Worst film of all time?

In your opinion, what is it?

For me, it's the Romeo & Juliet film from 1996 that Leonardo DiCaprio was in.

I was given the unfortunate circumstances of having to watch it twice in English class. It is HORRIBLE.

First off, the concept of putting it in a modern setting had GREAT potential, and they crapped on it.

Second, the dialogue is delivered TERRIBLY. The acting is terrible, and the old Shakespeare-era language being used the way it was just sounded horrific.

Third, the acting is just crappy in general. The only one who did a decent job was the guy that played Frair Laurence.

Fourth, The graphics and such were just completely unpleasant to the eyes.

Also, since when the hell was Mercutio black? Isn't he Romeo's cousin? Wouldn't that mean Romeo was at least part black?

And when was it said that the Nurse was Jewish?

It was overall total crap. The Nostalgia Critic just needs to rip it to shreds.

They could have done it MUCH better. Hell, I came up with a good concept for a "modern" R&J film, and I'm a teenager and not a Hollywood movie producer.

So, Romeo and Juliet never had kids, since, well, they died. Hundreds of years have passed, and both the Capulets and the Montagues continued their family into several generations, without a last name ever changing, so the last names are still out there. Both families at one point during the 1900s moved to the United States. Coincidentally, the most recent offpsrings from both families are named Romeo and Juliet (respectively, just to give it a twist). At some point along the line, the families began their feud once again.

Even more coincidentally, both of them end up going to the same school. Upon meeting one another, they develop mutual crushes. Since neither one tells the other, they end up in a friendship. Upon the families finding out, they are enraged. Both of them continue their friendship secretly, but it ends up not lasting long, since Juliet and Romeo's cousins both go to the same school and rat on them.

So, Romeo gets ninja training from the equivalent of Frair Laurence, the martial arts-expert PE teacher at the school, played by Jackie Chan, so he can sneak into Juliet's room and visit her

Anyway, back to seriousness. Because they now have the internets, they communicate with each other still via various sources like AIM and Facebook. They eventually admit to eachother about their crush, and they keep trying to sneak off to meet each other.

It doesn't last long. They're found out once more, and know they face extreme punishment. So, since they're both about 16 or 17 and can drive, they get some money and flee together to Canada. Both families then report their children missing, and a massive search begins, ending up causing Amber Alerts for them to show up all over the United States.

They end up getting enough money over time to live there together and remain at peace, but then someone recognizes them from images posted as a result of the search, and contacts police.

For a while, they are forced to be separated and both are kept at high watch. Suicide is attempted, Romeo becomes emo, (seriousness, not a joking thing like the ninja training) so on, so forth. Over time, the families begin to grow tired of the constant fighting and fear on both ends, and the realization of how much both mutually love each other and how being separated could cause them to inflict self-harm and possibly suicide (which Romeo would attempt for dramatic effect), they come to an agreement and choose to end the feud once more, allowing Romeo and Juliet to be together.

And that's how it would end. There'd be fighting. Some characters would die, but not R and J.

As for a cast, the only roles I can really think of are Fran Drescher as the Nurse (come on, it'd be perfect), Nathan Kress as Tybalt, and Jane Kaczmarek as Lady Montague or Lady Capulet (in this case, they'd be called Mrs. Montague or Mrs. Capulet), and Joe Pesci as Mr. Capulet. I'd possibly cast Samuel Jackson as the equivalent of Frair Laurence (Who I'd probably make a teacher at the school instead of a Frair), just because he's so awesome

...well crap, I never expected my idea to end up so long.

I could just write a script and send it to Paramount or something.

In your opinion, what is it?

 

For me, it's the Romeo & Juliet film from 1996 that Leonardo DiCaprio was in.

 

we also had to watch it lots of times, it sucks

probably the channel 4-made midsummer nights dreams, i mean for stars they had lightbulbs hangng from the cieling

yeah, i hate shakespeare, especially when used in english exams (why do we study language that is never used anymore?)

possibly twilight. i don't care if everyone says robert pattinson is good looking (which i still don't thimnk he really is), the film sucked @$$

lol Robert Pattison isn't very goodlooking

I have to say.... Idk the Fourth Kind? I found it very boring and unrealistic.

