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The 13th Kenpachi

My friend works at Square Enix!

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Yep, gary ham lalam here everyone and I have an announcement-my friend works at square enix.

 

Now I can't tell you his name or his gender or his address or anything about him but I know him because 

 

I was cruising down the street in my 6'4 and i saw a piece of dirt that was being eaten by a rat that went to a nest that was friends with another rat that rat's sister said his cousin knew a human who was once married to a woman that had a child who grew up to live on an island who came to Argentina who went back to Germany who lived in Korea who went to Antartica because she married a miner man who said he who knew a dog that knew a rat that said he was friends with a dog. The dog knew another dog that lived on a farm that knew a raccoon who ate a squirrel that said that knew a chicken

 

And guess what, the chicken was killed and sent to a local Japanese restaurant outside sqenix headquarters. The chicken was eaten by Tetsuya Nomura who farted it out later on.

The chicken said he overheard Nomura say that the game is never coming out so leave him alone.

Edited by Barry Bacon Allen

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Yup and then Luna is revealed to be a trans Noctis that he dreamt up cause Luna is the body he wants to have so he made a timeline split where he becomes a women and his male side timeline sets up things so he can sleep with himself  

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