LEAVE I SWEAR

 

ONE MORE CUDDLE OWO *cuddles pingu*

 

Oke lil pingu, time to return to Frisk~ *puts pingu down and it waddles back to you*

 

AAUUGGGHH CURSES! THAT QUOTA CURSE THAT PHIL CASTED IS STILL ON US O3O 

 

Also evil exp exploits ftw

[MythrilMagician 6,963]

Also we don't have the time to level up normally

 

For our plans we gotta level up ten times faster OWO

YUSH

ONLY WAY OWO

[Frisk 3,460]

ONE MORE CUDDLE OWO *cuddles pingu*

 

Oke lil pingu, time to return to Frisk~ *puts pingu down and it waddles back to you*

 

AAUUGGGHH CURSES! THAT QUOTA CURSE THAT PHIL CASTED IS STILL ON US O3O 

 

Also evil exp exploits ftw

Yaaaaaaaaay thank you Penguin uwu

 

*picks up Pingu and hugs him close to me* Cx

 

AND PHILS EVIL WILL STOP AT NOTHING HE EVEN USES IT ON US HES BEYOND EVIL

 

YUSH

ONLY WAY OWO

IF WE WANNA BE HIGHER LEVELED THAN THE HEROES WE NEED TO GRIND AND EXP EXPLOIT

[MythrilMagician 6,963]

Yaaaaaaaaay thank you Penguin uwu

 

*picks up Pingu and hugs him close to me* Cx

 

AND PHILS EVIL WILL STOP AT NOTHING HE EVEN USES IT ON US HES BEYOND EVIL

 

IF WE WANNA BE HIGHER LEVELED THAN THE HEROES WE NEED TO GRIND AND EXP EXPLOIT

EXACTLY

SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE MASTERMIND OWO

[Frisk 3,460]

 

Historical jokes, though 

 

*hisses*

PHIL EXPERT EVIL YOUR QUOTA CURSE WILL NEVER LEAVE US

 

NO ONE IS SAFE FROM YOUR EXPERT EVIL

 

EXACTLY

SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE MASTERMIND OWO

Thanks Duck BUT DONT ANNOUNCE IM THE MASTERMIND OUTLOUD LIKE THIS

 

The heroes need to follow after the decoy mastermind so I can work unhindered >w>

[PenguinRoxx 286]

Yaaaaaaaaay thank you Penguin uwu

 

*picks up Pingu and hugs him close to me* Cx

 

AND PHILS EVIL WILL STOP AT NOTHING HE EVEN USES IT ON US HES BEYOND EVIL

 

IF WE WANNA BE HIGHER LEVELED THAN THE HEROES WE NEED TO GRIND AND EXP EXPLOIT

 

 

YESH! WE EVIL BEINGS MUST ALSO GRIND TO BECOME OP! GREAT THINKING COMMANDER!! OWO

 

Muhuhu not even the evil of all evils is safe from quota o3o

[Sora 2,184]

fhat whe tuck

[MythrilMagician 6,963]

PHIL EXPERT EVIL YOUR QUOTA CURSE WILL NEVER LEAVE US

 

NO ONE IS SAFE FROM YOUR EXPERT EVIL

 

Thanks Duck BUT DONT ANNOUNCE IM THE MASTERMIND OUTLOUD LIKE THIS

 

The heroes need to follow after the decoy mastermind so I can work unhindered >w>

The heroes are too dumb to work that out

even if you say it right to their faces

cause ya know

they are heroes