Twilight (the first movie) was pretty bad

ALL OF THE SPY KIDS MOVIES SUCKED SO MUCH OHMYGOSH.

I hate every movie with Mel Gibson.

The worst movie I have seen is, Where the Wild Things Are.

ALL OF THE SPY KIDS MOVIES SUCKED SO MUCH OHMYGOSH.

 

I hate every movie with Mel Gibson.

 

really? when i was little i loved the spy kids films!

spy kids 3 sucked, but that was only because it was one of the first 3D films and the film was basically 1 big gimmick

All of the movies sucked because of the plot, and the green screen effects were horrible.

Romeo & Juliet film from 1996 that Leonardo DiCaprio was in

 

i hate both of them so much, they were so bad lmao...

Catwoman,The Hottie and the Nottie were pretty bad

Stepfather. -__- The one movie that I think is worse than the first Saw movie. I still want my money back...

In your opinion, what is it?

 

For me, it's the Romeo & Juliet film from 1996 that Leonardo DiCaprio was in.

 

 

That movie was horrible x_x They could've done sooooo much more with the modern them

I think Dragonball: Evolution or The Last Airbender were s*** movies

 

In your opinion, what is it?

 

For me, it's the Romeo & Juliet film from 1996 that Leonardo DiCaprio was in.

 

 

That movie was horrible x_x They could've done sooooo much more with the modern them

 

I think Dragonball: Evolution or The Last Airbender were s*** movies

 

Approves! 8D

Brooklyn's Finest.

Plot holes

Pointless prostitute scenes

way too much unnecessary swearing

and sooo much more..........

Queen of the Damned- Whoever decided that combing the books "The Vampire Lestat" and "The Queen of the Damned" was a good idea needs to be shot. As well as whoever cast Paul McGann as David. .______. To add insult to injury, the acting was terrible, the plot was horrendous (seriously. I wasn't sure if I read the same books that the director had.), the casting choices were TERRIBLE (What happened to having my gorgeous Tom Cruise as Lestat? T_T And Marguerite Moreau made Jesse look like a whore. The only actor who I think did a good job was Aaliyah.). Even Anne Rice herself admitted that it sucked.

New Moon- The only Twilight movie that I was actually looking forward too--guess I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up. The casting was disgusting (I love Michael Sheen, but he made a terrible Aro. And don't even get me started on Robert and Kristen. [Though I have to admit that Taylor Lautner did a decent job as Jacob, as well as Dakota Fanning.]), plot holes were abundant, and the Volturi fight scene was probably the shittiest fight scene I have ever seen in any move EVER.

Avatar- The special effects were amazing, but the plot was just.....ew. It's anti-military, anti-religion, anti-government, anti-EVERYTHING. Gah. >_<

Avatar- The special effects were amazing, but the plot was just.....ew. It's anti-military, anti-religion, anti-government, anti-EVERYTHING. Gah. >_<

 

really? avatar was one of my favourite films, and not just for the effects

i didn't like Avatar i found it over hyped

Avatar was a great movie. The Last Airbender was not. It was horrible. Would it have killed them to actually WATCH the tv show?

Disaster Movie.

Enough said.

The last air bender sucked. how about actually WATCH the Tv show.

Twilight sucked too. it was WAY too predictable.

The Last Air Bender sucks. I don't even like the show, much less the movie. (Stupidamericanstryingtomakeanimetheirs;< )

Avatar I didn't like at all.

Avatar- The special effects were amazing, but the plot was just.....ew. It's anti-military, anti-religion, anti-government, anti-EVERYTHING. Gah. >_<

 

And Disaster Movie. God, that sucks cow nipples./shot for Des reference

The last air bender sucked. how about actually WATCH the Tv show.

 

i saw something on tv where the guy who made the movie said he watch it with his kids LIES!!!

 

The last air bender sucked. how about actually WATCH the Tv show.

 

i saw something on tv where the guy who made the movie said he watch it with his kids. LIES!!!